A/N: So, I have reformated this, as I don't wanna get in trouble. Thanks for letting me know Hito Me Bore! Was so much more funny before though. :(. Oh well!:)

Part 1

SWAT trailed behind Zero, chuckling to herself.

"Hehehe. I'm stalking you!" She chanted to herself again and again.

"If your gonna stalk me, do it quietly." Zero sighed. He knew she was behind him, without even having to turn around. SWAT froze, and turned and ran away screaming "He saw me! He saw me!" And she ran all the way to the fountain, where she plugged in her ipod, and began to listen to Taylor Swift's Eyes Open.

"Keep your eyes open!" She sung, awfully off tune. Kaname happened to be walking past, and saw this horrible situation. And, he couldn't help himself.

"My eyes are open." He smiled, at the shocked girl.

"Oh! Hi Kaname. Sorry, I was singing."

"Hmm, good. Because, thankfully my eyes are open." Maybe, he shouldn't have said that... Because, SWAT jumped into the air, and landed on Kaname's face.

"Hahahaha! Now they aren't!" She howled with laughter, as Kaname became flustered, and waved his arms frantically.

-The fancy line break's sister-

Kaname was growing increasingly panicked. And, he was going result to calling out his dreaded enemy. Zero. Ugh, this was going to be regrettable.

"Zero! Help me!" He cried out, still flailing around the place, his arms wacking everything. Zero came storming over, and picked up the brunette girl.

"Oi! How old are you?" He snapped at her, hoding her tightly by her collar.

"13. And, I'm sowwy Zewo. I didn't mean to." She gave him the puppy eyes, and her bottom lip quivered. Come on? Who can resist puppy eyes?

"You're not sorry. Now, behave." He set her down, and an evil smile crept onto her face. she ran behind him, and pinched his butt.

"Toushie!" She yelled, giggling as she ran away, Zero screaming profanities at her. Hehe.

-Line break is an ass! Hey!-

SWAT finally got away from Zero, and wheezed. Geez, she needs to work out more! Na. Too hard.

"Hmm. Where, could a thirteen year old girl find some yaoi fangirls? Hmm." She looked around and spotted a girl. She was holding a peice of paper, with some ZeroxKaname yaoi. And, she was drooling. Yuck.

"Ew. I want some one with more tact." She turned to an invisible person and shouted. "Oi! Ladies, and maybe men! If you wanna join me, lemme know!" She smiles broadly and skips away, unbeknownst to the silver haired vampire shaking his head with worry.

-Line break is boring!-

SWAT was sitting with Yuki, as they figured out the entrance form.

"So, what does it look like?" SWAT asked, smiling a the girl.

"This." Yuki pointed to the paper. "Read it."

Name/nickname:

Age:

Looks:

Personality:

Pairings (if you want romance):

"So, they also have to give me permission to use them. I don't want someone telling me that they never gave permission to be used."

"Understandable. So, what they gonna do?"

"Help me break mayhem. Such as: Yaoi pairings, normal pairings, annoying the characters, and such."

"So, it's pretty simple, ay?" Yuki asked.

"Yep! Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!" SWAT beamed at the other girl, nodding her head enthusistically.

-Line break is poop head!-

"Hmm. I hate line breaks. Their like, so annoying!" SWAT exclaimed, staring at the annoying line.

"Like you much?"

"Hey! You know you love me! I gave you Haruhi after all." SWAT beamed, when Zero went bright red.

"H-hey! No telling anyone! Only you and the readers know!"

"Yeah, yeah. Haruhi!" SWAT called over the human cat. Haruhi sighed, and obliged, wondering what her creator would want from her.

"Yes SWAT?" Haruhi sighed, looking at her nails. Damn, she needs a cut.

"Can, you two, like, totally kiss?" SWAT exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down, squealing.

"Sorry, no can do. I'm the cold hearted bitch right now."

"Man. Why'd I do that?"

"I'm gonna kiss him later on in private though, and be more of me."

"Yes!" Zero pumped his fist into the air, and skipped. Seriously! He skipped!

-What do you think this is? A line break!:/-

Kaname stared at the spikey blonde boy in front of him. seeing, as he was Haruhi's slave, he wanted to ask some questions. And, he probably shouldn't have wanted to.

"Aidou, what do you think of Haruhi?" Now, maybe he shouldn't have asked that either.

"She's damn sexy!" Aidou cheered, thrusting his pelvis forward.

"Ahem." Kaname cleared his throat, concerned for the vampire. Then, suddenly SWAT burst in, her face real angry!

"Leave my Haru alone, you perve!" She screamed, attacking Aidou, and pushing him to the ground. She shook him.

"You'll never get her! You hear me? She's Zero's!"

"Ok! Ok! It's not my fault! You wrote me out like that! And, don't you have something to do?" Aidou whined, looking away from the enraged girl. The girl got up, and looked at Kaname, she beckoned him forwards. kaname walked over, really scared of what she was going to do. When, he got close enough, she yanked his pants down.

"So tiny! Tiny!" She squealed, looking away, from having just realised what she did. Kaname quickly covered himself, and shrieked.

"Why SWAT? Why?" He hurriedly pulled his pants back on.

"Because, I wanted to know if you could satisfy Yuki -I hate that pairing, I prefer Zero and Yuki- with that thing! And obviously you can't!"

Kaname began to shake. Oh, he hated her. "Die!" He yelled, using all his mind powers to kill her. And, she dropped dead.

"Man! Now, what are we gonna do? She writes this stuff!" Aidou shouted, looking at the remains of the girl.

End. Man, I died.

A/N: And, that's being sick for you. I am so not funny... Hmm. Might be. So please R&R! Read and Review! And lemme know if you wanna join the party! *Skips away* Kaname is gonna kill me if he realizes that I never die! Hehehe.

Kaname: Come back here!

SWAT: Run!