"Tomorrow is the biggest report of our lives Cunningham," Howard said grabbing Randy's collar, "of our LIVES."
"And it is going to be the brucest report on moss in the entire class!"
"Astronomy isn't bruce Cunningham, let's just get this over with", he sighed.
Come on Howard, we actually tried this time how bad can it be?"
Suddenly a scream was heard from the distance. They both turned to see people running from Norrisville High. A giant monster smashed through the wall of the high school.
"Go," Howard sighed. "Just don't forget to finish the report!' he yelled while Randy jumped behind a bush to pull up his Ninja mask.
Randy jumped out of the bush, this time as the ninja. "Ninja sprint" he yelled while chasing after the monster. It was a angry looking a dinosaur-like, quadruped stanked monster with blue-green skin with darker patches, narrow red to purple eyes and a large pink, white-spotted flower supported by a thick, brown tree trunk sprouting from it's back. "How did you get stanked? You look like a real 'fungi'." he asked, laughing at his own terrible plant based humor.
"Mediocre zing ninja!" Bucky yelled while hiding in a trashcan. The plant monster swiped at the ninja with slender, whiplike vines, missed, and knocked over Bucky instead.
"What does this guy hold most dear?" he asked himself.
He jumped onto its back and yelled "Ninja hoooooold!" while grabbing on to its tree. The monster trashed around bonking Randy on the head with coconuts from it's tree. Randy let go and fell onto the ground out cold. The monster then leapt through a open school window. After what feels like an eternity, the Ninja eventually came too.
"Aw that's smarts!" He yelled holding his head as stars now circled around it. "Even worse than the time I-" Randy cut himself off when a loud scream erupted from the cafeteria.
Moments later, Cunningham came racing through the cafeteria doors at full speed.
"Sorry...I-I'm...late...guys." Cunningham panted, clearly out of breath.
"What the juice?!" He said, his eyes widening at the sight before him. The monster had completly wrecked the cafeteria and had Morgan and her dance group cornered against the wall.
"What the juice Ninja?" Morgan berated the Ninja as she shot him a evil glare. "It's about time you showed up!"
"How'd this happen anyways?" The Ninja asked, scratching his head trying to deduce the situation.
"All I said to this chick she should rather eat salsa then try to dance it and she explodes into a giant monster?!" Morgan said, her and her dance troop now finding themselves pinned against the wall as the plant monster advanced.
The Ninja noticed a blue bandana on top the plant monster's flower. Scribbly notes pointed to it saying "cut this" and "destank her bro"
"Ninja slice!" He yelled cutting the bandana in half. The monster reversed back into a girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, a pair of pants with one leg rolled up, pale skin, and a short purple jacket.
"You just got destanked!" he laughed; as everyone cheered "NINJA! NINJA! NINJA!".
"Smokebomb!" He exclaimed, throwing a red ball at the ground and disappearing in a puff of red smoke.
(At McFist's lab)
Hannibal McFist slammed the door open. "Viceroy!" McFist yelled, as he walked in snacking on his luch which was a pepperoni hot pocket. "The sorcerers plan didn't work…again, so we need a new plan to destroy the ninja!"
"I have a new invent…" Viceroy said, gesturing towards the cage with laser bars behind him where sat a robot built to look like the Ninja except with yellow lights for eyes, black scarf, and red, metallic skin.
"I have a new invention!" McFist interrupted, taking a bite of the hot pocket. "…go on."
"Anyways, I made-?!"
McFist screamed as the robot inside the cage began to rock it in a fit of fury, making him drop his hot pocket.
"Viceroy, what is that thing?!" McFist shouted again, scrambling away from the cage.
"It's name is Copy-Bot," Viceroy explained, smirking as his creation was scaring his boss. "By scanning and copying the life data on others, be it either robots or organic creatures, Copy-Bot is capable of immediately and flawlessly copying and mimicking other people's combat techniques, fighting moves and even the superhuman abilities unique to specific individuals, such as the Ninja..."
"Go on..." McFist smirked, delighted at how mischievous this robot could be.
"In addition to such powers as Magnetism, ESP, super strength, invisibility etc., his abilities are pratically unlimited." Viceroy added, pushing up his glasses and smiling a smile that only a evil scientist could smile.
"Viceroy,...that's nice and all." McFist asked, looking concerned and pointing at Copy-Bot now trying to naw on the laser bars and break his way out of the cage with no luck. "But why is it absolutely raving mad?!"
"Well you see..." Viceroy nervously said, fidgeting with the lab notes he was holding in his hands. "There was a problem with production..."
"You spilled coffee on it didn't you?!" McFist scolded. "I told you not to put your coffee cup so close to the lab table!"
"Anyways..." Viceroy sighed, rolling his eyes. "Since he's too dangerous to control I just use this."
And with that Viceroy pulled out 2 big bottles, one filled with a glowing blue liquid that was emitting a blue wave of light.
"Simply tag or get your enemies to ingest this photoelectric solution and Copy-Bot will take care of the rest." Viceroy explained, motioning to the bottle. "Be forewarned the effect is temporary and you should not overuse this liquids as they take along time to make!"
"Brilliant Viceroy! Why didn't you... I think of this earlier?" McFist boasted, striking a dignified pose like he had acclompished some great
"I just don't know 'how' you do it, sir." Viceroy sighed, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.
And as if on cue, The door to the lab opened and a snail-like robot poked his head out.
"Shall I ready a trap for the Ninja?"
"Yes, Crystal Snail, but use somebody we hadn't already used yet, that last kid's screaming gave me a headache." McFist replied, still holding his aching head remembering that cry baby goth kid they used in McFist's last brilliant plan to catch the Ninja that involved placing a cake on a target and hiding behind a poorly disguised laser cannon.
Crystal Snail disappeared only to return moments later with a yearbook and tiny reading glasses.
"What about this...Theresa Fowler? I see she hasn't been checked off yet." Crystal Snail asked, after a couple minutes of page skimming. Crystal Snail looked up for a few moments before McFist a slight nod.
"Alright, I'll get right on that sir." Crystal Snail gave a thumbs up and walked out.
"Hey Viceroy, when did you make that robot?" McFist asked, looking puzzled because he had never seen that robot before.
"I just got tired of making Robot Apes." Viceroy remarked, pushing his glasses up. "I thought I'd try something different besides he can regenerate everytime he breaks."
"Thats a good feature." McFist said, nodding in agreement.
After moments of akward silence, McFist and Viceroy walked away going back to whatever they were doing.