I was walking down to the lunchroom down the halls of Amnesia High, completely silent. I'm not exactly what you would consider popular… I get made fun of a lot, I'm kind of a nerd. I wear vests, I have a beret to match, and glasses. I also spend most of my time reading, another reason nobody likes me. I'm too smart to be cool.
"Hey Chair boy!" One of the kids from Barrel Group called to me.
I shut my eyes and walked faster, clutching my book.
"Oi Chair! We're talking to you!" Another one snapped.
"Please leave me alone!" I said quietly.
"Oh, trying to defend yourself, whatcha' reading? Twilight?" Another mocked, pushing me into the rusty black lockers.
"I'm reading The S-shining…" I stuttered, looking away.
"Psh, that's a movie idiot." The voice of Monte' Barrel hissed.
"Hey dude, who's the gold dude with the Bro's?" A different Barrel asked.
"Huh? A new kid?" Monte' looked over too.
"This isn't over Chair." A barrel hissed, shoving me one last time before running over.
I breathed out and sped up my walking to the lunchroom, I just sat down and started reading. I didn't eat too much honestly. In the middle of my book, I heard the Bro's grunting. I looked up and that gold kid with the Bro's were walking over.
"Hey gay boy, you're at our table!" The gold boy snapped, crossing his arms over his chest, glaring at me.
"Oh, uh… Sorry… The Bros are usually over there…" I mumbled, shutting my book and standing up.
The Bro's grunted and started to turn around.
"No!" The new kid snapped.
All of the bros turned back around except for one, who kept walking.
"I want to sit here smartie, now move!" He hissed.
"Sorry…" I said quietly, proceeding to walk over.
"Um, Bro, they all decided to stay." I said to the one Bro who kept walking.
He growled and slashed my arm, turning back around.
"Ow!" I yelped, dropping my book and grabbing the wound.
"Oh Mr. Chair! Are you okay!" A girly voice asked.
"Uh, yeah… Thanks…" I answered, picking my book up and looking behind me to see who it was.
"AH! Oh uh… Hi Bro! How's it going!" I said nervously.
It was the main Bro's sister. She had long white hair with blood spattered in it, cuts all over her body along with dirty gauze. She was the only Bro who could talk, you know, because her jaw was still attached to the rest of her skull…
"Haha, why are you so nervous?" She smiled.
"I uh… I don't really talk to anyone…?" I answered.
"Hey Grunt babeh, why you talkin' to Mr. Chair? Come hang out with me!" Piggeh said smoothly, flipping his purple hair.
The Bro smiled.
"Bye Mr. Chair!" She waved, running to Piggeh.
I waved back awkwardly as Piggeh put his arm around her and walked off with her. He's such a man whore… Now you could say I'm jealous right now, but not over Bro. No, no, I like Piggeh. I left out the detail I like guys? Hm, strange… I continued to walk to the table, and sat down. I opened my book again and continued reading.
People threw their food at me as they walked by, but I ignored it.
"Chair boy! I see you met Stephano." A Barrel mocked, leaning on my table.
"Who? The gold kid?" I asked.
"You don't say?" He chuckled.
I sighed and bookmarked my page, getting ready for a long story.
"So, our head Barrel want's you to stay back from Stephano, he wants him to hang with us, not the Bros. And there is a chance he might want to become friends with you." He explained.
"Maybe go and talk to him about this then?" I replied.
"No you idiot! He needs to think the Barrels are the coolest group here! We don't ask people to join idiot!" The Barrel snapped, slapping me.
"Ow!" I hissed, grabbing my cheek.
"So you better make us seem cool for him or else!" The barrel yelled stomping away.
I will never understand those guys… I continued to read and zoned out.
"Hey Chair." Someone said.
I looked up, the lunchroom was empty.
"Behind you smarty." The voice said again.
I shut my book and turned around. Oh, Stephano.
"Lunch is over kid." He scoffed.
"Ah, sorry… Thanks for telling me…" I mumbled, starting to walk.
"Wait…" Stephano called after me.
I looked back around and pushed my glasses up.
"Uh, don't tell anyone I talked to you, Loser." He hissed, pushing me out of his way and walking by.
I sighed and walked down the halls to my next class. English. I walked into Mr. Michealis's class, taking my seat.
The Bros sat up front, the Barrels in the middle, Suitors in the back, Piggeh and whatever girl he has in the front with the Bros, and me in the back corner. Stephano sat with the Bros.
"Okay class, as you may know already, there is a new student. Stephano, please stand up." The teacher smiled.
Stephano stood up and waved, the Barrels acted like they didn't care, the Bros grunted, Piggeh was locked onto a new girl, the other golden statue. Jessica, she isn't new though like Stephano. She's completely gold but has a crown and gown. The Suitors wheezed and waved back, causing chain-like noises to echo throughout the room. Stephano sat back down and Mr. Michealis began the lesson.
"Merde…" Stephano mumbled, taking notes.
"Excuse me?" Mr. Michealis said.
"Uh, it's a term that means this is fun in French." Stephano answered.
"Alright, well this is English kiddo." The teacher nodded to him, continuing the lesson.
We all took notes and after class, Stephano stayed back.
"I'm sure Mr. Chair would love to tutor you." Mr. Michealis said cheerfully.
I stopped at the door and looked back.
"Um, I heard my name." I said quietly.
"No no!" Stephano gasped.
"Ah, would you like to help Stephano with English?" He said smiling.
"Um, sure if he wants." I shrugged.
Stephano sighed, annoyed.
"Thanks Mr. Michealis…" He growled, stomping out of the room.
"Does he have a problem with you?" Mr. Michealis asked.
"Everyone does…" I sighed, walking out.
I went to the rest of my classes and started walking to my dorm.
"Hey Chair!" A Barrel called to me.
"Yes…?" I asked.
"We heard you're Stephano's tutor, kid. I thought I made it clear we want you to keep off." He hissed.
"Mr. Michealis volunteered me, I don't even want anything to do with him. He's just a jerk." I shrugged.
"Oh now is he? How nice, tell him you don't want to be his tutor, he's coming." The Barrel laughed, shoving me and walking away.
I continued walking and someone grabbed my shirt. I looked back and saw Stephano.
"Look, I uh…" I started.
"I don't want to do this just as much as you do." He hissed.
"Well, my dorm I guess?" I shrugged.
"Fine." He snapped, pushing me forward.
I kept walking, not even talking to him. We got to the dorm area and I let him into mine. It had book shelves everywhere, fully stocked with books. Mine is the only one with books, all of the rooms look pretty much the same though. We all have large beds with green bed spreads. Apple wood dressers, nightstands, and closets.
"Wow, you really are a book worm huh?" Stephano commented.
"You could say that… Now what do you need help with?" I asked.
"Nothing! That teacher went to assumptions!" He snapped.
"Then why are you here again?" I asked again.
"Because… Um, I don't even know!" He hissed, pulling one of my books down.
"Put that back please." I said calmly, sitting down and reading.
"Take your nose out of a book for once! That's all you have been doing since I got to this school, Jesus Christ!" He yelled, throwing the book he was holding at my head.
"Ugh, can you not do that? I had to pay for the books and for the shelves. Plus it took me years to get all of them, and hours to organize them." I sighed, picking up the book.
"Aw, poor nerd." Stephano cooed sarcastically.
"You know what? I think we're done here, so just leave!" I shouted, it was the first time I have ever raised my voice in 13 years!
"…" Stephano went silent, we just stared for a while at each other.
"Fine." Stephano snapped, storming out.
He slammed my door hard and I slammed my face on the desk.
"Ugh, I can't believe I actually raised my voice at someone… He already has a problem with me, yelling probably didn't make it any better." I sighed.
I was thinking about that, and there was a light knock on my door. I got up and opened it, greeted with girl Bro and Piggeh.
"Hi, my brother told me Stephano had an unpleasant experience here?" She smiled.
"I'll make you have a very pleasurable experience…" Piggeh whispered into her ear.
She rolled her eyes and looked back at me.
"Well Stephano said that he was sorry, he just didn't want to say it to your face, it's not his style." She giggled.
"Tell him it's all okay, it's nothing new." I sighed.
"I will, have a good day Mr. Chair!" She said happily.
"I can make you have a good night." Piggeh said to her, shutting my door.
"My GOD Piggeh." She groaned.
I sighed, "How inappropriate."
I went over to where the book had fallen and put it back on the shelf. I pouted a bit and stood in front of my desk.
"Chair Mode Activate. BOOP!" I chimed, locking myself in Chair Mode, grabbing my book again and reading.
I was in my third period class, which I have with Stephano, and I sucked in it. Fencing. Stephano was a master at it, of course. I guess that explains his dagger. The teacher took away his dagger because it was too dangerous, so he uses a plastic sword like the rest of us. I have no idea how to fence, I can't do anything sporty. We were supposed to be paired up for sparring, and of course:
"Stephano and Mr. Chair." The teacher announced monotone.
"Wait, what?" I gasped, looking to Stephano in horror.
He was fumbling with his sword, bending the blade and flicking it around. He looked puzzled, but annoyed in a way. He grunted and stomped his way to the sparring mat, taking his stance, staring at his sword. I hesitantly walked over, this is in front of the whole class! I'm going to embarrass myself so incredibly bad! I took my stance shaking, putting on my mask. Stephano took off his hat and revealed his long golden hair, tied to the side over his shoulder.
"Woah…" I breathed, his hair was… Amazing…
I was dazed and I didn't notice that Mr. Sutcliff blew the whistle to begin fencing. Stephano lunged at me and I stood, afraid but he missed, the sword going over my shoulder, and he tripped forward, landing on top of me. We stared at each other through our masks, totally shocked. The teacher blew the whistle and Stephano got up. I'll honestly say, I blushed. I know I did. I got up and Stephano was arguing with Mr. Sutcliff.
"I need my dagger! This flimsy piece of crap is too light!" Stephano yelled.
"You'll slaughter Mr. Chair!" The sassy teacher yelled back.
"I can stop it before I hurt him!" He argued back.
"I don't trust you!" Mr. Sutcliff yelled back.
All of the 'Untrusted Statues' as PewDie calls them, looked over.
"Ah GEEZUS CHRIST!" he exclaimed throwing his sword at one of the Untrusted Statue's head, knocking it off in the process.
"That's the last straw mister, I'm reporting you to the principle!" Mr. Sutcliff scolded while pressing the intercom button.
"Pewdie, I'm sending Stephano to your office immediately for his actions." He said into the intercom.
"I'll be awaiting his presence-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AW FUCK YOU!" Pewdie screamed, must have been one of the Bros pranking him again, then the speaker went silent.
"Merde…" Stephano cursed under his breath.
"Well, you heard the man, GEYT NOW!" Trip the ASSistant principal yelled from behind.
Stephano picked up his hat angrily and stomped towards the doors.
"I'm sorry…" I mumbled as he walked by.
He stopped and shoved his mask into my chest, smirking. I just stood there looking confused as he walked away.
Did he really just smirk at me? No, it couldn't be, I was imagining that… Why should I even care? It's not like I'd ever want to be with him right?
"CHAIR! PAY ATTENTION!" A Barrel shouted snapping me out of my thoughts.
"Thank you for that Barrel, but please have some more respect next time," Mr. Sutcliff sighed.
"Oh sorry, I'll pay more attention," I said a little embarrassed.
"Okay, now, Monte' Barrel you are Mr. Chair's sparring partner for now."
"Oh woht! Oi that ain't fair teach!" Monte' retorted.
"I don't want to hear any arguing, now go." Mr. Sutcliff responded pointing to the mat.
We took our positions and the whistle sounded, Monte' charged at me and I was shaking.
"Erm… Chair Mode activate. BOOP!" I said on instinct, going into Chair Mode.
The class laughed and Monte' still smacked me with his sword.
"Mr. Chair… Sit in the locker room for the remainder of the class…" Mr. Sutcliff sighed.
I jumped out of chair mode and dropped my sword, taking off my mask and dropping it. I bolted as quick as I could, highly embarrassed, and changed back into my clothes. I sat on a bench and continued reading my book, I was just getting into it, but of course, I was interrupted.
"Hey Chair." A familiar voice rang.
I looked up to be greeted by Stephano.
"Hello Stephano." I said quietly, looking back down.
Stephano chuckled a bit and opened his locker, changing out right in front of me.
"There's stalls you know…" I mumbled, continuing my book.
"Yeah, but your eyes are locked on a book, not me." He replied.
I sighed and soon his locker door shut, and he grabbed my book, marking the page and shutting it.
"Alright Mr. Chair, I want to know what's up with the attitude." He smirked again, sitting opposite of me.
"What attitude? I always act like this." I shrugged.
"You get all quiet around everybody, but you act normal around um… Morticia I think her name was, and when you are reading." He chuckled.
"I don't know… I like to be alone." I mumbled, playing with my fingers.
"One more question." He sighed.
"Yes?" I replied.
"I always see the Barrels yelling at you for nothing, what's up?" He asked.
"I can't tell, why would you care anyway?" I sighed.
"Because I can, why can't you tell? Is it something bad about me? I will end those Barrels." He started to raise his voice.
"No… It's nothing bad, but I guess… Since it's about you, you have a right to know. They want me to stay away from you because we might become friends, and if you couldn't tell, nobody likes me. The Barrels want to have you in their group, not the Bro's. I told them we couldn't even be friends, it's not like you even want to anyways." I sighed, looking down.
"Who says I don't want to?" He smiled.