:A/N: For the PJo, it's after Titan's Curse but before Battle of the Labyrinth. Bianca didn't die and neither did Zoe. Thalia still joins the Hunt. For HP, it's during HBP. Also, might be a bit of OOC.
Harry's POV
Why does McGonagall have to push us?! Wait, I sound like Ron. Is that, good? Well, I don't even have knowledge if that's good. Hermione will get all teary if I mention Ron's name or "Won Won" as Lavender calls him. I don't even know why Ron likes her back.
[Time skip]
"Hermione," I whined to her, "how do you even surVIVE potions class!" I said to her shocked.
"Listen to the teacher and don't fail," answered Hermione smoothly as we walked to the great hall for lunch. I stared at her with my mouth hanging open. "Umm," said Hermione uncomfortably. I blinked twice, closed my mouth and said to her
"Sorry for staring, but when did start sassing people?!" I exclaimed. Hermione gave the most un-Hermione like answer by shrugging. We arrived at the great hall and started talking. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Ron feeding Lavender. What age was Lavender?! 2!? SHE'S FREAKING 16 (:A/N: idk for sure, but I think she's 16, correct me if I'm wrong) YEARS OLD?! I frowned, when Dumbledore clapped his hands thrice and stood up. We all became quiet, and Dumbledore spoke. "Before we carry on, we have 4 exchange students," he said happily. Whispers broke out immediately. I frowned myself and asked Hermione, "Exchange students? It's the middle of the school year?" Hermione frowned in contrast (:A/N: no idea if I used that correctly) and looked at me.
"Very strange indeed, why this late?" I frowned and whispered back a great answer,
"I don't know." Hermione looked at me with a frown and said something that I never thought would come from Hermione's mouth,
"Exactly how stupid are you!?" She said that a bit more loudly than she meant too, because everyone looked our way. Hermione flushed red, while I burned up.
Dumbledore frowned and said "Strange, where are they? They should be here." I could immediately tell that he was worried, so I was worried myself.
Percy's POV
Finally, I could relax. I was sleeping in, when someone pounded on my door. "PERCY!" yelled Grover, "IT'S 12 IN THE AFTERNOON!"
I groaned out loudly and mumbled to Grover, "Please leave, I need to catch up on my beauty sleep." Grover huffed and left. My head hit the pillow, and I fell asleep, to be awoken a few minutes later.
Grover's POV
If Percy doesn't want to wake up, might as well get Chiron. As I arrived to the pavilion, Chiron trotted up to me and asked me "Any luck?" I shook my head.
Annabeth came up to me and asked me "Where's Percy?"
I answered "Sleeping." It came out a bit louder than I meant to though. The Hermes cabin busted out laughing like crazy, Nico and Bianca were also laughing. Athena and some of the Hephaestus cabin mates with Demeter just shook their heads. The Dionysus duo were chuckling along. The Apollo Cabin laughed with the Hermes cabin. The Aphrodite children just kept on gossiping, as if they didn't hear anything. The Ares cabin shook their heads as well. Then Clarisse growled,
"He was sleeping? No wonder I couldn't find him to beat into a pulp." Everyone was chuckling, then Annabeth rolled her eyes and said to Chiron,
"I'm going to wake him." She started walking off, when one of Hermes campers (a 16 year old) called out
"Remember! Don't taaaaaaaake to long!" he said with a smirk. Annabeth's face flushed red, when I said
"I'll go with Annabeth." As we walked of, the Stoll brothers added,
"Prank him for us? Please?" Annabeth yelled back with a powerful
"NO!" and we (Annabeth and I) reached Percy's cabin. Annabeth yelled into his door so loud, that I'm pretty sure the pavilion could hear her. "WAKE UP PERCY FREAKING JACKSON!"
Third Person POV
"Damn," whispered Travis to Connor, "Annabeth's pissed!"
Connor silently said to his brother, "Poor Percy, he is so dead." The other people within earshot silently agreed with Connor. Nico looked confused, and asked one of the Ares campers,
"What will happen to Percy?" the Ares camper looked at Nico and said
"Forgot your new, but to answer your question, when Annabeth gets all pissed off, Annabeth judo flips the person she's all pissed off at." Nico's brilliant answer was no other than "Oh." Bianca looked a bit befuddled and asked the camper, "What is she get's all pissed off at a group?" The Ares camper replied "A group that get's judo flipped." Nico's and Bianca's eyes widened, as Percy had saved her before and didn't want a dead Percy while Nico was worried because he didn't want Percy to die. After all, Percy stuck to his promise, Bianca is alive.
Percy's POV
Why, did Annabeth wake me up? I mean, my dream was AWESOME! I was riding a golden fire breathing lama (:A/N: he he)! But, as my lama was roasting a hellhound, when the hellhound screamed at me, "WAKE UP PERCY FREAKING JACKSON!" My eyes snapped open, and I looked around, then I realized that I was about to fall asleep again, when I heard Grover say "I'm getting Chiron, again."
Annabeth replied (I know Annabeth's voice, okay?!) "Should we?"
Grover replied calmly, "Yes."
Annabeth answered with an uncertain tone, "Go get a Apollo camper, preferably Will." I heard a clip clopping sound, a FAST one, then I heard a shank sound.
My eyes opened wide, and I cried out, "Okay, OKAY! I'm comin!" Annabeth snorted. I huffed, put a Camp Half Blood T-shirt and staggered out the door, forgetting to open it. CLANG! I groaned in pain, then I realized that my sword was not in pen form and smashed against one of the rainbow ponies. Sorry Tyson. I opened the the door, to see a amused Annabeth.
As soon as I saw her face, I asked her, "How loud was the clang?" Annabeth laughed which made me smile. She answered while laughing,
"Probably all the way to pavilion."
I blinked, the sighed out,"The Fates hate me."
Annabeth had a smirk and answered, "Don't tempt them." I rolled my eyes as she start to ramble out random architecture facts. Now that I think about it, can Athena bless her children NOT to be dyslexic?
"Hey Annabeth?" I asked.
She stopped rambling and said "Yeah?" I questioned "Can Athena make bless her kids not to be dyslexic?"
Annabeth frowned and said to me, "My mom can make a amazing curse, so I say yes."
I frowned a bit, then Annabeth started rambling about architecture, so I thought here goes nothing. "So the Empire State Building is abo-" I interrupted her by pulling her into me as I kissed her. I don't know who was more surprised, me or her. But I was surprised when she deepened the kiss. Soon, we were a tumbling mess on the ground.
Then I heard a "aHEM!" We quickly jumped back tomato red, to see Grover with a absolutly amazed but yet horrified expression.
I stuttered out, "We-e-e can explain."
Grover looked at me, then Annabeth, and looked at me again and sighed out, "Keep it in your pants," (cue me and Annabeth blushing harder) "please?"
I looked at Grover, and answered "Sure, but how come you sound like Chiron?"
Grover smiled a bit and said to me, "Chiron has been uh, giving me lessons to make sure uh, no teenage pregnancy happens," he answered blushing a bit. I got up, helped Annabeth up, when Grover asked out of the blue "Are you two, uh-, a thing?"
I answered with a slight blush, "Nah,"
Grover's most frequent answer, "Oh." I sneaked a glance at Annabeth, who was a tomato. Then I had a faint memory of Mr. D saying something about the gods arriving today. CRAP! "Grover, correct me if I'm wrong, but are the gods coming today?"
Grover looked at me, then answered, "Yeah, why?" I paled horribly. Grover looked confused, then it seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, crap." I faked a gasp and said, "Grover! Profanity!" Annabeth started laughing while Grover rolled his eyes. Then we arrived at the pavilion, to see the gods there. Oops, the gods DO NOT like us to be late for their arrival.
Third Person
On Olympus…
Poseidon was bickering with Athena, again. Hermes was stealing Ares weapons, Ares and Aphrodite with talking about something, Apollo was trying to convince Artemis that he was older than Artemis, but Artemis responded by kicking Apollo, where the sun DOES NOT shine, at all. Apollo fell on the ground groaning, with Artemis above him, ready to kick him a few more times. Then Zeus shouted "ORRRRRRRDER!" Poseidon snickered and whispered into Hades ear, "I don't think he'll be a good judge." Hades smirked in response, but Zeus was uber oblivious to Poseidon's comment. Zeus said, "Well, time to meet the demi-gods, let's go now." All the olympians air traveled to Camp Half-Blood, to find a son of Poseidon and a daughter of Athena missing. Athena and Poseidon both noticed this, but Poseidon wasn't afraid, Athena felt the opposite way. As soon as the gods arrived, the demi-gods bowed respectfully. Chiron came up with a smile, and greeted them. Athena first noticed her missing daughter, then noticed the son of the sea brat missing.
Athena looked panicked, so her children asked, "Uhhh, you good?" Athena sharply turned to Aphrodite, who was gossiping with her children.
"Aphy!" Athena practically screamed. At this, the whole camp went silent, because you don't want a angry Athena on your hands.
"Yeah?" answered Aphrodite.
Athena snapped back, "Do you know if, that sea brat and my daughter, are doing, uhhh, fun?" The little demi-gods looked confused when Athena said fun, but the senior campers knew better, because that "talk" with Chiron about the birds and the bees made a mark in their memory. Zeus just seemed to realize that two demi-gods were late for their arrival.
Poseidon complained, "My son is NOT a brat!"
Zeus has lightning crackling around him, so most of the demi-gods backed away from him. "Those, two, demi-gods, DARE BE LATE FOR OUR ARRIVAL!?"
A different voice answered, "Uh, yes?" Zeus spun uber fast, to see Percy Jackson standing there with Annabeth at his side, and Grover was behind Percy with a scared expression.
Zeus grabbed Percy by his right heel, and snarled at him, "Late again?"
Percy seemed totally unfazed by this and sassed back, "You gonna do something to me Thunder Beard?" At this, everyone (well, almost everyone) seemed worried about Percy's physical appearance. Zeus tightened his grip on Percy's ankle, and the snap of his ankle braking was louder than Mrs. O'Leary's yearly howl, which is loud. Percy howled in pain, which lead Poseidon into fatherly concern mode. Poseidon took out his trident and charged Zeus. Zeus put his hand on Percy's skull, and said to Poseidon, "If you value your son's life, you'll drop that trident." Poseidon, being the caring father was going to drop his trident, when Zeus yelled in pain and dropped Percy on the floor.
Percy, being the awesome demi-god he is, rolled on the floor and stood up with Riptide in his hand, dripping golden ichor. Annabeth and Grover rushed to him and helped him stand up straight. Nico and Bianca shadow traveled to Percy, only to pass out (both of them). Percy sighed and said, "I warned them not to try that again," shaking his head.
Hades looked absolutely delighted that his son and daughter could shadow travel and was about to congratulate them, when he noticed his children were kissing the grass. Hades sighed as well, and said to Percy, "They'll get it down soon, I hope."
Connor and Travis had equal wicked grins on their faces. (Travis, regular font, Connor, italics) "Did you see, on how they teleported? They would be perfect on toilet paper raids and pranking the Demeter cabin!" Percy lightly chuckled at Connor and Travis's antics. Hermes had a huge grin on his face. Demeter looked scandalized.
Percy noticed this, and called out, "Yo Connor! Travis!"
"Yo Perce!" said the brother's in unison (cue some shivers from the young campers).
Percy laughed back, "Might want to run! Demeter looks as if she wants to kill you two!" Connor and Travis just seemed to notice Demeter's rage, and turned pale.
Percy snorted, and said "Ares," (cue Ares looking at him) "Demeter looks to be more scary than you, and she isn't even the god of war!" some of the campers and gods chuckled at Percy's joke.
"Uhhh Percy?" asked Annabeth.
"Yeah?" answered Percy.
"Maybe you should stop making powerful enemies, such as GODS AND STUFF?"
Percy just shrugged, and answered "Meh…"
Annabeth sighed, then said "If you don't stop insulting the gods, I'll put duct tape on yo-"
Percy interrupted by saying, "Using duct tape like is a waste of duct tape!" (btw, Percy is trying to act wise/smart).
Annabeth snorted at Percy, and asked Beckendorf "Duct tape gun, now," she snarled with her hand out.
Beckendorf handed Annabeth the duct tape gun, and grinned at Percy, "Better start running!"
Percy noticed the duct tape aimed at his face, and turned pale. "Um, Annie, we ca-"
Annabeth interrupted and practically screamed at Percy, "DON'T CALL ME ANNIE!"
Percy smartly sprinted away from the angry Annabeth, and was heading to the lake to hide. Unfortunately, Percy's broken ankle made it Tartarus to sprint, so Percy was screaming "OW!" every half second. While Annabeth, put the duct tape gun in full auto, and started gunning and running (running at Percy and shooting him of course).
Percy spun around, and yelled, "WASTE OF DUCT TAPE AND USELESS GADGET!"
Beckendorf and two others (Austin and Jack, both OCs) from Hephaestus got out greek fire flamethrowers, and started chasing Percy, who turned paler than a fine sheet of white paper.
"THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL JACKSON!" screamed Beckendorf (I know that Beckendorf is a bit OOC here, but bear with me for now, please?)
"Why do the Fates hate me?" moaned Percy, loud enough for everyone else to hear, and started sprinting away.
Grover went up to Poseidon, and asked, "You, uh, gonna help Percy out?"
Poseidon looked shocked, then answered Grover, "No, it'll build good character building," though, Poseidon did look a bit smug.
Travis asked to no one in particular, "How come Percy and Annabeth CAN'T have a normal talk together?"
"Brother," said Connor," who even knows?"
"Wait-wait-wait," interrupted Angel (an OC), "you two are brothers! Not twins!"
"Nope," answered Travis. Angel started sputtering.
"Uhhh," said Connor.
Silence lingered in the air for about a minute, when Grover asked, "I wonder what's happening to Percy right now." As if on cue, A male's voice could be heard from the pavilion, "OK OK! I GIVE UP!"
"Uhhh," answered Grover, "was that, Percy?"
"I think so," was Connor's answer.
"Sounds like Perce," said Nico with a sheepish grin, then Bianca slapped Nico across the head and scolded him, then Hades realized that his children were awake. Then Percy came running out of the woods.
Travis's POV
Is that, Percy? Woah, Annabeth, Beckendorf, Austin, and Jack SERIOUSLY messed Percy up! Like, if how homeless he looked, I'd rate over freaking nine thousand! I saw Grover sprinting to Percy. I sneaked a glance at Connor, and his expression (and YES! I know what "expression" means) was absolutely priceless. I was about to take a photo, when I realized why Connor's face was like that. Now I feel bad.
Grover POV
As soon as I saw Percy, I immediately rushed to him.
"Dang Perce," I said, shaking my head.
Percy grinned and said, "The lake helped me, a bit."
"Dude, the lake did not help you."
"Uh, it did."
"No."
"Yes."
After that comment, Percy passed out. I screamed out to the camp, "PERCY! IS um, unconscious?" After that, the camp went into pure chaos.
"IS PERCY DEAD!?"
"ANNABETH IS SCARY!"
"BECKENDORF IS MORE SCARY!"
"WHAT ABOUT THALIA!?"
"OH YEAH! SHE HOT!"
As soon as that comment was released, a silver arrow his the camper where uh, plants, don't, grow? Ok, ok, jewels work out the best for that, uh, part. The camper screamed out in pain, when I noticed that Perce wasn't with me. For a moment, I was worried, then I heard a voice behind me, "Nice shot."
I turned around, to see Percy, looking behind me. I turned around, to see Thalia, with her bow in hand.
"Hey Thals," I greeted her, smiling. Then I saw a group of girls behind her. The Hunters of Artemis had arrived, and Chiron didn't tell us…
A:N/ Hey, sorry for not uploading often :(, Also, sorry about this NOT being 5k words. But, I have big plans for this story, so the rest of my stories will be on hold, until I'm far enough to be satisfied with this story, then moving to upload chapters on my other stories. Again, sorry for not uploading. =HyperCharged= is out!