Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or iPod... so there.
Warning: This story contains stupidity and a pointless plot. Continue at your own risk. And don't say I didn't warn you.
a/n: RE-POSTED FROM MY OTHER ACCOUNT.
"How did you get pregnant?" Inuyasha shouted.
"Well you see," Kagome started. "When a guy and a girl love each other, they-."
"I know how! I just don't know..." he made a flailing gesture, "how."
"Okay, okay." Kagome looked down and bit her lip pensively.
"Well, at least it's mine."
"Huh?" She looked up then back down. "Oh. Yeah. Of course... I hope" She resumed biting her lower lip.
"You hope?" Inuyasha screamed. "When did... you know?"
"Well, I went to a party with Sango and Miroku and Koga was there and... let's just say there was a lot of sake and some lemons involved. I don't really remember."
"Well," Inuyasha sighed. "I suppose Sango can't be the father."
"True, true. That narrows it down some."
"So then that leaves me, Miroku, and... Koga... right?"
Kagome nodded slightly. "And um... I think Sesshomaru might have been at the party too... And we were dancing, but like I said. I don't really remember."
"Why wasn't I invited to this party?"
"I don't know," Kagome shrugged. "It was Shippo's party, so-" She stopped and narrowed her eyes. "You don't think Shippo's...?"
"Nah!" they said simultaneously, then began to laugh.
"So we have: me, Miroku, Sesshomaru-"
"Jaken!" Kagome interrupted.
"Jaken, Koga... wait. Jaken?"
"Yeah. Don't ask. I don't know."
"Oh, you'll know when the baby turns out green."
"Yeah... ewww." Kagome shuddered.
"So Jaken, Koga... should we even put Shippo on the list?"
"I suppose so." She smiled. "Better safe than sorry!"
"Feh," Inuyasha snorted. "I wish you would have thought of that sooner. Then we wouldn't be having this problem!"
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"So that's it?"
"Hmm?"
"Just: me, Koga, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Jaken, and Shippo? No more?"
"Nope!" Kagome smiled again. "I know that for a fact!"
"Okay then. I guess we... wait?"
"Well, in my time, we have paternity tests, but it might be a little awkward with all of you in the future. So yes. We wait."
9 months later...
"So when is this kid comin' out?" Inuyasha asked, poking Kagome's stomach.
Kagome put down the magazine she was flipping through and looked up. "Didn't I tell you?"
Inuyasha sat down beside her and grasped her hand. "Tell me what?"
"I'm not pregnant." She pulled her hand out of his and went back to her magazine.
"What? But didn't you take some sort of test thing and it said you were pregnant?"
"Well actually," Kagome put the magazine down again. "Turns out, it wasn't a pregnancy test I peed on. It was your iPod shuffle."
"You peed on my iPod?"
"They really should make those things bigger. Then it won't be so confusing. Here," she pulled the iPod out of her purse. "You can have it back." Kagome tossed it in Inuyasha's lap.
He gingerly picked it up between his thumb and forefinger and held it in the air. "Hey Shippo! Need an iPod?" he called.
"Boy do I!" Shippo cried.
Keep in mind this was written when iPod shuffles were bigger and more pregnancy-test shaped…
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