When Two Minds Meet.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters, only a few action figures. (What a shame really...)

' ' Sora speaking.

" " 'mysterious' voice speaking.

Time line: post KH2.

"Sora....Sora!"

'Uh...who is it?'

"Your dead grandmother, obviously."

'...Seriously?'

"Of course not idiot! I mean if you confused my voice with your grandmother's, then she must have been really suspicious."

'Well, she did sing all the time, badly, so that's not impossible. Even her husband ran away.'

"Nn, point taken."

'So...who're you?'

"It's Roxas."

'Roxas...you're my sort of clone simili thing right? How come you can talk to me?'

"I'm your simili yes, not your clone. And I'm in your mind now, so it shouldn't surprise you."

'So I have two minds in one body? Kairi too? That's awesome! HA! Riku won't be able to say that

I'm totally stupid anymore!'

"Your stupidity has nothing to do with me."

'Hey...that hurt.'

"Anyway, I finally managed to contact you. You really have one thick skull..."

'Wait...so I wasn't hearing voices, it was you!'

"Good guess, Sherlock. No, you weren't hearing dead people stupid. You went to that crazy

old bat for nothing."

'Oh man...and that exorcism cost a lot too...'

"That's really too bad."

'Hey I know that tone! That's the isn't-that-guy-really-stupid-or-what tone!'

"Which is universally called sarcasm."

'Well, Riku is the king of sarcasm then, he does it all the time!'

"With you as a friend, that's a given."

'Argh...I don't know who is the worst, you or Riku.'

"Please don't compare me to that guy."

'Wait, you know Riku?'

"You could say that. Although our greetings weren't quite polite. If you could beat him to the

ground for me, I would appreciate it."

'Yeah that's pretty awful when you lose against him. He gets that damn smirk on his face...but

I don't care now since I'm stronger than him!'

"I wouldn't count on it for much longer. At least he doesn't spend all his time watching Tv or

playing video games."

'Hey I do exercise!'

"You exercise what? Your thumbs?"

'Oh come on! There's blitzball too!'

"Playing blitzball every three weeks doesn't count as exercising."

'Geez...you're my conscience or something?'

"Of course not. I wouldn't dream of being your conscience, too much work.

Besides, I prefer the term 'somebody' rather than 'something'."

'Right...uh oh, I think Mom found my attempts at cooking, and it's not pretty...gotta go, later

Roxas!'

"I wanted to warn him since I thought I felt Axel's presence nearby, but oh well...I'm not the

one who's going to get pounced on. Have fun Sora."

Author note: Hey everyone! First thing first, English isn't my native language, so there may be mistakes; I apologize in advance if that's the case.

Secondly, concerning the general idea of this fanfiction, it's pretty simple: I had a few ideas of dialogues between various KH characters, and I thought why not share it after all?

I try to write them as much in character as possible.

The time line and place may vary. (if the place is mentioned)

The dialogues should also vary lengthwise.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed, and don't hesitate to give your opinion.

I will try to update more chapters soon.

*~Yuko-no-Mei~*