Hey, all! Welcome to my second Kabuto-bashing fic! If this seems a little extreme, don't worry. My other fics aren't like that. And believe me, my other fic, Kabuto's Crazy Exploits, is a LOT worse…
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Kabuto looked around. He had just initiated the Temple of Nirvana technique, and the invasion was proceeding as planned. Some ninja had managed to dispel the Genjutsu, but the medic-nin wasn't worried. All would go according to Orochimaru-sama's plan, and, unless the Kyuubi boy awoke, this invasion would go off without a hitch. Kabuto stood laughing silently to himself before a thought occurred to him. Wait a minute… what am I supposed to do now? He looked about. I could participate, but… he looked in Kakashi and Gai's direction. That could be problematic, even for me. He continued thinking before remembering what had transpired shortly after Sasuke's match began. The dog boy's probably still unconscious… He thought for a moment. Well, I'm a medic-nin, so I could ward off any diseases. And I've never had much of an interest in women… Kabuto grinned behind his ANBU mask. Eh, why not? Orochimaru-sama's fighting Sandaime, so he'll never be the wiser. And so, he made his way up to one of the pagodas. Sure enough, Kiba still lay there, unconscious, Akamaru by his side. Hmm… I only meant to subdue Kiba. I wonder why his dog was affected as well? Shrugging, Kabuto carefully turned Kiba onto his back. Kabuto then bent down, carefully unzipped Kiba's pants, then did the same to his own. This should be fun… Kabuto thought to himself as he leaned closer to Kiba…
Kabuto looked up, several hours later. He was surprised to see the Sand and Sound ninja retreating. The invasion failed? He looked down at Kiba. Oh, well. At least I got to enjoy myself. Kabuto stood up, zipped his pants, and left to deliver some parting taunts to the Konoha shinobi. Shortly afterwards, Kiba stirred. "Ugh… Akamaru, did you get the number of that truck?" Akamaru whimpered weakly. "Yeah? I didn't think so." He stumbled into a standing position. "Well, Akamaru, it looks like whatever party happened out there, we missed it." "Arf!" Akamaru barked sadly. Kiba smiled. "Ah, well. There'll always be next time…" It was then that he looked down and noticed something. "Why are my pants unzipped?" He stood there for a moment. "And why do I feel violated?" It was then that Kiba remembered: the ANBU guy striking him, him losing consciousness… Kiba's eyes bugged out. Turning his head to Akamaru, Kiba winced. "I won't tell if you won't tell, okay, buddy?" "Arf!" Akamaru replied. Taking a deep breath, Kiba started towards home, still feeling dazed and momentarily traumatized.
And there, my friends, is my second Kabuto one-shot! I tried to have Kabuto a little more in character for this one, and Kabuto's act was never referred to by name. Please, read and review, and don't be turned off.