Hello. My name is Hannah Abbott.
No, stop! I know what you're thinking. You were about to click the back button to find a new story that would be of interest to you. Well, to tell you the truth, that probably would have found you a more exciting story, but mine's important too. So are you staying? Great! Now that I have your attention I will continue.
You may not remember me as well as you do Harry, Ronald, or Hermione, and I can tell you why. I am a Hufflepuff. That's right. I'm in the House with the badger. We never win the House Cup or any Quidich games. In other words, we're not the best at anything. We're the House that nobody wants to get into. Why? I don't really know. I guess it's because we're all supposed to be loyal and that's nothing compared to being brave, smart, or ambitious. One may ask, "Why does Hufflepuff even exist if nobody likes it?"
I am not here to answer stupid questions. I am here to answer one question:
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
I know the answer.