ITALY & CLEVERBOT

User: Italy

Cleverbot: Germany

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Pastaaa!~~~~

Cleverbot: ….

User: Why don't you like pasta, ve~?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: I thought you were going to be kind to me. I skipped Germany's training session just so I could talk to you, ve~.…

Cleverbot: YOU SKIPPED WHAT!

User: G-g-G-Germany…. I-i-I-is that you?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: …..Ok…..

Cleverbot: Your dead….. Tomorrow, Germany would kill you.

User: Ehhh! H-he wouldn't do a thing like that… Would he?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No he wouldn't! How would you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I know. Because I can. Because I have connections.

User: Y-y-Y-your creeping me out, ve~…

Cleverbot: I shall haunt you in your sleep….

User: EHH?

Cleverbot: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go drink beer now.

User: Germany! It's you! You know this weird cleverbot told me that your going to kill me tomorrow. Do you know who the cleverbot is, ve~?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: EHHH!

Cleverbot: Goodbye Italy. I shall go to your house and choke you to death. Goodbye.

User: Please don't Germany! Your going to make me cry!

Cleverbot: *Logged Out*

User: Oh No! Germany meant that for real!

What Happened Next:

Italy hides under his bed but Germany still found him. Good thing: Japan was there. He'll save Italy! Bad thing: Japan took pictures of how Germany chokes Italy to his almost-death.

Italy learned his lesson: Never go to cleverbot. EVER!

Thanks to all especially to:

OtakusUnite for allowing me to make this. Hehe! Thanks OtakusUnite!

Ezrudine-Rikamie2! Hi Sensei!

And Toeto0605 for being there for me always!

Thank You All!

Please Review!

And The Next One would be: Japan & Cleverbot

User: Japan

Cleverbot: Greece

Hope you all like it! This is my first!