HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here once more to make another stupid random story just for all of you peoplez in the world!!!
DISCALIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AT ALL AND BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE GONE INTO A MILD DEPRESSION WHICH IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO EXPLODE (I'm just joking, seriously)
WARNINGS: UM, IT'S RATED T SO THERE'LL BE CURSES AND SWEAR WORDS, ABHORRENT INTAKE OF ALCOHOL (Not that much abhorrent!!!), SEDUCTION, MADNESS… UTTER MADNESS
PAIRINGS: I THINK THE SASUSAKU PART IS OBVIOUS AND SO THE OTHER PAIRINGS WILL BE OBVIOUS LIKE NARUHINA AND ALL
ANNOUNCEMENTS: THE MANGA IS SCARING ME…, PLEASE READ OR WATCH KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!
RANDOM ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIBARI KYOUYA IS M-I-N-E, MINE!!! (Um, possessive much? XD)
REMINDER: THIS IS AN AU!!! ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! THEY ARE NOT NINJAS HERE!!! NO SHURIKENS OR KUNAIS OR ANY OF THAT JAZZ!!!
Apartmates Chapter 1
Sakura woke up as usual at 7 30 in the morning. The sun was shining brightly, but the apartment room she stayed in felt so dull and empty… Like my stomach!!!...Thought Sakura, as she stretched her skinny arms above her head with a yawn. She felt pain in her neck, poor Sakura; college was pretty much overworking her fragile little body. She rubbed her eyes as she made herself a steaming cup of coffee. She inhaled the glorious smell of caffeine from the now steaming mug. Coffee had always been her escape, well besides alcohol, but she had always drank that moderately. She closed her eyes as the caffeine touched her mouth…
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"Shit!" she screamed "Stupid coffee burned my tongue." She set the coffee down for a while. Well, coffee did have its side effects…
Name: Sakura Haruno
Age: 18
Occupation: College Student
Address: Room #8, Apartment Homes, Konoha Avenue, Konohagakure, Fire Country
Neighbor: No one
It was a weekend so Sakura had the whole day to rest her tired and overworked body from college, or as Sakura would call it "a big fucking pain in the ass." She immediately plopped down onto her couch. So right now, she may be giving you guys the impression of a sloth, but she isn't. Just the day before, she was dissecting a cadaver, you know, a cadaver? The dead body donated into science for scientific research and education? Yeah, you probably know her course in college right now and trust me, it isn't easy. So there, she sat on her couch watching all hose lame soap operas.
Two hours had passed and the morning news was up next, rolling her eyes, not caring about the schemes of politicians and all that, she switched it off. So she just sat there on her really comfy couch for a few minutes with a mug of coffee in her hand. She was still in her pajamas, her pink cotton candy colored hair was tied up in a messy bun, and she still had deep eye bags under her deep emerald eyes. Despite the sloppiness of the situation, Sakura felt content with the silence as she closed her eyes to take in the heat of the morning sun on her skin as it shined through the windowpane…
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THUD!
Sakura jolted immediately from her reverie. She was now wide awake looking frantically for the source of noise. Nothing fell in her room so she figured it was coming from outside. She sighed as she laid once more on her very comfortable couch…
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THUD! THUD ! THUD ! SHHH ! THUD !THUD! THUD! SHHHHHHH!
More noises came and they started to tick Sakura off. I mean, you would too, cause imagine yourself in meditation mode then all of a sudden freakin' noises come out or freakin' nowhere. Sakura tried to block out the noise so she tried counting from one to ten…
"One…"
THUD!
"Two…"
THUD!
"Three…"
SHHHHH!!!
Then she finally had the last straw as she stood to shut the noise maker up once and for all. She angrily stormed her way to the door which she kicked to open. When the door did open, Sakura was in shock. Why? Because there stood her old obnoxious, hyper, annoying, dense, yet lovable and adorable high school buddy, Naruto Uzumaki.
"Hi Sakura-chan!!! Long time no see!!!" he exclaimed with a sheepish grin with his blond hair and blue eyes.
At first, Sakura didn't know what to do. At first, she was elated to see her high school buddy in the flesh. Then she was confused as to why he was standing there in front of her apartment room lifting and dragging a sofa (which thoroughly explained all the noise). Then she remembered she was pissed because of all the noise he was making.
"Stupid idiot!!!" Naruto winced, "What the effing hell were you thinking of!?! I was in my relaxation moment until you came along dragging and lifting a fucking sofa from where you got it I don't know, but all the noise you were making was like a crossed combo with a baboon and hyena!!! Well I oughta--"
"Wait! Sakura-chan! I can explain!!!"
"Well explain then! Come on! Let me hear it!!!" she said already beginning to ball her fists.
Naruto cleared his throat and began "You see my college buddy over here got kicked out from his last apartment cause he was caught bringing in my pet which is completely my bad cause I was away for the whole week so my dog followed him and wouldn't listen to my friend so he got caught and, oh hell, who cares? So anywho, he needed a new place to stay so he checked out the newspaper and there was one room available here and he called me up to help with the move cause he is a socially constipated brat and all and the only reason he called was that his other friends, who are all stuck up snobs said they were working so he had no choice but to fall for the last resort, me. And it was pretty much coincidence that you're here. At least now I know where you live!!!"
Sakura's left eye twitched involuntarily. You see, the only reason why she hadn't given Naruto her latest address was because he had always managed to steal food under her nose. Anyway, she contemplated his reasoning and cooled off in seconds.
Then she smiled. "I miss you too idiot," she said giving him a friendly punch on the shoulder "So where's your friend?"
AS though in reply, a man, who seemed 19 years old, stepped out of the room next door, and when he came out into the hallway, Sakura was awestruck. Why? The man looked like one of those Greek gods who stepped down to Earth! He looked like Jacob Black suddenly infused with Edward Cullen! He looked like a really hot professional male model! He looked like Hibari Kyouya from Katekyo Hitman Reborn for all I care!
The boy had raven hair spiked like a parrot, he had a finely muscled body, mesmerizing obsidian eyes, pale skin and he had sharp facial features.
Sakura felt like drooling.
"Sakura-chan, this is Sasuke-teme! He's from the Uchiha family! Funny how we met really, the school accidentally switched our courses…"
But Sakura wasn't listening. She was completely flabbergasted. Naruto had just mentioned Sasuke, as in effing Uchiha Sasuke! As in son of the owner of the effing Uchiha Enterprise! AS IN THE DAMN RICH COMPANY OWNED BY THE UCHIHAS!!! UCHIHA SASUKE!!!???!!! SASUKE UCHIHA???!!!???
The world didn't make much sense to Sakura anymore. She had heard rumors going around Konoha University about this man. They said he was what girls always dreamed of, they said he was smart, gorgeous, an undeniably rich. Of course Sakura had never really cared about these things in her life but she was starting to regret that now. Because right now, he was officially Sakura's neighbor and that deal was done and closed.
Since this was obviously their first time meeting, Sakura wanted to make a good impression just like any good neighbor would. She tried to make herself look presentable that was until she remembered she was still wearing jammies and that her breath probably reeked of morning breath with a hint of coffee. But she tried to push these facts aside.
"Um, hi. My name is Sakura Haruno and by the looks of it, I'm going to be your next door neighbor. So I know this is a really awkward meeting and all but, welcome I guess." She held out her hand for him to shake to make sure that there wouldn't be any problems between both parties. Sasuke just raised an eyebrow and glanced at her creased pajamas and her messy hair. Sakura blushed. Then he completely ignored her outstretched hands and said "Your voice…"
Sakura looked at him expectantly also captivated by his voice.
"…is too loud. And you're annoying."
Sakura's jaw dropped. Then he lifted the couch as he brought it through the door, into his room. Naruto looked at Sakura apologetically with a sheepish and awkward grin as he dragged an expensive looking oak wood table into the said room of the Uchiha, leaving Sakura all alone in the hallway.
She then started to scream profanities at her new neighbor as she grunted exasperatedly towards her room. "Asshole…" she muttered before she slammed the door of her room.
Name: Sakura Haruno
Age: 18
Occupation: College Student
Address: Room #8, Apartment Homes, Konoha Avenue, Konohagakure, Fire Country
Neighbor: Sasuke Uchiha
And that's a wrap! I am going to try my best to update all of my stories on time such as Oblivious and Aruka Onaru but they'll take turns during the weekends so may be I'll update every four weeks cause I still have to post one shots. Anywho, please make an author happy by pressing the shiny review button you now see below. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!