Bleach Gaiden:
The Karakura Superhero Story
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
Okay, this is my first fanfic so go easy on me. And, I don't remember exactly what happened in the Karakura Superhero episodes (I forgot what episode number they were, but I know there were at least 2) so If something doesn't fit, just tell me.
Chapter 1
The Karakura Superhero Power Hour!
Ichigo Kurosaki had just woken up when the knock came.
"Ehhh," Was all Ichigo could say when he saw the strange visitor.
A strange looking man, wearing sunglasses and a long fur cape was smiling up at Ichigo. Could it be Don Kanonji?
"Oh, its been awhile Ichigo! BWAHAHAHAHA"
Yep, it was definitely Don Kanonji.
"What are you doing here?" Ichigo asked, annoyed.
"Are your sister's home?"
"Why? What are you planning to do?"
The boy doesn't know Don thought well, if he doesn't, he isn't going to…
"I wanna ride them around town," he lied.
Wrong choice of words
"YOU FREAK!" Ichigo squealed "How dare you perv!"
"Perv..?" Don was confused. Then he realized "No not like tha--"
Ichigo let loose the strongest punch he could muster straight at the spirit medium. It hit Don square in the jaw, who flew straight into the back of his limo. He limped out and crawled back to the door.
"Aghh, you got… stronger…" Don muttered weakly.
"Don't ever get near my sisters you got tha- -"
"Ichigo!" A small voice yelped. Ichigo turned around and saw Yuzu, his youngest sister running down the stairs.
"What are you doing to Mr. Kanonji?"
"Has this man done anything weird with you, Yuzu?" Ichigo demanded, "Like, with you and Karin?"
Yuzu started to remember about the days when she went with her sister, Karin, two other kids who worked at a nearby store and Don himself, and fought against 'ghosts' that she couldn't see.
"Yeah, we did do something weird. But it was fun!"
"FUN!?" Ichigo turned bright red, Don began to turn around and run. Ichigo grabbed him by the cape and gave him an uppercut. Don flew high into the air and on the top of the limo.
"I didn't do anything wrong!" Don pleaded as he saw Ichigo walking towards him, cracking his knuckles.
"Ichigo, stop," Yuzu screamed "Don't hurt him!"
"Okay Yuzu! What exactly did you do with this guy?" Ichigo demanded.
"We ummm…" Yuzu began but Don rang in.
"No! Don't tell him!"
"Oh, so THAT'S what you did!?" Ichigo tore of Don's cape and tied it around his neck. "You're gonna pay!"
"Gackk… okay Karakura Yellow…," Don stammered, gasping for air, as his face turned purple, then blue and then bright pink "Tell, the boy. Tell… guhhh… him"
"We fight ghosts!"
Ichigo looked impressed, "Ghosts? I thought you couldn't see them"
"Well Karin can, and the two other kids could too!"
"Other kids," Ichigo put his hands on his chin, "what other kids?"
"I think you know them, Jinta and Ururu. They work at the Urahara Shop"
"Those brats…" Ichigo knew them all right, that red headed brat and that other kid.
"Yes! We were the Karakura Superheroes!" Don shot up off the floor, his face reverted to its normal color.
"But lately there have been a shortage of ghosts," He shot a wink at Ichigo, knowing of Ichigo's occupation as a Shinigami. "And I don't wanna let the Karakura Heroes be forgotten! So I got us a TV show!"
"Really, me, on TV," Yuzu squealed, stars in her eyes "That would be great!"
"Yeah, so, where's your sister?" Don asked wondering why Karin didn't come down during his painful beating a few minutes ago.
"She's at a soccer tournament" Ichigo answered.
"Ah, oh well. We can work around that" Don assured, "Ichigo, can I have your permission to take Yuzu to the TV station and introduce her to the show's executives?"
"Okay, I guess," Ichigo said, running his hand through his bright orange hair, "But, no funny business. I mean it."
"You have my word!" Don said, pounding his chest. He turned to Yuzu, "Come! We must recruit the team!"
Jinta was supposed to be sweeping the yard of the shop. Instead, he was having the same fantasy of being a great baseball player, using his broom as a bat.
"Whoo! Another Jinta homerun! The crowd goes wild!" He screamed.
"Wow, get original why don't you" Ururu, his co-worker, muttered.
""What did you say, Ururu!?" Jinta said face turning redder than his already fiery red hair.
"Nothing" She spoke up.
"That's what I thought." Jinta said, turning his head up.
Then the limo rolled up.
"Ahh! A limo! Here to take me away to the land of fame!" Jinta yelled.
"Yeah sure…" Ururu sounded sarcastic. Jinta shot her an evil look. "I mean, yeah sure!"
"That's what I thought"
Don Kanonji stepped out of the back seat of the limo with Yuzu, the sister of that orange-haired Shinigami who always looked angry with the world. Jinta felt his heart beat. He had a little crush on Yuzu when they fought Hollows together.
"Guess what, Heroes!?" Don yelled. "As members of the Karakra Superheroes, I am going to make you part of the upcoming TV show based on us!"
"TV!?" Jinta yelled, "See, Ururu? I told you the limo was coming to make me famous!"
"Well, I was a hero too…" Ururu muttered.
"You will come too, Karakura Pink!" Don laughed, "BWAHAHAHA!"
"Wait, where's the other girl?" He turned you Yuzu, "I mean, your sister."
"Karin unfortunately couldn't make it," Don answered for Yuzu "We're going to the station without her!"
"So, does that make me red!?"
"Why not!?" Don laughed again, "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Jinta felt so happy he laughed too, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yuzu, caught up in the moment, joined in "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ururu just stood there. But she was laughing on the inside.
"Come, Heroes!" Don yelled, "To the station!"
Alright I'm done. Okay these are my policies:
1. No flaming please? It's hurtful and annoying.
2. Even though I hate flaming, I encourage constructive critiscsm.
Anyhow, I hoped you liked it.
