Ok, this is my first story so please be nice.

Your doing the disclaimer thing Deidara! D: Do have to, un? M: Yes, yes you do. D: Bree does not own naruto or akatsuki. All rights are reserved to the original creator. M: The only things I own are the OC's, the idea, and this Chihuahua that has bad gas.

Normal 3rd P.O.V.

It was just any normal day. If you count a 18 year old girl being attacked by her friends…

"Help! Someone please!" The girl yelled as her three friends tackled her to the ground.

"Ha-ha we got you! Now, how should we torture her?" One of the girls asked, pinning her right arm with an evil grin.

"Hey I know!" The girl pinning her legs yelled, "We should burn her akatsuki blanket!"

"To hell! If you don't wanna die, I suggest you don't!"

"Dude, I think she means business." The girl at the left arm said, slightly scared.

They piled off of her and let her get up.

"I'm sorry Jade," The girl who was pinning her right arm said, "I was kind of in the moment." She gave her friends a big cheesy smile.

"It's ok Zaira." Jade began, "Just don't get Avery and Jackie into this ok? This is war, and I don't want my friends in the cross fire." Jade said without a clue. She gave her friend a serious look.

After what seemed about a minute of serious looks going around the small group, they all burst out laughing and falling on the floor.

(Now may be a good time for descriptions.)

Jade: A 18 year old girls, whom loves to joke and have fun. Her gifted talents are being artistic, musical, and just plain weird. She has long black hair that, if let down, goes past her butt. She usually wears it in a pony-tail or braid. She has bright green eyes and rants about her favorite bad guys. (I'll give ya one guess who)

Avery: Avery was also 18 years old. She had black hair that reached to her shoulders with brown eyes. She is the gross one out of the bunch, and the most perverted, Jade being secondly perverted. She usually wears eye-liner and has the same love for the bad guys as Jade. Her gifted talents are being artistic, making her friends laugh, scare people, and being tough.

Zaira: Yet another 18 year old. She has brown hair that reaches her shoulder blade. She also has blue eyes. She was frisky and, what some people would say, a sugar addict. Her talents include making everyone laugh, making everyone feel uncomfortable/embarrassed, and being able to (literally) bounce off the walls. She shows and expresses her love for the same bad guys.

Jackie: She was the youngest of the group, by only a few months, but was still 18. She was the smallest out of all of them. She has short black hair that reached the base of her neck. It had different colored streaks in it. (depending on the season, her mood, events, ect.) She has hazel eyes. She was the most quiet and shy of them all. She also likes these mysterious bad guys (I wonder who!). Her talents are being able to not make a single sound, writing, and being able to eat three times as much as the other girls combined. 0_0 …

Overall, they are a lovable bunch of weirdo's that everyone else things are weird.

The four girls walked back to Jades condo that they all lived together in (thus their love for each other).

"Hey who wants to play the ii?" Jade asked as they got into the large two-story condo.

"No we can't! Zaira yelled, "We gotta watch Naruto Shippuden!"

"Ah I almost forgot!" Avery agreed.

Jackie nodded her head.

"Oh fine. I can't wait to see the hottest fictional bad guys in history." Jade said jokingly, but wasn't kidding.

She turned on the T.V. and went to the recorded shows section. Avery went to get her sketch pad, while Jackie went to get popcorn. Zaira went to help Jackie put the popcorn in the 'to-tall-for-Jackie-to-reach' microwave.

"WHAT THE FUDGE BUCKETS!" Jade yelled at the top of her lungs

Everyone jumped at her loud voice.

"What's wrong?" Jackie asked from the kitchen.

"THE STUPID FRICKEN T.V. DIDN'T RECORD NARUTO!" Jade yelled angrily.

"What did you say?" Avery came running in the room with her sketch pad.

"You heard me. And I bet I sounded pissed off."

"You are pissed off. As am I." Zaira growled through her teeth.

Jackie pouted, "So what now?"

Just then the door bell rang.

Jade sighed. "I got I," She announced to no one in particular.

She walked down stairs (yes the kitchen and living room are upstairs) and to the door. She opened the door… to find no one? Jade was already pissed off at not seeing the hot bad guys on her T.V. , now there are some bratty kids punking her. That's when she noticed a large box at her door step.

"What the-?" Jade started. She looked around but no one was there.

Akatsuki 3rd P.O.V.

"Were the hell are we?" Hidan asked, rather stupidly.

"We're in a box idiot." Kakuzu growled.

"No fucking 'do-da' Sherlock." Hidan snarled back.

"Everyone shut up." Pein snapped.

Everyone was silent.

"If I may ask, Leader-sama," Zetsu spoke up, "why are we in a large card-board box?"

"And why are we kittens, un?" Deidara added.

Pein thought for a moment. "I honestly have no clue."

"Tobi thinks Tobi is cute as a kitty!"

"Shut up Tobi, un!"

"Why don't you shut up brat?" Sasori questioned his partner.

"Shh, I hear someone." Pein said.

The box opened and a old man stared at them. He grunted and reclosed the box, and picked it up.

"What's he doing?" Kisame grunted.

Itachi spoke up, "I think he's taking us somewhere."

"Well I couldn't fucking figure that out, damn Uchia." Hidan said coldly.

The whole box shook and then stood still. The 10 kittens listened in silence. They heard what sounded like the press of a button and footsteps walking off. Then the sound of a door opening and a females voice.

"What the-?" The voice asked.

All the kittens stayed as quiet as possible.

"Well who is it?" Another female voice yelled. (Zaira)

"A box?" The girl questioned a response. (Jade)

"What?" (Zaira)

The kittens could feel the box being lifted and the female voice again.

"I'm bringing it in. It sure is heavy!"

Normal 3rd P.O.V.

Jade walked up the stairs, with box in hand, as she kicked the door behind her to make it close. She walked through the 1st story of the condo, making her way to and up the stairs. She placed the box in-front of the couch. The three other girls sat themselves around the box. They all looked at it.

"Well what are you waiting for?" Zaira asked a bit annoyed at the fact that they couldn't watch Naruto.

"It's for dramatic effect, gosh." Jade said teasingly at Zaira. She grabbed the flaps of the box and pulled them loose. All four of the girls looked inside.

"Holy crap, kittens!" Jade though out-loud.

"Aw they're so KWAII!" Jackie squealed.

"Why are there kittens here in a box at the door step?" Avery asked.

"Don't ask me! Ask the kitties!" Jade pointed to the kittens.

"You've got to be kidding me." Avery said while rolling her eyes.

"Lets take them out and see what they look like." Jackie suggested.

The four girls took the kittens out.

"I call first dibs!" Jade blurted out.

One of the kittens meowed.

"Second!" Avery chimed in after.

"You can go before me, Jackie."

"T-thanks."

(so it would be: Jade, Avery, Jackie, and then Zaira)

"Wow these kittens sure do look weird." Zaira said.

The silver kitten, Hidan, hissed at her.

Akatsuki 3rd P.O.V.

"What the hell? Who are they?" Hidan asked glaring at the girls.

"It looks like they're girls." Kisame smirked.

Hidan was about to attack Kisame when something caught his attention.

"I call first dibs!" One of the girls yelled.

"First dibs for what, un?' Deidara asked nervously.

The other females responded.

"Wow these kittens sure do look weird." The girl with blue eyes asked. (Zaira)

"Who you calling 'weird' bitch!" Hidan hissed at her.

"Touchy much?" She responded at his hiss.

It was true. They did look weird.

(Kitty description time :D )(sorry it sucks :( )

Pein: Pein had orange fur and black spots on his face that looked a lot like piercings. And he had light purple eyes.

Konan: She had bluish purple fur and a white circle by her right ear. She had purple/green eyes and is the only female of them.

Itachi: He was pitch black with eyes that would change from red to black.

Kisame: The largest of them, he has … blue? fur. He also had black markings under his yellow eyes.

Kakuzu: The second biggest kitten, he has tan fur and black stripes. He had green/red eyes. (Christmas colors!)

Hidan: He had silver fur and purple/pink eyes. He also had a small Jashin necklace around his neck that no one noticed.

Deidara: He was a blonde kitten with bright sky blue eyes. A tuff of fur covered his left eye.

Sasori: He had maroon red fur with brown eyes that had a dull expression of boredom in them.

Zetsu: His fur was split in half. One side was black and the other was white. And he had gold eyes.

Tobi: He was all black except for a orange face and onyx eyes.

Normal 3rd P.O.V.

"Ok jut pick four kittens and name them Jade, we don't have all day." Zaira said.

Jade sighed, "Fine."

She picked the blonde one, the large blue one, the black one, and the black and white kittens.

Avery chose the maroon one, and the black and orange kittens.

Jackie chose the tan and black one and the silver kittens.

And Zaira was left with the orange kitten and female kitten.

"I'll name you Ying Yang because of your fur," She said holding Zetsu. Zetsu likes his name. "And you my fuzzy friend can be Barbie!" She held up Deidara.

"Barbie?" The three girls asked simaltaniously.

Deidara was twitching uncontrollably. Hidan and Kisame were snickering at him.

"I'm just kidding, I'll name you Handsome." She smiled.

Deidara smirked at his new name as he was set down by Ze- I mean Ying Yang. Itachi and Kisame were next.

"Spade," she pointed to Itachi, "and Jaws."

Kisame went and sulked in the emo corner of the box.

Avery named Sasori Axle and Tobi Pumpkin.

Jackie had trouble naming her two, so Zaira named hers.

"I think I'll name you Jewel…," She held up Konan. Then pointed to Pein and said, "And you will be Pain because you look a lot like Pein from the Akatsuki."All the kittens froze and looked shocked.

"Geez, whats wrong with them?" Zaira asked, a bit freaked out at some of the cats reactions.

"Ha-ha their reactions are priceless!" Jade and Avery laughed.

"Ok," Jackie said pointing to Kakuzu," You'll be Frank," Then she pointed to Hidan, "and you'll be George."

Hidan hissed and tried to attack Jackie, who by the way freaked out, but was his on the head by Zaira's hand. Frank (Kakuzu) and George (Hidan) joined Jaws (Kisame) in the emo corner.

Jade sighed, "I need a nap, anyone want to join me?" She looked at the kittens. Handsome, Pumpkin and Jaws stood up and followed her to her room. Avery looked at the kittens.

"What to do now…"