Lessons from the Dark Brotherhood

by SnowSetAfire

A short parody of My Favorite Things, from The Sound of Music. Just a few things I learned in Oblivion.

The cold embrace of my dearest Night Mother

The stylish curves of the black Shrouded Armor

Arrows that fly with a poisonous sting

Dark Brotherhood has taught me some new things

Wrath of Sithis is a quite freaky ghostie

Blood on the Blade of Woe is rather toasty

Shadowmere's so fast she just might have wings

Dark Brotherhood has taught me some new things

Accidents happen to Bosmer in Bruma

Lorkmir's is not safe for addicts of skooma

Parties can get me the Mother's Blessing

Dark Brotherhood has taught me some new things

When the vow breaks

When someone asks

When I'm just plain mad

I simply will follow what Lachance taught me,

Bring glory to the Black Hand!

Author's note: I realize that "When the Vow Breaks" is a wilderness quest that involves killing mere bandits, but there is also the Dark Brotherhood quest, "Broken Vows". I just needed a line that fitted.