Written by: My cousin and me
Disclaimer: We don't own anything from the X-Files show. We're just borrowing the names.
Once upon a time there was a lonely farmer named Fox Mulder. He lived on a small ranch in New Mexico and frequently visited his brother, Buckshot who lived in Roswell. Then very strange things began to happen. Buckshot noted that his cows were disappearing one by one; and would turn up a few days later looking as if they had been dissected. Their innards would be scattered all around the farm. He told this to his brother. Fox began to get very wild ideas over this. He told his brother that there were aliens attacking his farm, but Buckshot laughed it off. Then one Friday, Fox noticed that his brother was acting very odd. He didn't even recognize him. He had a black oily looking substance floating in his eye. Fox recommended that Buck see a doctor, and Buckshot assured him that he would. A few days later Fox's brother turned up dead.
The police who were assigned to the case were named Amy, Tabitha and Sara, who was the forensic scientist. All three of them thought that Fox was very handsome. They questioned him on things that weren't really relevant to the case.
Amy asked, "So, do you have any steady relationships with a female?"
Tabitha asked, "Who... um, I mean what were you doin' the night of your brother's murder?"
And Sara asked, "What color are your eyes, they seem to change color?"
So the case was not getting solved. The FBI sent two agents in to help them. Their names are John Dogget and Justin McRide. Now Justin is a rookie in the FBI and has just been assigned to work with Dogget. The two don't get along real well.
Amy has gone to pick them up at the airport while her two cousins are busy advancing on their key witness. She is mad because she wants to be advancing too. That is, until she eyes the two agents getting off the plane. Now she is celebrating her luck. However, Justin and John are rather competitive and they both fancy this cop. She offers to take them to dinner. They are happy though they would rather have her to themselves. So they go out to eat.
Meanwhile, Fox likes Sara because she isn't as brazen or bold as her cousins. So Tabitha is angry and leaves them at the house ALONE...
Tabitha is driving though town and notices Amy's car at the local restaurant and then eyes her cousin sitting at a table with two HOTTIES practically throwing themselves at her. She is bearing the attention well, batting her lashes and giving them flirtatious glances. Now Tabitha is furious. Her cousin was supposed to go pick up the black suited, dull FBI agents. And here she sits with two good-looking guys who she must have picked up at the Airport, and abandoned the agents. So Tabitha storms in.
"AMY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU" she yells, "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE AIRPORT OT PICK UP THE AGENTS NOT HOT GUYS!"
Amy and the man in the suit and cowboy hat laugh, but the one with icy blue eyes asks Amy "who is this?"
Amy answers "My cousin Tabitha."
Then she turns to Tabitha and says "Meet Agent Dogget."
The color in Tabitha's face drains and she smiles weakly and sits down beside Amy. Amy, upset that now there is another girl for the boys to drool over says, "Well it is late, I think I should go."
She leaves money on the table and gets up. Justin follows her out of the building.
Stay tuned for PART II: In the morning