The founding the Davin orange drink foundation. by Lavideios Marks
Middle aged men have a tendency to be lead astray from what is considered to be normal, so to be it in the case of Dante Pullsitalot. As a boy Dante turn to the tourture of small rodent like creatures that grew in his mothers fat stomach. to ease the guilt of this great shame Dante took up black tar heroin and crossdressing both of which were extremely frowned upon in the mid to late 20s. After a long life of religious fuffilment Dante was forced into marrage with a delightful old hag named Natasha Suckmycock. After several years of waiting for the joyus releif of death dante and his wife decided to make a new start in the western frontire. The frontier proved an almost deadly challange what with the great canadian schism of 1764 still underway. the winter months took a great toll as well as his wifes leg. Dante being a natural born salesman made several failed attempts to both sell his wife and kill himself. One crisp Autumn morning Dante awoke with a huge erection so he went to bar. As he sat at the third stool getting shit faced he looked over and saw the gorgeous hunk of man meat that makes up Davins thighs. after several hours of awkward eye contact Davin loudly exclaimed "netflix and chill?" then they went to his place and did it in the butt. then Dante went to Davins fridge and got some halos oranges and freshly squezed some orange drink. Davin guzzeled it down and drankeded it all up into his stomach. Davin told Dante all about his rough childhood and relationship with his father but all dante could think about was some of that delicious orange liquid that he had just manufactured. Dante spent the next 13.4365475435342145757 years trying to get an orange juice license and fucking davin in the butt. After the best years of his whore life davin dead. Distraght with grief dante went home and had sex with his wife for the first time in 27 years. 9 months later while sitting on the toilet much to her surprise natasha popped out a little parasitic worm monster they named davin. then second that happen dante get whole company of orange breakfast drink he name company "davins orange liquids" after both his son and homosexual lover. his company was responsible for the creation of such classics as: hitler flakes, sunny davin, mike n ikes, the mirage F1 fighter jet, second coming charms, milk, the consept of 0, man ray and the dirty bubble, jerry sienfeld, saturday, the red power ranger, dinosaurs, space, spike tv, the national aeronautics and space agency, and NASA. after his father comitided Sudoku in his study davin inherited his fathers company. under his leadership the company is now making mad schrilla. davin now has more bread than any other fish like worm creature in the 14th and 15th quadrant. He is by most standards truly ballin.