Author's Note: Oh hey, Zai-chan here. Today I bring you something that the Akatsuki asked –cough-forced-cough- me to do. So I guess I have no choice but to oblige since it'll be a Tsukiyomi all the way if I refused. I know, I know, it doesn't sound so bad, but to be threatened with 72 hours of Gai…well you know, that can be pretty ugly and basically with that kind of arrangement they can get me to do anything. So here is a little Omake for you guys from the Akatsuki.
Disclaimer: Well basically they said I don't own them, which is true. They also said, it's the other way around…which I think is not true as well.
Itachi: 72 hours of Gai…
Zai: What I meant to say was, I don't own any of the Naruto characters more over the Akatsuki…somehow they seem to be the one who owns me…^^;; -has a hard life-
Prologue: New Base! The Internet! And Fan Letters!
It was a beautiful rainy day as always in the Akatsuki's hideout. And as usual, everyone was keeping their share of work so that the place wouldn't get drenched from all the rain water, so one day the whole organization, without Kakuzu's consent, used up some of the funds in order to revamp their HQ. Kakuzu who was practically fuming over the loss of his beloved money couldn't help but just grunt since it was used for something good.
The lair was now looking much more like a house type kind of complex building, in short, the works. It was a 3 story building now with ten rooms. These rooms were fully furnished with whatever furniture they liked. To start off, lets get a view of Deidara's room.
Deidara's room was pretty the room of an average S-class criminal. There was the king sized canopy bed that he always wanted. The floor was carpeted in pure velvet, and his pillows were extremely soft as well as the mattress. His room had padded walls, soundproofed so in case that he was testing out his "art" no one would hear it. There was also at least five sprinklers in the room just in case everything gets caught in fire. There was just a small window for him to look out of and probably send one of his spider bombs to the next room…Tobi's.
Tobi's room was extravagant. It didn't show his usually childish and goofy side, but something more, sophisticated and elegant. A queen sized bed with very smooth sheets, so smooth that it was soft to the touch. Every drapery was made of silk and to top it off, his room was very much automatic. With just a clap of the hand or a snap of the fingers, lights, music, and television goes on or off. Of course, there were some gaming consoles just in case some people get interested to see him in his room. After all he had to keep his, "Tobi is a good boy!" Image.
Sasori's room looked very spacious. That was because of his puppets. There were minimal number of beds in his room just enough to fit his precious and most favorite puppets. Hiroku didn't have a bed though as well as the third Kazekage. They had glass cases instead to insure that they don't get dirtied and that no one touches them. Glass cases and lasers. If anyone dared touch those two, the alarm would set off and that person would be in for a very nasty surprise.
Itachi's room was very much like a replica of his old room back when he was in Konoha. There was just this simple bed, although a lot of pillows. The floor was made with varnished wood, no carpet as he didn't like that luxury. There were was a table and a dresser much like any room and a book shelf where he kept most of his books. There was an add on though. There was a small fridge in his room containing his adored sweets. Itachi to some extent likes them.
Kisame's room was well…very neat. Neater than the others' to be exact. With his Macho image as well as with his usual tendencies to severe other people's limbs you'd be surprised to see such a clean and well kept room. It wasn't as luxurious as Deidara's and it was very much pretty close to Itachi's. Aside from the loss of the fridge, it was practically the same build.
Hidan's room was. Should we even go there? Well why not. There were a heap of rosaries lying around. It looked more like a shrine than a room. The only factor that could have made it a room was that it had a bed and a coffee table. Usually the smell of blood was lingering about. It wasn't very pleasant, and opposite from Kisame, the immortal's room was a bloody mess…literally.
Kakuzu's room is styled in a minimalist way since he was the one who valued money more than anything. To be exact, his room looked like one of the rooms in some cheap hotel. 'Nuff said.
Zetsu's room was very refreshing. There were some plants that "guarded" the door and the view from his window was the forest area. But then again, his room was as simple as Itachi's. Than again…he spends his time more at the green house rather than his room.
Konan and Pein's room are separate of course but no one knows how both looked like. Somehow there was just some bad vibes and chakra coming into their room. And Pein always showed up whenever there was someone attempting to go into Konan's room uninvited. Those two were just secretive like that.
There was an eleventh room at the ground floor. The basement, more appropriately called the dungeon. You all know what that's good for right? So no need to elaborate.
All rooms are air conditioned to Kakuzu's dismay thus almost half of the savings depleted in just one go.
The kitchen is their favorite hang out, almost making it like a lounge of some sort. Akatsuki, the S-class criminal organization loved their food.
And of course, to such a wonderful new base came the technology that was very much talked about. You think Akatsuki is gonna be left behind? Not a chance.
"Internet…un?"
A clueless blonde asked as he saw the raven haired Uchiha by some weird looking contraption which had a monitor and a keyboard.
"Its called a computer Deidara."
Itachi spoke in his passive tone as he clicked on the mouse, obviously browsing the net.
"I know what its called! I'm not stupid! Un!"
Deidara shouted in Itachi's ear literally making the Akatsuki Uchiha flinch by a degree and instantly making his Sharingan activated.
"So the P.C finally came. Who assembled it? Better be no service charge."
The low voice of the Akatsuki treasurer was heard as he peered over the Uchiha's shoulder, looking at what he was doing. Itachi merely pointed to the kitchen where a tall blue guy was standing and by the looks of it cooking even.
"Fuck yeah, I smell some fucking cookies!"
Kakuzu rolled his eyes as he heard the most annoying sound of cuss and curses. Hidan had just waltzed after him.
"And your not getting any for making a hole in my wall."
Kisame grunted angrily, he had to be the one to fix it. He happens to be the one who fixes everything as well, and with his expertise even he assembled the computer that Itachi was using.
"Shut up bitch! I'm gonna get cookies or I'll offer that fuckwad ass of yours to Jashin."
"I'll rip you apart."
"Shut up Hidan. Kisame just give him some damn cookies or else he wont shut up."
"I knew it Kakuzu I knew you liked me."
"Like I said, shut up."
"Aww come on, you don't have to be shy around me."
"I'll pay you to let me rip Hidan apart."
"Deal."
"Fucking dick! Whose side are you on bitch!"
"The one with money."
Their bickering had stopped upon the entrance of another figure, one that gave off such devious chakra. Waving Hidan and Kakuzu to the side and getting Kisame to go back to his backing, the new comer gently pushed Itachi and Deidara to the side while grabbing a chair and started typing on the Address box. The others who are currently present looked at the monitor as well and saw a website.
"And what the hell is this?"
Hidan asked as he looked over at the layout which resembled the pattern on their cloaks. There were also Chibi faces of them that were lined into two with five members each.
"It's an Akatsuki website. Tobi made it in one of that Internet Café in some village a few days ago."
Pein uttered as he took hold of the mouse and clicked on the word "Fan Letters." The whole, along with Kisame who had just finished baking looked at the page as it loaded and when it did, they were quite surprised to see their chibi faces again along with some numbers on the left side.
"And what does those numbers mean, un?"
Deidara asked as he looked at the leader.
"Number of fan mail you have."
He explained briefly.
"Let's open one."
Itachi suggested and took the mouse from the Akatsuki leader. With everybody agreeing, he clicked on the Chibi Kisame.
"Hey why mine."
He asked incredulously.
"Don't complain."
Itachi answered.
"Fish face has some fans? Freaking weird. Must be some delirious fuck on weed."
Hidan spoke which just earned him a glare making him grunt some profanities.
"Lets see, its from, Pawingcat28."
Dear Kisame,
Do you really have to be blue? And does that skin tone even attract the girls?
-Pawingcat28
And with that all eyes were on him.
"Its not like its my fault I'm blue…"
"Well go ahead and answer it.(un)"
They all suggested. With a nod, Kisame took control of the Keyboard and began typing.
Dear Pawingcat28,
Yes I really have to be blue since I was born blue. And it doesn't concern you if it does unless you're a girl. Plus, I'm pretty in blue.
-Kisame
Clicking on the send button, he finally sent his reply to his very first fan mail.
"Pretty in blue, un? I thought you were disheartened by being blue, un."
Deidara asked, a bit bewildered.
"…"
After that they continued on reading their fan mails, practically fighting over whose gonna be reading and answering next. But before they could open the next mail, the door suddenly banged open and…
Tobi: Please send in your questions and letters for the whole Akatsuki Organization and we'll do our best answering them for you! And by Akatsuki we also mean Sasuke and his little group of friends! So don't be shy! Just send in your questions in forms of review! Plus…-unclasps his mask and shows his real face, showing a difference from his usual exuberant self- I'll also answer your questions. –smirks before putting his mask back on- Akatsuki needs some love! Show us how much you love us! And remember…TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! XDDD
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A/N: And there you have it, just like what Tobi said, the whole Akatsuki is expecting some love. And basically they want to answer your questions and your letters. So don't be shy. ^^