Lizzie woke up at 7am with a smile on her face, because today was her first day of high school. Whoo-hoo. She sang to herself "I'm going to high school, I'm going to high school." She was too excited to eat breakfast, and she quickly walked to the bus stop. As she entered the bus, she sat on the seat next to her best friend Miranda. However, on the way into school, the bus driver ran a red light and hit a semi-truck. All the kids on the bus died, including Lizzie. As Lizzie's spirit flew to Heaven, she met Saint Peter up there. She asked if her name was in the book of life, meaning she'd be accepted into Heaven. Saint Peter said "I'm sorry my child, but it's not." Lizzie couldn't understand. She always thought she was a good person. Then she realized she really wasn't. She was a role model to millions and taught such valuable lessons such as: who cares about a guy's personality, as long as he's HOTT you should want to date him. *cough*Ethan Craft*cough* Also she had absolutely no work ethic. Remember the week-long job at the digital bean. Or how about when she became a model... yeah that lasted long. *rolls my eyes* She didn't care that she had a contract and how it would affect other people who worked their butts off. She ruined the fashion show because she was selfish and just didn't feel like being a model anymore. Just like LaLaine didn't care that she had a contract and how it would effect the innocent viewers if she wasn't in the last few episodes. Anyhow... Lizzie wasn't a good person. She was a jealous person. Jealous of Kate. So much so that she said the only reason Kate was a cheerleader was because she stuffed her bra. If she got into heaven, who knows she might be jealous of some people there, and start all sorts of nasty rumors about them. And what kind of girl is Lizzie anyways, not getting a bra until she's 13. Maybe she wanted boys to stare when it was cold out.

Lizzie wasn't a good daughter, she couldn't even be friends with her mom because "oh no, what if her mom tells her the truth about how her grandparents don't always get along." God forbid you stop living in fantasy-land and realize that life isn't always perfect. Or what about the time her Dad wanted to spend some quality time with her. No, she was meeting Ethan then, and that was more important to her. But she felt guilty so wow, she let her dad hang out w/her while she saw Ethan. Gee, I wish I had 2 percent of my daughter's attention too, as she drooled over some guy. And she wasn't a good sister. Remember how she couldn't find Matt when she was babysitting him..

She wasn't even that good of a friend. She said it was the "best Christmas ever" even when her BEST friend Miranda wasn't there. Who cares about life-long friends when you get to hang out with a rock-star. Doesn't she know Steven Tyler has done his fair share of sex, drugs and rock and roll?

But St. Peter said he felt sorry for her and wouldn't send to her Hell. Instead she was going to get reincarnated as a lizard. Not unlike the lizard that DIED when the McGuire's buried it alive. All her lizard friends now refer to her as Lizzie the Lizard. Cute, no?

By the way, Miranda did make it to Heaven. She's cool like that. Gordo's jewish so he made it to Jewish Heaven or whatever jewish people believe. Kate went to Hell of course. Evil-Kate. And Ethan was too stupid to know right from wrong, so he's stuck in Purgatory for forever.