Saw:
Cake and Keys
Chapter 1: Game 1
(Chapter 1 is written by Sean,
Richard and Rachel)
Sean says:
The Saw Game:
Hello Rachel, what you see around your head is a cupcake holder, each cupcake has a special irresitible taste, however, Richard LOVES cupcakes, if he eats the cakes on your neck, your head will explode, and his leg will be blown off.
If you can both compramise and find a way out, you will both survive; the key to the cupcake holder is in your belly, however, you will have to cut it open with a spoon.
Make your choice, live or die.
Rachel says:
LIVE!
Rachel says:
rich stick the cakes down my throat so i throw up and then get the key! quickkkk!
Rachel says:
or i die HURRY UP!
Richard says:
or you could just eat teh cakes yourself?
Rachel says:
im tied to soemthing arnt i
Sean says:
Oh, can I add
Sean says:
Rich is blind now, until Rachel is free.
Richard says:
i put the spoon in your throat to make you puke an then you direct me to the key
Rachel says:
haha rich cant see my nipples mwahahaha
Richard says:
coz
i cant see the cakes i cant eat them
Sean
says:
So,
Rich made you puke, and now he has to find the key
Rachel says:
ermmm, left then right abit then walk 3 baby steps bend down WOO! then grab the key
Richard says:
i OWWW
Richard says:
found something hard
Rachel
says:
u
found it?
Richard
says:
with my shin
Richard says:
its a bloody big bugger
Rachel says:
er... right then left a bit
Rachel says:
then 3 baby steps
Rachel says:
then ur back to me
Richard says:
*slips in puke*
Richard
says:
i have the key
Rachel says:
yes and im padlocked to a fucking iron box!
Rachel says:
throw me the key!
Richard says:
but to get the device from my leg i have to get another key from Martin on the celing
Rachel says:
how the fuck did he gt up there like?
Sean says:
3:43 minutes left...
Rachel is crying
Richard says:
but
i knock him from the celing with the key, he opens the lock on my
leg, then use the other key to get rach free
Sean
says:
Excuse me
Sean says:
I must attend to another trap
Rachel says:
sean jigsaw! get ur arse back here!
Rachel says:
dont
make me throw a cupcake at u!
Sean
Reddie
comes back.
Sean says:
Oh look, 1 minute left
Sean says:
Cant miss the finale
Rachel says:
rich help!
Richard says:
err we have gotten out the traps
Richard says:
if you havent noticed
Sean
says:
Shit!!
Rachel
says:
Okay
Rachel says:
now wha?
Rachel says:
considering we have 2 people now
Rachel says:
even harder
Sean comes in on a little bicycle.
Rachel
says:
HAHAHA!!
Sean
says:
Well done, you defeated the urge to eat the cupcakes, and co-operated.
Sean says:
Unfortunately
Sean says:
Im afraid this game isnt over.
Sean says:
Im not afraid really, im quite enjoying myself!
Rachel says:
FUCK
YOU BITCH!
The
game will continue in Chater 2.