PURPLUX PLAN RPG

Purple Link was sitting on his throne in Hyrule waiting to see if the rebellion would strike again. He needed a plan to get rid of them, but what? He decided to think until someone walked into his room. Hunterspire meandered into the throne room, idly playing with the hilt of her sword. "Things seem to be stirring up." She called as she approached Purple Link's throne. "I bet they'll try to attack at night. Again. So predictable." She plopped down beside him on a chair of equal quality, leaning on one of its arms. "Got any plans yet?"

"To tell the truth, no. Probably they'll be as sly as ever and attack when our guards at the lowest. There has to be some way to beat them." Said Purple Link with seriousness all over him. "We need to stop them before they convince more people to rebel. But what, BUT WHAT DO WE DO?!!!" Purple link started screaming as he looked outside at his small town.

Hunter quickly smacked him across the face. "WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING IF WE JUST SCREAM !! " She laughed as her voice echoed with a reverberation. "Just think about it: they'll attack when our guards are most vulnerable. It's always that way!" She looked down at the town below, watching with eagle-sharp eyes the people who slinked through the alleys and the shadows. "I betcha we can follow some of those guys." She suggested, quickly climbing out of the window and jumping to a nearby terrace.

Just as Hunterspire said that, Purple link had jumped out the 4th story building window and seemed to be soaring through the air. "Just like old times Hunter?" Chuckled Purple link as he started silently stalking the people slinking into alleys.

Hunterspire snorted quietly and jumped to another rooftop, her eyes following a man headed for the back of a tavern. "Just like old times." She crept to the other side of the rooftop and slid down the side onto a pile of barrels. She peeked around the corner and saw the man shove a crate to the side. Not much to her surprise, a hidden tunnel was underneath. When the man disappeared into the dark hole, Hunter checked for Purple Link and then went in herself.

Purple Link had seen Hunter do this so he followed straight in without a trace. "It's dark in here" Whispered Purple link into Hunters ear very softly. Purple link slowly went forward until he saw a light. A man then covered the light and asked him who he was. Knowing the man couldn't see him completely in this darkness, Purple Link said he was David Ampel, who he knew to be a member of the rebellion. The man slid back and let him and Hunter through.

Just to ruffle the guard up, Hunter winked at him playfully and flared her hips from side to side. When she and Purple Link rounded a turn, she stopped her act and started to laugh silently as she spied the guy pulling at his collar. "Yeah, right. I'm not even all that pretty, am I?" She whispered into her companion's ear. She then heard voices up ahead, accompanied by a growing light. Yep, there was definitely a Rebellion Order taking place. She silently unsheathed her sword and pressed the flat to her leg. It made a barely audible click and latched in place. Her sword could be ready in an instant, hidden underneath her pant leg. She filed into the room with Purple Link, trying to look as rebellious as possible -- if that could really be done.

"It's okay, as long as we don't do anything obvious to show that were part of the Purplux, they won't attack, so just lower the weapon for now. Purple Link walked up to who seemed to be leading this rebellion. "Sorry mate I just got here, so could you tell me the plan for attacking the Purplux? Hic!" asked Purple Link; pretending t be drunk so the guy would expect even less because of his voice.

NPC: "You didn't hear? Were attacking them in 55 minutes, about the time Purple Link takes his shower. He'll be off guard then"
"Of course that stupid Purple Link will be off guard then." Said Purple Link. But he tripped on the leader; revealing his purple cloak and his cover was blown. "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE HUNTERSPIRE! THERE'S TOO MANY FOR US TO TAKE DOWN!!"

Hunterspire unhitched her hidden sword. "FUCK!" She quick stabbed an oncoming rebel and dashed back down the tunnel. She heard yells of anger and cries of pain as she heard her friend battle his way out. The guard at the entrance turned to her and waved stupidly. But then he heard the sounds of conflict and saw the sword in Hunter's hand. He gulped and tried to run away, but Hunter quick cut him down. "Sorry, but I've got places more important to go!"

She scrambled out of the tunnel and jumped back onto the tavern rooftop, readying her bow. "C'mon, Purple link..." She whispered. Hopefully he got out. He had been pretty deep in the crowd. She was determined to shoot down any in pursuit of her friend.

Purple Link was still inside being cornered by about 20 of these guys. "IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU TO HELL WITH ME!!" Screamed Purple Link as he leaped over all of them and killed 3 of them with quick head jabs before running to the exit. "Hunterspire, WHERE ARE YOU?!" screamed Purple Link as he was tackled by about 5 of the rebels.

"Your days end here, Purple Link!! Your reign shall end NOW!!!!" Screamed the ringleader of the rebels.

Hunterspire didn't see anybody come out. Her face started to flush, and she didn't think sitting there was a good idea. Flinging her bow and quiver aside, she sprinted back into the tunnel and stumbled over the dead guard. She heard the muffled cries of Purple Link and cursed. She came back to the room and saw him under a pile of rebels. "GET BACK!" She yelled, killing 3 of the rebels pinning her friend down. She twirled around, cutting 2 more across the stomach. Then she pulled a small dagger and simultaneously hacked at the swarming enemies. She quickly pulled Purple Link back to his feet.

The ringleader jumped at her with a broadsword of some sort, trying to hack her head off. She ducked, causing the sword to dig into the dirt wall with a dull thud. She then kicked him down and pinned him. Seeing that it might all end then and there, the rebel grabbed Hunterspire by the ankle and tossed her aside. "Move out, to Goose's Nest!" He cried, scrambling to his feet and dashing down the tunnel. Without second thought, the rest of the men followed.

Hunterspire got up and rubbed her elbow. "Goose's Nest? They use a code system? And they know when you take your shower? The rebellion is smarter than I thought." She spat, sheathing her sword.

"Damn it all, how could I let myself get jumped like that? No matter, we must find out where they are going." Purple Link said. He ran out of the tunnel only to find that everything was silent. "DAMN IT! Who knows when they'll slip up again? Well, at least we managed to kill some." Purple Link went through peoples wallets, stealing their rupees and credit cards. Then he found an interesting map in the guard's pocket. "Map to Gooses Neat" Read Purple Link. "Well, it looks far, about 120 miles away. You ready for the challenge Hunter?" Asked Purple Link as he ran outside and started dashing ahead like a little 6 year old dashes towards their mom when they're scared.

Hunterspire shouted, "Hey!" And chased after him. "Where are we going? Which way does the map point? Who knows, Goose's Nest could mean the ringleader's momma's house down on the coast. Or a secret fortress on Death Mountain. Or --" She snatched the map away from him and studied it for a few moments. There was a gold mine of information. "We could ruin the rebellion immediately with all this crap! Shouldn't we gather an army first?" She asked, catching Purple Link by the wrist.

"You know how I am. I'm going to do some snooping. Come on, it'll be just like sneaking around the Forest Temple. Hiding until we are found out, and then we start shanking. I say we go, and then once we get enough info, we come back. If they just see a huge army approaching, they'll know that they need to hide. Now if we know where they'll be at all times, we can easily send a small fleet in to take care of them on a surprise attack. What do ya think Hunter?" Asked Purple link.

"Yeah, you're right." She replied. "Sounds like a lot more fun, anyway." She added with a smile. Her belly rumbled and she immediately headed for a nearby apple tree. She climbed the branches, reaching for the best fruit. She plucked one and stuck it in her mouth and then threw one to Purple Link. "May as well give our stomachs something to grind for a while!" She called from the branches; devouring the apple in seconds. She picked an armful more of apples and put them in her satchel. "Alright, I'm ready. You?" "Of course. When have I not been?" answered Purple Link as he started running along side Hunter towards this "Goose Nest."

As they were running Purple link couldn't help but remember that one fateful night.

"COME ON PURPLE, WERE ALMOST THERE. STOP PICKING UP THE DAMN RUPEES!!" screamed Green Link at Purple for picking up rupees around the place.

"You know what Green; I can do what I want." Purple Link retorted.

"If you want to go lollygag around, go for it; but were on an important mission so you're gonna screw us." It happened so quickly. One second Green was fine. The next he had been shanked in the throat, and was dead.

"Purple, you killed him!" Said Blue, and then he was killed.

"Please don't kill me purple! I didn't do anything" But Purple already decided to kill Red.

"I can't believe it" Said Purple link as he was running alongside Hunter towards their destination.

Hunterspire did a double take as something flashed across Purple Link's face. She was about to ask, but left it alone. Running side by side along a path they barely knew into something they probably would never finish reminded her of when she first decided to travel all her life. She had no idea where she was and knew nobody in the world. She had been ambling through the town she 'lived in' and four boys were running past. They were whizzing about, jumping off buildings, leaping over each other. And one had slowed to a stop. He had turned to her. A smile was stretched across his face. He looked so happy. And free. And that freedom could be lost if the rebels got their way. Hunter was running alongside that boy, from who knows how long ago?

"I swear, we're gonna get to Goose's Nest tomorrow!" She shouted, pumping her fist into the air. "C'mon, act like you have a pair of Pegasus boots!"

After about 10 hours of traveling, Purple link decided to set up camp and sleep. "Do you think we'll ever be able to take care of these rebels Hunter? Somehow I feel like we'll never be able to stop them. The always seem to come back. Let's make a promise. No matter how hard we try, no matter what happens, we will stop these rebels from taking over the land of Purplux."

Hunterspire sat down in the grass and looked at the purple Link. "No matter what happens!" She replied. She gazed up at the stars, which were starting to appear in the sky. "Man, I'm tired!" She yawned and leaned against a tree, not daring to make a fire that could possibly alert the rebels. She gazed at the stars some more, and a thought seeped into her head. "Hey, Purple Link, what do you think happened to Green, Red, and Blue? You're all the same person, so what happens? Do they simply cease to exist? Are they floating around? Or are they in you?" The thought surprised her. She wondered what it would be like to have others living inside of you.

"Um, I'm not sure what happened to them. Maybe they're living inside me. Maybe they've simply gone to the afterlife. Who knows? Let's just get some much needed rest." Only Purple link knew the real truth, and with that Purple link went to sleep.

Hunterspire wondered about it some more, and fell asleep on the idea. ...Where are you? Green, Red, Blue?...