Miss Hungary's Yaoi club!

Chapter 1: What is Yaoi, Miss Hungary?

Hungary P.O.V
What is Yaoi? It's really simple. Yaoi is boys love. What is Fujoshi? It's a little harder. Fujoshi translated to English means rotten. Fujoshi are women who have a passionate fire for Yaoi and everything about it.

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Act 1: Miss Hungary, what is Yaoi? Olympics version!

It was the 2012 London summer Olympics, and right now I'm resting from a action-packed first day.

"Oh, Miss Hungary!" Sealand cried.

Sealand and Wy both went to The Hungarian waiting room.

I got closer to the two micronations, and I asked. "Why are you two here?"

"To ask a question" Wy proclaimed.

"A question?"

Sealand and Wy asked in the same time "Miss Hungary, what is Yaoi?"

I frooze there. Oh yes, the most wonderful thing Hungary has heard the entire Olympics, As a fujoshi Hungary couldn't countain the squelling, so she did squell, in front of two kids.

"Miss Hungary?" Sealand snapped me out of it.

Hungary almost tripped and then put on a big giant SMILE (more like her rape face though)

"Where did you hear that?" she asked them.

"France kept screaming out that him and my brother would do yaoi some day" Sealand answered.

"Is it some sort of game?" Wy asked.

"More like a drug" I whispered to myself.

"What miss Hungary?" Sealand innocently asked.

"NOTHING!" I yelled.

"Is it food" Sealand asked. "It was chicken soup for a woman's heart" I said with a sad tone to my voice.

"So what's yaoi then?" Wy asked.

'Damn it France! To say that in the olympics! Where people and children could hear you! Damn it!'. "Well you see, Yaoi is another word for Olympics" Hungary lied trying not to make eye to eye contact with them.

"That's AMAZING!" Sealand Cried in joy "Can me and England have Yaoi then!"

WHAT THE HELL!? it's incest! And it makes England a pedophile! I LOVE IT

"Brotherly competion is amazing..." I say, trying not to fangirl.

"SO England's gonna have Yaoi with France later" Wy asked, sort of disturbed.

Suddenly my nose bleeds like nuts. "Are you okay, Miss Hungary" they both ask.

"Peachy" I reply while wiping my nose with the tissue I have in my pocket.

[Fujoshi Tip!]

-Always have an extra box of tissue with you. The everyday life for a normal person may be clean, but when you're a fujoshi, your sight for everything else is different! AND by different, it means ten times more dirty!-

I always was a USUK, but FRUK could work out too if they both try, Or maybe some love for FRANADA... or Prucan, If Prussia really have anything for Mr. Austria.

Japan opens the door trying to search for Sealand. Apparently, England asked him to find Sealand.

"Yes! France and England will have an amazing Yaoi experience!" I yelled with a big giant happy smile.

I stopped smiling when I saw Japan nearly puking. Japan ran out the door, with one hand covering his mouth.

"WAIT JAPAN!" I yelled pulling out my hand "I can explain!".

"Oh, I get it" Wy said "Let's do Sealand" and as soon as she looked at him, he was gone. Even though Sealand was England's brother, he was more like America to me.

Wy put out a big sigh. "where did that idiot go this time..." she left the room and thanked me for my time. Has she left I waved my hand and smiled at her, I hope she ends up like me, a Fujoshi. This may be her first step to being a fujoshi herself.

As soon as I couldn't see her, I put out a sigh of relief, and then I went to check on how Austria was doing and turned on the T.V.

To her suprise she saw the Olympic Updates. And something very unusual came up.

Sealand was beside the queen and was holding the microphone and was announcing.

"Everyone! Let's all have YAOI!"

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Oh, Miss Hungary :3

Act 2: Hungary, When will the Yaoi in the Olympics stop?

Mini Story!

It was still the Olympics... And I was starting to get bored due to the lack of Yaoi. So I decided to mess around with two of the biggest countries in the world, Russia and China.

I saw Russia walking down the halls so I called him out. "Hey Russia" I call.

"What is it Hungary?" he asked, sort of impatiently. I guess he was in a hurry. "You know how to get more medals" I said , that phrase caught all of his attention.

"Who doesn't" he said with a cheerful tone.

"Well, I have a tip on how to get medals" I say with an evil smirk "Just become one with the country with the biggest number of medals. Once you become one with that person, you will get more medals.

"How are you so sure that will work" Russia said returning the evil smile.

"Me and Austria became one" I say with an even eviler smile "I should know all the perks".

Without another word, Russia walked away.

SO I decided to watch the entire thing between Russia and China from the small window.

China was tired from all the games and stayed inside the Asian waiting room. He DID have the most medals so far. And America was chasing him with second place.

"Hello China" A scary yet familliar voice called out to CHina.

It was RUSSIA *.*

China started to panic. He was still very frightened of Russia and how many times Russia was out to get him. Russia even dressed up as a Panda!

China tried to slip away while Russia smiled and giggled with that ['I'm gonna kill you'] aura around him. "Aiya! I have to go Russia" China said "Nice talking to you!"

China ran trying to get to the door. And his eyes sparkled once he touched the doorknob. And he slowly opened the doo-

"Wait!" Russia called.

CHina's back slouched down and he looked back with a worried smile. "What is it?".

"We weren't even talking" he smiled.

China's face turned red and he tried to looked away.

"LET'S GET MARRIED!" Russia exclaimed.

"HUH!?" China yelled.
"But-that's-I'm-I'm MALE and your MALE and we both have to LOVE each other!" China yelled.

Japan suddenly came in the room to look for his bags. He was also Asian!

"I Love you" Russia said to China.

Japan rushed outside as soon as he heard those three words and eight letters.

"WAIT IT'S NOT WHAT IT looks like!" China yelled "I can explain!"

"Can we get married now?" Russia said.

"No! Marrying a male when you're male is wrong!"

"What about Sweden and Finland?" Russia asked. Nice reference to SuFin, Russia. I'm so proud of you!

"Well-I-I" China stuttered and he sighed "Why do you wanna get married anyway"

"To get medals!" Russia yelled with excitment.

"The more I get closer to you, the less I understand you..." China muttered "How does marrying me get you medals?"

"We could become one!"

"just to get medals! You want to become one with me just for that!?"

"nope" Russia put on his biggest smile and whispered to China's ear "I want to get medals, so I don't become one with you. YOU BECOME ONE WITH ME"

China was so scared, he ran away.

"So, I wonder who our best man would be" Russia giggled to himself alone.

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"Maybe it should be Belarus..." ... "Maybe not..."

My first FIC and it's about Hungary :3

Note from Japan

-This year's Olympics are very sexual...