Hey everyone i was bored so i decided to make this one-shot hope ya like
Disclamer: I don't own anything of Fma if I did Ed wouldn't be short runs away from Ed
Me: ED! You're short!
Ed: Who the fuck said that? looks around and see me and Roy
Me: He did it points to Roy
Ed: You bastard. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORTER THAN A STICK THAT CAN WALK!
(Sweat drop)
Roy: Nobody said that Ed. Besides I didn't call you short. She did points to me
Me: No I didn't you bastard. And also, WHY DO YOU BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME? ARE YOU A PERVERT OR SOMETHING? YOU BASTARD.
Ed: I like you. Anybody that can call the colonel a bastard is a friend in my book.
Me: Yeah!
Roy: WTF Ed you can't be serious. She's a lunatic.
Me: So what if I am at least I don't burn down houses like some bastard I know. evil glare
Ed: Yeah! Anyway I got to find Al. Hope he's not screwing Winry again...Come on cutie let's go have some fun. Aaawwwaaaayy from Colonel shit. He's got paperwork to sign. Lots and lots of papers to sign. RIZA! ROY'S NOT DOING PAPERWORK AND HE THREATING TO BURN IT ALLLL UP! YOU BETTER HURRY.
Roy: You little shit. Riza enters the room
Ed: See ya later colonel...at your funeral! hahaha runs away before being killed by Riza taking with him
Riza: Sir! Do I have to get Black Hayete for you?
Roy: Nnnooo riza please not that mutt again.
Riza: You calling my dog a mutt? You're dead Mustang! shoots Roy
One week later...
We find that Colonel Mustang was fatally shot in the head. Riza Hawkeye was arrest on charges of killing Mustang. She still refuses to say that he didn't deserve to get shot.
Al and Winry were screw each other the entire time
Ed and I ran away before we would get caught by Riza. I finally told Ed that I said he was short. He got back at me by breaking arm and leg. He said he was being kind with the punishment. I beg to differ. Ow!
Me: ED! YOU'RE STILL SHORT.
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT. YOU HATIER OF SHORT PEOPLE!
Me: Ed did you just insult yourself
Ed: thinks back at what he said DAMN IT! Suddenly dies
Me: Oh well, his little heart couldn't take what his small brain comprehended. See ya on the other side Shorty!
I was bored I am at school and I was bored. Decided to pretty much kill everybody off. It was fun. Hope ya like!