Not so long ago in a caravan park far, far away, amongst tracksuit pants worn too high, and a series of bad mullets, a Jedi was born by the name of Shane Skywalker. It was a period of civil war with the rebel forces keen to gain vital caravan park positions, an empire led by the evil Kane Vader.
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Kane Vader paced in his Caravan, planning, thinking, plotting. He turned to his crew, who were relaxing and drinking beer, and comparing mullets.
"We must get closer to the showers. And the dunnies. God, This eczema's shocking, I've got to give up the smokes." Kane Vader said, his breathing sounding awful as usual.
Kane Vader looked out the front window, towards the caravan of the only one who could stop his evil plan.
"Shane Skywalker, you will not stop me."
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Shane Skywalker got out of his small caravan bed and yawned. He pulled on some tracksuit pants and went outside to collect the newspaper.
But he didn't only find a newspaper waiting for him, there was also a video tape.
"Hey I wonder what's on is. Hopefully fishing." He said, excitedly.
Shane put the tape in his video player and eagerly watched.
"This is a secret message from Princess Shazza" A voice said, coming from the television.
Then a girl appeared, her long black hair was twisted up around her ears, looking remarkably like earmuffs.
"Help me Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. Help me Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi you're my only hope." She said desperately. Then the video ended.
"Ah, shit. Who's this Uncle Toby bloke? Stuff that, Princess Shazza goes all right." Shane said to himself.
He was then startled by a knock on the door.
Shane opened the door and standing there was a man and next to him was a tall, hairy figure, looking strangely like an ape, but yet, more human like, despite the hair.
"I'm Dave Solo, and this is Chewbacca." The man said. "We have come to present you with your Light Saber, and lead you to Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi."
Shane Skywalker was confused, but eager to get a Light Saber, whatever that was.
"Here." Dave Solo said, presenting him with a metal cylinder with a button on it.
Shane pressed the button and a long sword of blue light came from it, going straight through the wall of the caravan that the cylinder was facing.
"Shit." Shane said, pretending to sword fight with the Light Saber. "This is wicked! Cut threw anything!"
"It is not a toy, young Jedi. Come, you must meet Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi and find Princess Shazza" Dave Solo said, to a strange roar from Chewbacca.
Shane Skywalker, Dave Solo and Chewbacca set off across the caravan park, not knowing what dangers lay ahead.
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Will Shane Skywalker learn the ways of the Jedi and track down Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi? And together, with Dave Solo, and Chewbacca, will Shane Skywalker take down Kane Vader's evil empire? Find out in the next chapter of Star Wars, Australian Edition.