Phew boy hello and welcome all those who have read hellsings cracked skeleton TFS edition and to those who just came here allow me to just say I think it would be better if you read my first story to get well more of a handle on how my character works and context, you'll need that here
Other than that this took a while so sorry if you are all were expecting this sooner but well here I am now I'll leave everything else at the bottom until then please start reading
Chapter 1 the truth will set you free or something
"so gods real, devils and angel and basically everything supernatural is real, and you decide to tell me this now?" I asked integra as we both sat in her office, with me sitting down with my arms crossed as I gave her an unimpressed look
"pretty much, yes everything that supernatural is very much real" integra said as she had a blank look on her face
"and why pray chance did you not tell me hell why didn't alucard tell me?" I asked in confusion as I kinda expected him to do it
"we voted on it and we havent exactly decided to reveal your existence to the council just yet" integra said which confused the fuck out of me
"but they just saw me when mr compensation and his merry band of ghouls invaded hellsing!" I exclaimed as integra sighed
"yes that is true but that doesnt mean they know of what you can do for all they know your just some random homeless kid alucard took home as a pet" integra said as I stopped for a second and just groaned in annoyance
"alright fine fine fine don't care just tell me what the hell is this mission so I can railroad it and get back to my game" I said as I was just about done with a certain part on a certain game I was having trouble with, you may know it, its called final fantasy 15 just finished grinding my ass up
"well there lies the problem this mission isnt simply something you can rush right through it, in fact this is a more….long term mission" integra said as my mind suddenly went blank
And then everything suddenly made more sense than ever, god, devils, angels no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"you will be gone for about a year or so and this mission well its more a favor from an old friend" integra said as her smile was kind, she never smiles like that, no no no no no please fucking no.
"well then good news you leave immediately and heres a file on what your mission really is good luck" integra said happily as I suddenly felt something stab into my shoulder and everything suddenly started to spin and the only thing I could hear was alucard deep evil chuckle
God damn it I was told crack fic, just a fucking crack fic!
Not this….shit!
LATER
"aaaaaaahhhhhhh my head" I groaned out as I found myself waking up in a leather plane seat, how did I know I was on a plane?
Well the port hole sized winder was a pretty good indication for one that and the sounds of jet engines was an obvious
"ah your awake integra did say you were going to wake shortly I guess she was correct" I suddenly heard a voice said
Shaking my head I felt like I just injested 2 kegs of whiskey and threw it back up only to chug another barrel of rum
"fucking alucard" I muttered as I rubbed my eyes as my killer headache was feeling the need to get just worse for yours truely
"well speaking of the old vampire he also sent his own message in a way of saying good luck I suppose" the voice said as I blinked and found a note held in front of me
Taking the note I summoned my glasses over my eyes and read the note outloud
"dear friend, have fun, don't forget to write, cause as much chaos as possible and don't forget to…..I am not reading that out loud but I get the message kill the Vatican got it" I said slowly as I placed the note down and groaned in pain as that headache just flared up
"do not worry Hamish our flight is just about to end now" the voice said as I sighed
"screw that here take this" I said as I summoned a frying pan in my hand and held it out
"uuuuuh excuse me?"
"i cant take the pain knock me the fuck out please" I said seriously
"a-are you sure thats a wi-"
"i have lived with a blood sucking vampire that from time to time gets a bit handsy(not sexually) when he hasn't drunken enough blood for the day or weekend with that I found out I heal at least as fast as him when I want to and before you even say that I could just heal the headache, it don't work like that since headaches are temporary and is an internal problem now will you please knock me out" I explained quite easily as the healing part was and honest surprise, I was still pissed off with alucard but the information about said healing was great news
Meant I wasn't going to die easily
"alright if you so sure"
"oh shut up an-"
*THUNK!*
LATER
"oooooooh ok feeling better" I said as when I woke up this time I was now sitting in a limo
"ah your awake you feeling better?" the same voice from before said as I blinked a couple times and stared at the person who had that voice
God fucking damn it I am here I'm in DXD fucking hell fuck this, fuck that monk and fuck sirzechs you amazingly handsome man
"sigh yeah I'm better thank you" I said as I felt way better as my hang over washed right over and I could now think coherently and every other side affect of hangovers was no longer there
"good well good news we are close to the school" sirzechs said as I raised an eye brow
"school?" I questioned
"yes didn't integra tell you your mission?" sirzech asked as I groaned
"were you given a file or something?" I asked quickly just like that he handed me said file
Opening it up I gave it a quick skim and then my fears were suddenly coming
"no no no no no no NO NO NO NO GOD DAMN IT INTEGRA YOU BLEACH DRINKING CROSS DRESSING WHORE-!"
WITH INTEGRA NOW
"hmmm strange I wonder if Hamish has landed yet?" she inquired taking a sip of her fine whine
"i do say sir, that are you sure this is a wise decision? Not to seem like I'm contradicting you but putting someone like Hamish in this environment seems very….unnerving if I do say so myself" walter said as integra simply chuckled
"oh walter Hamish had this coming when he started to follow alucards example" integra said with a grin that was evil as ever
"yes lets just hope he doesnt end up taking up alucards way of….cleaning up" walter said with a sigh
BACK TO ME
"well welcome Hamish hellsing(only thing anyone could come up with since no one know shis last name), to kuoh academy" sirzechs said as I stood there with a glare that directed right at said school
"god fucking damn it" was all I said as I slowly walked into said school
yo hope you enjoyed this one and well as ive said before in my last story this is basically taking my OC and throwing him into the serious canon of highschool DXD
and damn did this take a while to write and edit, not perfect I admit but its the best I can do for all of you
now then again if your just joining us please read my last story
other than that I hope you will enjoy this journey through the life of dealing with angels, devils and perverted shit as well as some other stuff as well
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