A/N: Just a quick O/S set in season 1, Sophie's off doing something and the team is without a grifter. My first Leverage story, I hope you like it, please review and give me some feed back! Thanks!:)

It should have been so simple. All Parker had to do was chat up a watchman while Hardison hacked into the security system of the pentagon and disabled their motion sensors in the wing that held the record archives, Eliot would sneak in and steal the Bailey file, and the team could go from there. However, this all relied on Parker being able to distract the watchman. And we all know how bad things can go when the thief plays the grifter.

Parker was supposed to flirt with the watchman. Leave it to Parker to botch a 2 minute conversation…

"Parker stood awkwardly next to the watchman for a moment. "Any time you're ready.." Nate encouraged over the coms.

Parker panicked and stood in front of the watchman.

"I need to go to the bathroom." She stammered out.

Nate buried his head in his hands.

"Alright…"

The two stared at each other for a moment before the watchman spoke again.

"There's one down the hall if you'd like to use it"

"I would. I would like to use it, because I have to go to the bathroom. I have to pee. I have to pee because…because I drank a lot today. Or I have a urinary tract infection. Or I'm pregnant."

"Parker…"Nate complained.

"Nope. Probably not pregnant. I guess sometime you just have to pee, huh?" Parer asked the watchman in a failed attempt to save her conversation.

"Yepp.."

"Do you ever have to pee? Well, obviously you do sometimes, because everyone pees sometimes."

"Parker, just, let him talk" Nate ordered.

"You know what I'm ranting. Why don't you talk about when you pee and I'll shut up"

"Parker…"

"Umm, excuse me?" the watchman asked.

"Come on Parker, I'm almost done." Hardison complained. "Ok, I got it! Go Eliot, you have 45 seconds before the censors come back on."

Eliot was stealthy, but Parker conversation wasn't turning out too well.

"Once, a baby peed on me. It sucked. I still have that jacket. I don't wear it though, baby pee doesn't really come out"

As intriguing as their conversation was, the watchman noticed suspicious activity going on down the hall.

"Hey!" he yelled, "Stop!" He pulled out his gun and pointed it at Eliot, file in hand. He was joined by 4 back-up officers immediately.

Apparently, security at the Pentagon is pretty tight.

So, Parker and Eliot waited in their holding cell inside the Pentagon. A man dressed in a Pentagon security uniform came and waved his badge to the officers watching over them and too the prisoners into his custody. That man was Nate.

When they finally snuck out of the Pentagon with all four team members involved in this job, the team jumped in their car and sped away.

"Let's get back to Nate's place, Parker probably has to pee like crazy by now" Hardison joked, earning a laugh from the team.