Okay. Before you read this you must hear me out.
I made a bet.
I lost.
I had to write a fic by someone else's guidelines.
She wanted Heero and Relena.
Through my beliefs I accept it, but I can't say I like that pairing very much at all. If you want method to this madness, READ MY PROFILE. My views are briefly explained.
We compromised. I wrote two versions of the fic.
When I write I have a running sarcastic, cynical litany running through my head pointing out all the stupid and random junk that is in anything I write. I want to make it clear that were I to write a fic that had different pairings, the comments would STILL be of the same type. Cynical, sarcastic, nasty, and wildly amusing. It is NOT because I am being serious.
The first version has all my as-I-write commentary in bold.
The second version is free of that.
If you don't like the Heero/Relena pairing (or you do and you have a sense of humor), read the first version (go to the second chapter)
If you DO like the Heero/Relena (and/or you don't have a sense of humor), read the second version (go to the third chapter) Thank you, that is all.