Dan was sittig their lik a total gay reading his dum book leik a gay, he coun'nt fokus tho becaze he was thinking about ass and how much it wood be cool to put his boy tihngy in ther, but he wastn gay so he thot aboit his stupd book insteed. Then Daznz cam in lek a total fag becaz he is, but Dan didnt kno that he relly likde him but coulndt tell becaze he cant read minds just his stuipd book.
"hey" sade Danze with sparkls becuae he was reelly happy that he was ther and not somewher else "get out" said Dan becase hes a dik and doent want danze theyre being a furry, "Dan" sade Danze "Danze with me" it was funy because his name is Danze and you danse lik romantic.
Dan got bonner bucuz it was relly funny and maid him hard but like a dik he got up and wacked his 10 foot ass gone (he is reely tall not his ass being 10 feet tall his boddy)
Danze was hard too becuzz it was 5 it was bonner timme.
WOW WAT A CLIFF BANGER! TUNE IN FOUR THE ROMANTIC ADVENTURES OF TALL GAY RETARD AND KING KUNT FUR FAG