A/N: Welcome, readers! This is a PJatO fanfiction, based on our favorite messenger, Hermes! This is all based on the messages Hermes receives in his inbox. As you'll be able to see, being the messenger of the gods is full of interesting conversations.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN PJatO! THE BOOKS BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN AND HIS AMAZING MIND! I ONLY OWN THE IDEA/ PLOT OF THIS FANFICTION!

Ok, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, please enjoy. And don't forget to R&R!

To: Hermes

From: Nemesis

Yo, Lord Hermes! Where's that spear I asked 4? Better get it 2 me soon, or u'll be hearing from ME!

Remembrance,

Nemesis

Nemesis, sorry about the delay. There was a problem at Hephaestus' forge. I promise I'll get it to you a.s.a.p.! In the meantime, try not to go all "alpha goddess" on someone!

Yours,

Hermes

To: Hermes

From: Artemis

Hermes, Just wanted to make sure the schedule is right for the next council meeting. I got all of it except 8:00-9:00 p.m.! Please tell me soon!

In family love,

Artemis (p.s. Apollo's been ignoring his email! Please tell him 4 me, that he left 1 of his iPods at my tent. If he doesn't get it soon, I'll destroy it!)

Alright I'll tell him. Your schedule from 8:00-9:00 is time with Apollo and Zeus. He said that he has some things 2 work out with u 2.

Oh, Joy! Thx anyways Hermes.

To: Hermes

From: Eros

Hey! How's my favorite uncle?

Eros. What do you want?!

Well that's not a nice way to talk to your nephew.

-.- I don't have time for this. I got a job to do, so you either tell me what you want or I'm ignoring you.

WAIT!

…Yes?

Nothing I just wanted to say hi

…I hate you.

A/N: Ok, so this was completely random...I found it floating around on my computer and I thought "Why not?". This is some of my older work, and I'm pretty sure I made this one boring afternoon. Anyways, here's the cool part. If enough people like this, I will continue these messages. However, I want you guys to suggest ideas for who Hermes should get messages from next! If you have an idea, please leave me the following in your review:

1. Who messages Hermes (gods/goddesses only for right now guys, sorry)

2. What the message is about( Ex: Ares is looking for his missing motorcycle)

I'll choose about two or three for each chapter, so if it's not in the next chapter, don't get discouraged. I'll probably use it in a later chapter.

~SongofRejoice