Hello! Welcome to Desperate Measures! This is another RP fic between me and the RandomLlama, I suggest you chack her page out too (We'll be doing a Dogs rp soon and she will be posting it. It will be Badou/Heine)
Warnings: OOCness, drucken drugged sex, sex, yaoi, Shizaya, boyxboy, crossdressing, Izaya being a bit of a dolt, using movie theaters in a way they should NEVER be used, annnnnd...online chats taking up a lot of space...yes, online chats.
Disclaimer: I think we all know I don't own DRRR! so really...
Summary: Izaya tries to troll Shizuo after Shinra drugs them and tries to make them like each other, but his plans end up backfiring badly and he resorts to desperate measures to win the blonde over.
"A party?" Izaya blinked over the phone, and listened to the details the underground doctor was telling him. So far, Shinra hadn't mentioned the 'S' word, and after a while managed to convince Izaya Orihara to come...
"After all, parties means people, and people means humans~ I love humans~" Izaya changed, into another of his signature outfit before going to and meeting with Shinra Shizuo got a similar call later on too, but he was given a different time. He really hoped Shinra didn't try taking a blood sample again...but as Shinra didn't mention the flea's name he assumed it would be fine. As for Izaya Shinra managed to spike several of his drinks. It did take several as Shinra hadn't spiked them noticeably, but with the greater quantity he consumed the worse it affected him.
"Shinraaaaaaaaaaa~" He hiccupped, "These are good!"
"Then have another~!" Shinra said cheerily. Izaya was clearly inebriated by now and he was upping the amount of alcohol, hoping to knock the informant out for now.
"I will!" Izaya had three more before passing out like the doctor wanted
"Celty~! It's working!" Shinra could have cried from joy when the informant passed out cold from all the alcohol. And just in time too, Shizuo was due to arrive in a few minutes.
[Wonderful... What's the address again?] Celty typed out and showed him. He gave it to her and the drunken informant so she could be off with him. Celty drove off carefully, Izaya may be small for a male but Celty's still only a woman. Shizuo arrived soon after they left and was pleased to see no flea present...though he did smell something similar to Izaya-stink.
[Izaya's all set, do I have to give the first shot?] Celty texted Shinra, referring to the aphrodisiac.
[Yes, just get him anywhere, he'll wake up later still drunk and just how we want him] He texted back as he started working on getting Shizuo just as intoxicated. Celty sighed, she knew Izaya would get his revenge should he realize who was behind this... Her smoke produced the needle containing the aphrodisiac that Shinra gave her and then carefully injected the liquid into Izaya. Shinra was simply praying neither of them learned what he had done.
At any rate he got Shizuo remarkably drunk too in no time at all...though he consumed far more than Izaya had. Celty helped the doctor with Shizuo too, and one of them injected Shizuo with the aphrodisiac before dropping him off at Izaya's apartment having made a spare key so Shizuo would think it was his own place. He fumbled drunkenly with the lock too, but eventually he got the door open.
"Huh?" He looked around dumbly...this didn't look right, but he was too drunk to figure it out. It was around now that Izaya was regaining consciousness, still drunk, though the first thing he noticed was how HOT his body was... Alcohol didn't do that, at least not to this extent... He got up from the bed sluggishly, and stripped his shirt and jacket off before heading to the bathroom. A shower will help, he decided. Shizuo squinted at the blurry figure that suddenly moved and growled, but drunk he wasn't nearly as good a fighter. Hey wait a minute... Izaya blinked and reversed, now looking with wide eyes at the stranger in his home, oh it's a monster...
"Fuuuuck where th'ell amI?" He grumbled looking around again, trying to see clearly. He was getting really warm too.
"Wha-dda-re you do-i'n ma home Shizu-chan?" Izaya hiccupped again, staring Shizuo from head to toe and back again. This couldn't be Shizuo Heiwajima, this stranger was almost attractive...
"Dun callme that!" He growled, not realizing it was even Izaya. He really WAS wasted...
"You'r'in my home, I c'n c'll you whut I want!" Izaya grinned dumbly, "Shi-zu-chan~" This made Shizuo growl and march over but he was drunk...and drunken people have little in the way of balance and coordination meaning he stumbled towards Izaya instead.
"Ooo~ There really is a monster in my home!" Izaya giggled, and stumbled back with every step of Shizuo's advance, but the thrill of this chase made the aphrodisiac kick in.
"Mhmm~ Shizu-chan~~" Shizuo paused after a moment too...he was really hot damn it! Annoying.
"Why'sit so hot in here?"
"It's summer~" Izaya giggled, and gazed at Shizuo with lusty eyes, "Ne Shizu-chan? I'm hot..."
Shizuo frowned. This guy looked like the flea...but it couldn't be because he was awfully tempting right now.
"Me too..." he moved again, and without thinking of what he was doing crushed his mouth against Izaya's. Izaya blinked, this was Shizuo right? Izaya had half expecting a sign or vending machine to be launched at him, not this... Oh, the smell of cigarettes!
"MM!" Izaya tried to move away, it was stronger than he'd like. Shizuo hardly noticed. Whoever this was tasted yummy...definitely not Izaya then, fleas didn't taste good...or smell good for that matter.
"You sh'ld quit..." Izaya frowned, it was too much for him, but he couldn't completely turn Shizuo away... His body heat made the informant shiver.
"Mmn~" Shizuo started teasing his ears drunkenly instead...yup, really good.
"Mm~ Hey, wait-" Izaya felt a jolt run down his spine as he back into a shelf.
"Why? Th's feels good..." He mumbled, moving with the informant.
"Tha's no-but," Izaya couldn't think of anything to say washed away with the feeling, as the heat spread through his body. Shizuo chuckled lightly and kept up what he was doing, his hand beginning to move along the bare torso before him. Small body...so small. Small, and embarrassingly hard nipples were before the blonde, as Izaya shuddered under the touch. A touch that normally throws things and tries to kill him, but now is tender and-and, hey where is it going? To tweak said nipples for now. Small, and definitely cute. Yup, no way he would ever think about Izaya like that...so this had to be a look-alike.
"MM-Hey!" Izaya's eyes shot open and then closed, as he bit his lip, ah this felt so good! "Ahn~!"
"C'n I do you?" He mumbled, nibbling along Izaya's slender jaw line, his thumbs flicking over the small, pert and apparently sensitive nipples under them. It must be a force greater than himself, some God-like force that made Izaya nod.
"Yes... Do me hard."
Shizuo grinned, "Where's th'bed?" was the next thing he asked.
"Mm," Izaya gulped, "Th-This way..." He pointed to his left, and tried to stumble back the way he came before this started. Shizuo stumbled after him. He was already hard, so this was either a dream, this person was really good, or he had been drugged. He discounted the third option. Izaya was hard too, from the moment Shizuo started chasing him like they normally do, but this time the drug took it in a different direction. Izaya turned and locked his arms around Shizuo's neck before falling onto the bed. Shizuo let himself fall with him, already attacking his mouth again.
Izaya groaned with Shizuo's heat and weight this time fighting back with his tongue, his pants were insanely uncomfortable now. All of Shizuo's clothing made him uncomfortable right now. His pants were too tight, his shirt and vest too warm but he fought the other tongue with his all the same, his hands roaming down now to start moving the informants pants off. New to this, Izaya shakily started removing Shizuo's vest and shirt, but having to multitask made him loose the tongue battle and Shizuo used the opportunity to taste every inch of Izaya's mouth. Finally the informant was naked under him though and one hand eagerly grasped the obvious arousal and pumped it slowly.
"UHN!" Such sweet virgin moans Izaya was producing, as he arched his back into the feeling more heat spread through him then. Shizuo licked his lips as he watched Izaya squirm under him. He ground his own still clothed erection against Izaya's ass as his hand moved, his gold eyes watching with lustful intensity.
"AH! Ah, S-Shizu-ch-chan~" Izaya jolted when Shizuo did that, and if he could reach, he'd tried to strip the rest of the blonde. Shizuo grinned at the response he got before removing his own pants rather hastily, a light groan escaping his lips as he was finally freed from the damnably tight confines.
"Woo~w," Izaya gasped in delight, purring slightly at the sight of the blonde's member, "Hurry Shizu-chan~" Shizuo grinned at that reaction he got and then gave him three fingers. The informant didn't even question it as he took them in his mouth and sucked hungrily. Shizuo watched eagerly, his other hand palming his own erection lightly at the sight, though finally he tugged them away and quickly inserted one finger.
"AH?" Izaya's body was certainly a virgin's as he tensed up from the penetration.
"Relax would you? You a virgin or something?" He grumbled.
"Shut up Shizu-chan!" Izaya hissed, but the drug caused him to shudder and his body to relax.
"You are~!" He teased, his lucky day it seemed. He began to thrust the finger, slowly at first, but soon it moved faster.
"Shut u-uhn!" Izaya jerked his head to the side with a moan as he felt his legs spread apart. A second finger was added now, scissoring with the first one as he moved them, slower again and then back to the pace he'd had with just one.
"Uhn, ah! AH Shi-zhu~chan! Uhn!" Izaya didn't even wince with the second finger as he moaned in need and then a third was inside him. Shizuo spat into his free hand to lubricate his aching erection along with his own precum. He really needed more, but if this flea look-alike was a virgin he had to be gentle with him. The uncanny resemblance to Izaya Orihara, of course, could only be due to the fact it IS Izaya Orihara moaning and squirming in need beneath him, totally consumed by the aphrodisiac that all reason ceased to exist, as the informant felt his body accept Shizuo's fingers hungrily. Finally he was ready and Shizuo removed his fingers, then lined himself up against the entrance.
"Ready?" He breathed in Izaya's ear.
"Yes~" That was the drug talking. Izaya wrapped his arms around Shizuo's back. Shizuo entered him slowly with a hiss of pleasure. He really was a virgin if he was this damn tight! It felt so good though.
"UUUHN AH, Shizu-chan it hurts," Izaya winced gripping at imaginary fabric on Shizuo's back. Shizuo held still once he was all the way inside the informant, breathing heavily.
"Relax, it'll hurt less," He growled.
"But you're so bii~g Shizu-chan~" Izaya gasped and groaned. One hand moved down to help him forget pain by moving his hand along Izaya's length.
"Just do your best,"
"But you're huge~" Izaya shuddered, "yet it feels so good!" Shizuo would have hit him if he wasn't trying to fuck him. He started moving then, slowly for now and barely at all.
"Uh! Ow, Shizu-chan, be gentle!"
"I'm trying," He grumbled, the hand that moved on Izaya's member now playing with the tip to draw more pleasure for him. He needed Izaya to loosen up a little so he could find his sweet spot. The drug took that little bit of pleasure and shot it throughout Izaya's body making the informant loosen instantly.
"Mm, ah, Sh-Shizu-chan!" That was better...the drug was having similar effects on Shizuo, but if anything it only shortened his stamina enough that he wouldn't kill the informant with sex tonight. He was able to move properly now, and at a better pace. This really did start to feel better and allowed Izaya to loosen up naturally, the drug only heightening the feeling of pleasure he got. Soon Shizuo was able to get deeper inside too which allowed him to hit Izaya's prostate.
"Uwaaa!" Izaya felt the last bit of tension and pain in his body run for the hills then as tidal waves of pleasure washed over him, "Shizuo!" He really liked the sounds Izaya made now. He aimed for that spot now and struck it repeatedly, both hands moving to hold the informants hips still as he sucked and nipped at Izaya's neck, leaving dark marks on the pale flesh. The informant could only cling to the blonde desperately as he moaned, arms shaking lightly as they wrapped around and clawed at Shizuo's back. Shizuo groaned happily at how much his partner was enjoying this, and he was a bit disappointed when he felt his release beginning to build. Normally he lasted longer but the drug was intensifying every sensation of pleasure he received.
"UHN!" Izaya's tightened suddenly, fighting off his release too, unsure of it really since he's never had sex before.
"Ah! Fuck!" Shizuo moaned hungrily, moving faster instinctively. He barely remembered to keep his strength in check so that he wouldn't injure the person beneath him.
"Ah, Shizu-chan-SHIZU-CHAN!" That did it though, as the informant surrendered to his needs, and came hard. Shizuo groaned as Izaya's release triggered his own and he came inside with a final thrust before pulling himself out. Whoever this was, they were fucking good, Shizuo thought as he collapsed beside them.
"Sh-iz-hah-chan," Izaya panted heavily as he tried to take in all that, but gave up and turned into the heat beside him, Shizuo's arms wrapping around the body beside him automatically as he let himself slip into unconsciousness. He didn't feel nearly as hot now... Izaya studied him for a moment before passing out as well, the alcohol completely spent and the drug wearing off now, Izaya deserved sleep.