Good Versus Evil, All Rolled Into One Convenient Warner, or, Forgetting Someone?
By WakkoRyanSorry, the whole title wouldn't fit on the preview part!
(((A/N: words))) means that I'm talking. I'm Ryan. Nice to meet you.
Xakko – voiced by Christopher Walken
Vakko – voiced by Samuel L. Jackson
Dottie – voiced by Courtney Love
Witches, Doctors, and Witchdoctors, Inc. Owner – voiced by Marilyn Manson
Headline News:
May 5, 2005: PRISON BREAK INITIATED BY WICKED WARNER, XAKKO
TEN INJURED
May 7, 2005: XAKKO CAPTURED!
TOON PLACED IN MAXIMUM SECURITY SOLITARY CONFINEMENT
June 17, 2005: XAKKO ESCAPES AGAIN!
UNIDENTIFIED WARNER FEMALE ASSISTS GETAWAY
June 21, 2005: WHERE IS XAKKO?
SECURITY CONTINUES TO GUARD WARNER WATERTOWER
June 23, 2005: MICKEY MOUSE FOUND DEAD!
FANFICTION READERS CONFUSED AS TO WHY THIS HEADLINE IS SHOWN HERE
June 27, 2005: SWAT TEAM TAKES XAKKO INTO CUSTODY
MYSTERIOUS WARNER FEMALE AVOIDS ARREST
Vakko threw down the last newspaper, published yesterday, back onto the pile on the lab bench. He was relieved that Xakko was back in jail, but he couldn't sleep. Who was this female that was apparently the same species as the Warner sibs, Xakko, and himself? And how dangerous was she anyways? She had broken Xakko out, but had not injured anyone. Was this intentional, coincidental, or the result of her not being as strong? Either way, where did she come from? And why was Vakko thinking almost exclusively in questions?
He thought back to what Xakko had said when he was first being dragged off to jail. "…or number 3 will help me!" was what he had said. Could there be some truth to that fragmented sentence?
Vakko put that thought on the back burner so to say, and got to thinking about what to do about Xakko. Even the strictest maximum-security procedures were unable to contain him. 'There must be some way to contain him,' thought Vakko.
Glancing over at the paper, an ad caught Vakko's eye. It was right below the article on conveniently placed news articles (((A/N: yes, I stole that idea from Family Guy, so sue me.))) It read as follows: COWORKERS WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE? WANT TO PUT A CURSE ON THEM? DON'T WANT TO PAY AN ARM, LEG, AND SOUL TO DO SO? FOR ALL OF YOUR OCCULT NEEDS AT LOW LOW PRICES, CALL WITCHES, DOCTORS, AND WITCHDOCTORS, INC. AT 666-1313 OR GO TO 666 13TH STREET (OPEN 1 PM TO 7:06 PM EVERY DAY!)
'Convenient indeed,' thought Vakko. 'Well, since it is 6:54, I should be able to get there in time.' He sent an email to the Warner sibs letting him know he would be busy tonight (being obscure about the reason of course.) And out the door he went.