To Hell With This.
Disclaimer: I do not own POT.
An Tachibana did NOT expect this, who would.
Fate is just cruel. Why? Why? Why God Why? Why must I be permanently stuck to the gravel?
"Hey you."
"Eh? Who are you?" An peered up to look at a short haired boy in dark robes. "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past." How sarcastic.
"…Uh…."
"Look your dead, okay?"
"Eh? Eh? EH!"
The boy covered his ears, "Look your dead, squashed underneath that truck's wheels."
"You can be a little considerate here; I mean….wait, does that mean I'm a-"
"Ghost, dead being, humans depict them as heartless creatures who torture the living."
"But why! I can't die yet! I'm 15!"
"Yeah, well I'm 250 years old okay."
"But I donated to charity! Why does God want me to die?"
"You donated 15 dollars…."
"Look Mr. Ghost of Christmas Past, this is a mistake put me back in my body!"
"I'm not the ghost of Christmas Past you dolt! My names Shishido and I'm a shinigami, I'm here to take you to the Gate, besides if I put you back in your body, you'll just die again."
"The Gate? Does that mean I'm going to Heaven? So it does pay to donate."
"What do I look like? Fate's receptionist? I don't decide that stuff, I'm just suppose to take you to the Gate."
"So how does it work?"
"Ask Fate's receptionist, not me!"
(Near the Gate)
"Ano…this is the park…"
"I know it's the park! Now hurry up!"
The duo walked on, and appeared in front of a forest she never actually noticed before.
"Come on." He tugged An into the forest.
(An Hour Later)
"Yo Shishido! Long time no see!"
"Saya, I just saw you 10 hours ago."
"Oh right. I assume this is An Tachibana?"
"Aa."
"Alright, well it seems like your going to Hell."
"WHAT! I donated 15 dollars."
"What do I look like? Lucifer's receptionist? When you get to Hell ask the receptionist."
The woman handed a ticket to Shishido.
"Did Lucifer change receptionists AGAIN?"
"Yeah, I believe the last one threatened all the workers."
Saya glanced at An, "Don't worry, Hell isn't what humans depict it as."
Shishido snorted "Far from it. Mortals are so stupid."
"Now, now I'm sure Ohtori-kun would not like to hear that."
He turned beet red, "S-sh-shut up, hurry up! Go to Hell already."
He walked up to a giant tree and pressed the ticket against the tree.
Saya ushered her closer, "Come now nothing to be afraid of! Though, poor thing, Hell is so boring!"
An gaped at the giant door slidding open.
"Crap."
Shishido nudged her in, "Have fun in Hell!" He hollered after her.
"This is not happening."
A/N: This is a preview chapter of one of my future works! R and R if you wish to see it continue! Actually I might continue anyways……