Booth was having a lovely dream about Bones. It involved her, a g-string, and him slowly sliding it off of her. All of a sudden the FBI agents phone rang.
"Fuck!" He swore as his dream was interrupted. He picked up his phone.
"Booth." He said into the receiver.
"Hey Booth, it's Flynn. Just calling to tell you that you have the day off today. The FBI wanted me to call and remind you. Don't worry, I'll call Dr. Brennan."
"Thanks Flynn. See you tomorrow." Booth said rather grumpily.
As he rolled over he felt an uncomfortable sensation in his groin. Crap! He thought, remembering that he hadn't gotten to finish that dream. He decided to try to go back to sleep.
Half an hour later, without any success and still with a painful erection, he decided to go on online and see what he could download to… umm… assist him with his little problem.
After browsing for about five minutes he settled on a movie called a little adventure that had some no name porn star called Baby Blue.
As he clicked play he gripped his throbbing manhood. The sound of groans and moans filled the room as the movie zoomed in on a house. That was when Booth caught his first glance at "Baby Blue". He just about passed out from surprise. Baby Blue was Bones.
B&B
Brennan was enjoying sleeping in this particular Monday morning. At around noon she decided to get out of bed and read. Right as she was about to pick up her favourite novel, someone knocked at the door of her apartment. She walked to the door, and, as she saw Booth through the peephole, unlatched the door and let him in.
As Booth walked in he just looked at her.
"What the hell Bones? What were you thinking?" He exclaimed.
Bewildered, she replied, "What are you talking about Booth? Have I done something to displease you? I can't remember doing anything that might." She was slightly scared at how enraged he looked.
"Oh, really? You don't remember taking off your clothes and having sex with some stranger on camera." Booth said as he started a video on his phone. Brennan gasped as the screen showed the title screen "A Little Adventure starring Baby Blue". He paused it.
"So do you remember that Bones? Or should I call you miss Baby Blue?"
He practically spat at her.
" Booth, you don't understand-"
"Oh, you're right I don't understand! Why Bones, why did you do it. Did it make you all hot… God, how old we're you anyway?"
"Booth, I did it because I needed money for college. My foster parents wouldn't give me any. And my scholarship funding was suddenly cut. It was either this or live out of a cardboard box. And, Booth, I was only twenty-two. Do you remember what I told you I did at that age? Well, that movie is where I happened to have lost my virginity." She let one year drop. "I didn't want to Booth. But it was either this or starve, or worse…. Please don't think less of me because of it."