AN- Hey there! Its Crusnik here, and its time for some Trinity babble! This is just some REALLY RANDOM stuff with me and my friends talking about/role playing Trinity Blood...hehe...

WARNING- THIS IS REALLY WEIRD!!!!

Disclaimer- I do not own Trinity Blood blah blah blah...though I do hold my friends lives in my hands while I'm here!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

'these are actions'

Fuzzy Golden Potato

Crusnik: PONCHO!?

Troy: Is dead.

Troy: I eat him.

Crusnik: O.O

Crusnik: ACK!

Troy: I are his retarded evil twin kwizalski!

Crusnik: what the fuck...?

Troy: Now...I eat YOU!! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Crusnik: NEVER!!!! 'pulls out a silver dagger'

Troy: I am immune to silver! HAHAHA!

Crusnik: 'transforms into a vampire that eats other vampires, aka a crusnik'

Troy: For the only thing that can kill me is a fuzzy golden potato!!

Crusnik: 'a blood scythe forms in my hand as I growl at troy'

Crusnik: Huh...? A...potato...?

Troy: Thats right! What you gonna do now!?

Crusnik: 'pulls out a fuzzy golden potato' HA! I just happen to have one on me!

Crusnik: 'attacks troy with the Fuzzy golden potato'

THE END

(AN- Kikki is me, and Abels still a priest...he just doesn't live in the Vatican anymore...every one he knew back then is dead, its year 3090. and Kayla's a friend)

Random happenings in the house of Abel, and I mean RANDOM...

Kikki- 'Kikki walks into the room to find Kayla sitting on the bed with her big brother Abel 'talking' ' uhh...well now...umm...I'll just leave you two to...uhh..what ever it was you were doing...

Abel- 'gasp!' Oh uhh...Kikki! what are you doing home so early...?

Kikki- 'gives Abel 'the look' 'sigh'...So you finally scored one huh? Shes not that bad looking 'smiles'

Abel- 'starts blushing' Oh dear lord...its not what you think!!!

Kayla- O.O uhh...Abel...who's this?

Abel- This is my little sister...Kikki...

Kayla: 'tilts head slightly' Oh, nice to meet you. 'Turns to Abel' I didn't know you had another sister...

Abel- ya well...hehe...I guess I forgot to mention her...

Kikki- 'glares' You...forgot to tell her about ME!? But you told her about Seth and Cain...didn't you?

Abel- 'sweat drops' maybe...

Kikki- 'twitchy eye' I'M THE ONE WHO LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE AS YOU!!!!

Kayla- 'sweat drops' now now Kikki...I'm sure he had his reasons...and speaking of Seth...were is she now Abel...?

Abel- huh? oh! uhh...I don't really know...she was here some were 'looks around'...why?

Seth- 'pops out of no were' Hi!!!

'everyone stares at her with wide eyes'

O.O

O.O

O.O

Seth- ...what?

Abel- CCAAIINN!!!!!!

Seth- 'turns around to see Cain right behind her' O.O 'she sees Cain making a kissy face...she faints'

Kayla- 'Holding Abel back trying to keep him from killing Cain' Abel...Calm down!

Abel- CCCAAAIIINNN!!!!!!

Seth- 'not gonna be waking up any time soon...' (shes scared out of her mind from the face Cain made...)

Cain- hmm? Hello my dearest little brother! how have you been? 'tilts head slightly to the side and genitally smiles'

Abel- CAIN!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Kikki- O.O umm...uhh...dam we are one WEEEAARD family...

Kayla- O.O 'Abel got out and is now trying to kill Cain' I'm with you on that one...

THE END

AN- Thats the first chapter of Trinity Babble!!! Its just me and my friends (as I said earlier) fooling around on MSN and YIM...sorry if you don't like me posting this...but I don't care what you think if you think like that!!! XD This is just meant for laughs and nothing more... 'insert evil laughter here'

crusnik