"Li-hight, get up!", L wailed. "I will get up. Later. It is 5 a.m." "But I want cake now", L complained. "No. Not now. Later. In two hours. Now Sleep"
Light followed his own advice and closed his eyes. "Li-hight!", L said, pulling at the chain. Light fell out of the bed. "Don't do that!", he shouted. "Oh, you're out of bed now", L said cheerfully, "let's go"
Light followed the detective into the kitchen. L opened the fridge. "You know", Light said after a while, "You shouldn't leave the fridge open for, like, an hour" He wrapped his arms around his bare chest. L didn't answer. "For fuck's sake, L, close the damn fridge!" When the detective didn't react, Light closed the fridge himself.
"Really, do you want to freeze me? Did you lose your mind? Or, what was left of it? I-" "This is not the right time to argue", L said gravely, "This is an emergency" "What kind of an emergency?" "There's no more cake", L said. "Oooooooooh, no more cake? Shall I tell you something? I don't care about cake. It's fucking cold and I want to sleep" L didn't respond, so Light dragged him back into the bedroom. There, he pushed him on the bed and lay down. "Sleep", he said harshly, closing his eyes.
After a minute, L tapped his shoulder. "What?", Light snarled. "Distract me", L said. Light opened his eyes again. "Distract you?" "Yes", L replied, "do whatever you want, but keep me from thinking about sweets"
Light thought about that. Whatever you want… At the moment, he wanted to take a knife and stab L until he stopped moving/breathing/living, but he was sure L wouldn't let him do that. He sighed. "Let's sleep" "Together", L asked curiously. "Yeah, whatever", Light muttered, then he realized what he had said. "No, of course not. You're stupid"
"I'm not stupid, I'm just desperate", L replied. Light sat up. "Oh, so you're desperate enough to want to sleep with me? Great" L watched him closely. "Did I hurt your feelings?", he asked. "No", Light replied brusquely. L kissed him gently.
Light backed away. "Stop that. I'm not your toy" He lay down and turned away from L. "Moron", L said softly, "you're not a toy to me. I love you, Light-kun"
He kissed Light on the neck and stroked his chest tenderly. Light shuddered. "Shall I stop?", L asked. "N-No", Light said quickly, blushing. L smiled and continued caressing Light…
The next morning, L opened the fridge and got himself a piece of cake. "Uhm, where did you get that?", Light asked. "There's plenty of cake right in the fridge", Matsuda told him. "Do you want some?"
Light glared at L, who shrugged, grinning…