Hello! ^^ well I would like to start by saying, I finally got my own computer! Up until now i have been writing on an Ipod. So now, I will write with less errors~! okay! Moving on to story related stuff!

This story is somewhat crack. So some of it wont make sense.

This is not my best work. In fact, I didn't even elaborate my ideas fully before i started writing this so ... deal with it.

This will notbe smut. I can't write smut. I refuse to write smut.

Now enjoy!

"Truth or Dare?" the Scot asked the American with a smug grin.

you see, after the world meeting conferences countries tend to get together in the hosts room. This is more likely an opportunity to get drunk off their asses than any thing else.

Since this month was being held in Scotland, most decided that its better to stay in their hotel rooms instead. A few people did show up though. That being, America, The Kirkland Brothers (except wales) and the bad touch trio.

"Well, me being the hero and-" America started but was cut off by England. "just answer the question, twat!"

"I was getting to that!" the "hero" proclaimed, "I choose.. Dare!"

The Scot smirked and replied, "Well. Go have sex with Wales."

France looked like he wanted to get in on that action when England gave him "the look". France then shut the fuck fuck and grabbed him by the wrist. France took England to the nearest bedroom. God knows what went on in there. there was screaming though. lots of screaming. Followed by Prussia and Spain entering the room. Poor England. Poor, poor England.

"Okay." with that the american bolted out the room and went to the ocean.

_-crack time-_

America went down to the ocean and bent down close to the ocean and made a low frequent sound that only whales could hear. suddenly a whale showed up and America "polity" asked it to have sex with him. the whale agreed and they descended under the waves.

America was going to position himself on top, but then the whale shoved America to the bottom and showed him who's boss.

To put it simply, it was the best sex America had in a long time.

The next day:

Wales finally showed up to the world meeting conference. Prussia, Spain, and Scotland came over and greeted him.

" How was your trip to Florida?" Prussia said chuckling slightly.

"I never been to Florida.." Wales said.

"..How did you like your taste of America?" Prussia tried again hoping he would get a hint.

"Well, his foods pretty goo-"

"How was you sex with america?" Scotland put simply and bluntly.

The Welsh man blushed and argued "I didn't have sex with him!"

"What?!" the Scot exclaimed,"He said he did!"

Just then America walked by. "Sup, dudes?"

"You said you had Sex with him!"

"What? No, dude, i said i had sex with a whale!"

"I meant Wales! The country!"

"You mean.. I..?"

"Aye."

"... Totally worth it!"

So not really crack.. oh well!^^ reviews will be appreciated! I think I will do a few updates next week for "Dear Whoever," and i think the last (still not sure) update for TTF. thanks for reading! Bye~!