A parody of a parody! Since I love Smash Brothers and Phineas and Ferb, why not try and combine the two. I watched the Wizard of Odd episode and I thought about which Smashers would fit with which character and VOILA! This was born!

The parts in bold + italics are Author Notes pretty much. There is some Fourth Wall Breaking so BEWARE! Small bit of OC-ness and OOC but I hope no one minds ^^''


"Enough moping around, Samus."

In Samus' room, Peach stood next to the bounty hunters bed where she was sat, arms crossed.

"Ness and Lucas say they've devised a fun way to wash the Mansion. Why don't you join them? Have some fun for a change." The last sentence that left the princess' mouth gained a surprised response from Samus.

"For a change? I have LOTS of fun!" Samus protested.

Peach wasn't convinced, "You mean, obsessively trying to bust your brothers for their mystery crimes? Is that 'fun'?"

"I have fun! I'm like the QUEEN of fun! I have fun all day."

"I can tell." came the sarcastic response, "Well; if you're just gonna sit inside today, you should at least do a little reading."

"Aw Mom!" Samus moaned as Peach fished around in her bag.

Peach is seen like the mother of the Smashers ^_^

She produced a yellow book with large red words on it; The Wizard of Oz, "It's one of my favourites."

"'The Wizard of Oz'?" Samus read the cover "Isn't this for babies?"

"Or you could you could wipe down Pikachu's Playtime Plaza Play-set?"

"I'm reading, I'm reading!" Samus quickly opened the book and began to read.

"I'll be at my weight-lifting class. Have fun!" With that, Peach left the room in silence.

A few moments later, Samus dropped the book, proclaiming her eyes hurt. She then spoke to herself about how Snake was the only one who understood her.

SNAKEXSAMUS FOREVER! AAAAAARGHHHHHH! *gets beaten up* Heh...It was so worth it...

"Hi Samus."

Samus screamed at this mysterious voice. She turned to her window to see Wolf and Olimar looking through it at her, "WOLF! OLIMAR! What do you two want?"

Wolf was the one to reply first, "What? In the metaphysical sense? Nothing, I'm good..."

"I want to be cool!" Olimar proclaimed.

"That's never gonna happen..."

"Awww..."Upon having his dream crushed, Olimar lowered his head.

"I mean, why are you looking in my window, duh!" Samus snapped,

"Oh, Lucas says I should tell you that we're about to start washing the mansion and you can help us out if you want." Wolf replied. He then turned to me, "What the hell is this?"

Not my plot or speech, I just chose you guys to portray the characters of this particular episode! ^_^

"Screw you..."

QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AND GET ON WITH THE PLOT ALREADY!

"Not likely." Samus scoffed, turning away from the unlikely duo at her bedroom window.

"Either way...OH HELL NO! I AM NOT SAYING THIS LINE! NEVER EVER!" Wolf crossed his arms in protest.

Wolf...either you say it or I make you die a horrible, painful death which lasts for several stories .

"Fine..." the lupine admitted defeat. He cringed before saying the line, "Either way, you may want to put on some water-proof undergarments...I hate you, author!"

I know you do! Hate you too ^_^

"WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE!" Samus screamed and the two climbed down from her window. With nothing else to do, Samus picked up the still-open book and began to summarise, "Blah, blah, blah, Dorothy. Blah, blah, Kansas. There's a cyclone coming?"

She continued to read as the mansion shook beneath her while Ness, Lucas and the rest of the Smashers were outside, all holding long hoses.

AHAHA! XD YAY! Double Entendre's FTW!

"Okay Lucas, let her lift!" Ness shouted over the loud, mechanical wiring coming from the machine pushing the Mansion off of the ground and slowly spinning the large building around.

Back inside, Samus had fallen off her bed.

"Take your positions everybody and remember; Even strokes." Ness commanded.

Damnit! All these double entendres are making it hard to type!

All the hoses began to spray water against the mansion as it span, cleaning it. Olimar asked Ness if they always washed the mansion like this.

"Sometimes we give it a bath, but the city's using the tub as a reservoir." The dark-hair psychic replied cheerfully.

Samus was finding it hard to keep her balance in her spinning room, and the water splashing through her window didn't help much either. Eventually, she fell over with dizziness. The Mansion span quicker and quicker until it reached the fastest it could go. Samus began to hallucinate and basically faint.

Strange images from both past and present flew through her brain until she heard Ness' voice say; "Hey, I wonder where Pikachu went."

The bounty-hunter's eyes opened as quickly as possible. The first thing she saw was Pikachu sitting on her, "Oh Pikachu! Get off!"

Walking out into what should have been the backgarden of the mansion, Samus – followed by Pikachu – saw a strange world. It was extremely bright and colourful. The sky was a light pink-ish/blue-ish colour and the hills didn't even look like hills; more like patterned pieces of fabric.

Around the duo a few of the younger/smaller Smashers stood, wearing strange outfits which looked like they were made of flowers and leaves.

"Oh wow...Pikachu, I don't think we're in SmashVille anymore..." Samus muttered upon seeing the landscape.

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