Sgt. Calhoun paced back and forth only pausing to toss the pregnancy test into the garbage.
'"How am I going to tell him?"
Knock
Knock,
"Honey bunches? Everything all right?"
Speak of the Devil…
"Yes, I mean no, I… I-I mean, can you come in?" The Sgt. requested, momentarily tripped over her words.
Felix hastily debated whether or not to comply. When he finally pushed the door open, he found the Sgt. sitting on the toilet, head resting in her hands.
"Sweetie, what's-"
"Felix I'm pregnant."
"Wrong."
'Pregnant? How could-'
He caught something shining brightly in the corner of his eyes.
His hammer.
Is eyes widened in awe as he glanced between it and his wife.
"I can fix it?"
Okay, so I noticed some of you didn't quite get it.
It's kind of... um... implied abortion.
He can fix it, he would tap his hammer and the baby would be gone.
I know, it's pretty effed up, but honestly, I've seen more offensive things on FanFiction.
Also, this was loosely based on a picture where he says the exact same thing, so yeah.
But, if you don't feel comfortable about it, just tell me and I'll take down the story, because I didn't really think about how people would take this.
So yeah, just inbox me or review saying 'Please take this down.' or something and I will do it with no fuss.
Cross my heart.
But uh yeah, thanks guys, your awesome. :)