Announcer 1: Hey-hey-hoo! Are you eating all your green vegetables to get
nice and strong? Super! ^.^ I'm Keroberos, beast of the seal, and I'm much
more handsome than this guy. .;
Announcer 2: . Merble. Merblemerblemeef.
Kero-chan: Yeah, same to you, buddy!
Mina: -_-; *sigh* Boys.. could we start here? I'm going to miss my intro.
Kero-chan: Fine, fine. Welcome to --..He stole the microphone!
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merblemeefmerb!
Mina: Aw, thanks, sweetie! *walks onstage in the usual short skirt and tight blouse and giggles adorably* Welcome to the fifth edition of the Bishounen Dating Game! As always, I'm your super fun, super-sexy, strangely- single host, Mina Greenspell! *strikes a pose* We have a big treat for y'all today! Phibby's back, and he's all recovered from his nervous breakdown, according to his psychotherapist ^_^;; C'mon out, Phibby!
*Phibrizzo wanders out slowly, peeking around the curtains and rushing behind Mina, peeking behind her leg*
Mina: o.o Are you trying to peek up my skirt?
Phibrizzo: o_o; God no.
Mina: . So now I'm ugly?
Phibrizzo: o.o;;
Gourry: . You should stop talking, Faberge. You can't win.
Phibrizzo: u.u *eye twitch*
Mina: . It's good to have you back.
Phibrizzo: I'm on heavy anti-psychotics ^_^
Schuldich: . We should try those for Farfie.
Crawford: -_- We did, remember? He was eating them like M&M's.
Schuldich: o.o Oh yeah. He sure was happy, though.
Mina: O.o; So anyway.. our bachelorette!
*Hope walks out and sits down. A nametag on her shirt says "I'm only here 'cause I sucked up to BM, and damn proud of it!". She beams and waves*
Hope: ^.^ Hello, my people!
Mina: . -Your- people?
Hope: ^-^ *nods*
Mina: -_- You've been onstage for 30 seconds and already you're having an ego trip. It took Merblemikey two shows to have one. . *eyes her*
Hope: I'm cuter ^-^
Merblemikey: Merble! .
Kero-chan: . I agree with her, y'know --....PUDDING! WAI! *digs into it and promptly falls asleep, snoring loudly, still clinging to the spoon. Merblemikey holds up a bottle of heavy-duty sleeping pills and merrs, taking control of the microphone.*
Mina: *shakes her head, muttering* Let's just bring out our first bachelor and may God have mercy on his soul.
Farfie: .;; *hisses, sitting down and licking his knives, holding them protectively, his arms all bandaged up*
Phibrizzo: o.o;; Miss Mina, I'm scared.
Mina: *pats him* Don't worry, I'm sure he's....um.. in good company with you.
Nagi: *waves his "Go, Farfie!" sign, beaming* ^_^
Mina: o.o Welcome, Bachelor number one.
Farfie: Top o' the marnin' to ye.
Mina: o.o No comment.
Phibrizzo: Come on out, Bachelor number two!
*Marron boots a burly blonde haired German onstage and storms off, grumbling.*
Gateau: ^.^ Call me, Marron-sama!
Marron: -_-;
Mina: o.o Wow. Marron really gets around, doesn't he?
Hope: o.o You mean it's not Marron?
Mina: . Sorry.
Hope: u.u You promised me Marron.
Mina: Yeah, life's a bitch that way.
Hope: *mumbling* Life's not the bitch. You are.
Mina: . What was that?
Hope: ^_^; Nothing. *squeaks as her left pigtail suddenly ignites, frantically blows it out*
Mina: ^_^ v
Phibrizzo: o_o *slowly inches away*
Carrot: Hey! I think they're gonna fight! LESBIANS! *gets out his binoculars*
Hope: . I AM NOT A DYKE! *throws a mallet at him*
Carrot: *gets hit and flies off the seat. His binoculars fly across the room and shatter* u.u I sent in three box tops for those. Now all I have are my X-Ray glasses and my Sea Monkeys.
Marron: -_-;
Mina: -_-; Welcome back, Phibrizzo.
Phibrizzo: u.u *takes more of his anti-psychotics*
Mina: Well, come on out, number three.
Syaoran: *whining, standing backstage* I can't do it.
Tomoyo: Mr. Tsukishiro is in the audience. He came just to see you, you know. *sighs* I guess I'll have to break the news to him.
Syaoran: O_O *runs out, knocking Farfie off his stool and sitting on it, cheeks bright red*
Yukito: *waves, utterly oblivious as always* ^.^
Mina: o.o; You okay, Bachelor one?
Farfie: o.x I fell on my knife. *smiles and licks the blood up.* ^.x Yay!
Mina: O.o;
Crawford: -_-;
Syaoran: *overly enthusiastic* HELLO, MISS MINA! IT IS GOOD TO BE HERE!
Mina: o.o Not -that- good, Bachelor number three.
Toya: *mutters* Brat.
*Syaoran and Toya glower at each other until Yuki gives Toya a cute little bunny kiss, and then Toya sticks his tongue out at the brat, and goes back to his Yuki.*
Mina: ^.^ So now that the contestants are all accounted for, let's begin. Read the first question, Hopie.
Kero-chan: *snores loudly into the microphone *
Hope: o.o; I can't read with that in the background.
Mina: ^_^ Merblemikey.. sweetie, could you?
Merblemikey: Merble! Meef-merb. *whaps Kero-chan upside the head *
Kero-chan: Mm. .. Right there, Yue.. Just like that.
Yue: o_o;
Sakura: o_o;; Hoee!
Merblemikey: .; *hits him again *
Kero-chan: *snort * Huh? ^_^;; Oh! And we're back!
Mina: o.o; We never left.
Kero-chan: o.o;; Oh. ^_^;;
Hope: *clears her throat and looks at the index cards * Bachelor number one.
Farfie: Aye?
Hope: I hate random gropings. What would you say is your biggest pet peeve?
Farfie: *ponders a moment and then smiles * God. 'e's always after me lucky charms.
Crawford: -_-;
Hope: o.o;
Mina: Huh. That's the second Lucky Charms reference in the Bishounen Dating Game.
Phibrizzo: Well, they -are- magically delicious.
Lina: Told you!
Hope: What about you, Bachelor Number Two?
Gateau: *hops off of his stool, almost knocking over the other two as he flexes his muscles * Unbeautiful people, like Carrot. *looks over to see Marron looking adoringly at Carrot * -_-; What's he got that I don't?
Mina: *hums 'If I only had a brain' *
Gateau: .;
Mina: ^.^
Hope: -_- Looks like you picked the cream of the crop, Mina..
Mina: ^_^ You could always have -me-.
Hope: *pause * .. Bachelor number three! Your answer?
Syaoran: *grumble * I hate it when Sakura-chan makes me put on my Sleeping Beauty costume.
Sakura: ^_^;
Schuldich: Ooh, Brad-sama, you know what that reminds me of?
Crawford: -_- I'm not having sex with you in the green room, Schuldich.
Schuldich: *pout * Why not? Everyone else got to.
Crawford: -_-; We'll discuss this later. The -other- crazy redhead is looking at us funny.
Lina: o_o; *stare *
Merblemikey: Merblemerblemeef!
Mina: -_- No, you can't have the crazy bachelor.
Merblemikey: u.u Meef.
Hope: -_- I'm starting to think that none of them are all there.
Mina: Well, it's the fifth edition. I had to choose -someone-. Beggars can't be choosers, y'know.
Hope: Fine, fine. Bachelor number one?
Nagi: ^-^ Yay, Farfie!
Hope: -_- So much for the element of surprise.
Mina: . Kinda sad that you didn't guess it earlier.
Hope: u.u;; Bachelor number one. I'm a really picky eater. What do you like to eat most?
Farfie: ^.x Anti-psychotics. Sometimes Schuldich dips them in chocolate and sees how many I can fit in my mouth.
Crawford: .;
Schuldich: ^.^ He's up to thirty-two.
Phibrizzo: Hm. Never tried them with chocolate. *walks offstage *
Hope: How about you, Bachelor Number two?
Gateau: ^_^ Marron.
Marron: *chokes *
Gateau: ^.^ *flex flex *
Carrot: . Pervert!
Tira: .; Hypocrite.
Carrot: .;;
Hope: *sigh * Bachelor number three?
Syaoran: Chocolate. Especially when Sakura-chan's covered in it. ^_^;
Toya: *twitch twitch, takes karate stance *
Yukito: -_- To~ya, we've discussed this. You can't go around fighting ten year olds.
Syaoran: *glowers *
Farfie: o.x Fight! It will hurt God!
Toya: *sits down, still glaring *
Farfie: u.u Damn. *snaps his fingers, disappointed. *
Kero-chan: Well, things look to be heating up here.. Of course, that could just be because the Merblemikey lit my tail on fire! *screams, blowing it out *
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merble. *hides his lighter * Meef, meef, merblemeef, narf.
Kero-chan: I don't agree with that at all.
Merblemikey: Merble .
Kero-chan: O_O So's your mom!
Mina: . BOYS! Do I have to come up there?
Carrot: ^_^ You can come here, too.
*Tira and Marron both smack him *
Mina: -_-; Just finish the questions, Hope, so I can get a good, stiff drink.
Hope: u.u I'm going to need one too.
Mina: ^.^ It's a date then.
Hope: . Only if I'm -really- drunk.
Mina: ^_^ Deal.
Hope: *tosses away the second index card * Bachelors, my favorite play is a Midsummer's Night Dream. What's yours, and why?
Farfie: Hm. That's easy. Hamlet ^.x *pauses to lick off his knife and then slash himself in the arm with it. *
Syaoran: O_O *faint, thud *
Toya: *smirk *
Farfie: Everyone dies in it. That makes God sad. ^_x
Hope: o.o Did I hear a thud?
Phibrizzo: *frantically waving smelling salts under Syaoran's nose * .no?
Hope: ^.^ Okay. Bachelor number two, what's your favorite play and why?
Gateau: *ponders this for a moment * The Graduate. ^_^ I could play Mrs. Robinson, and Marron.. *is cut off by a rolled up ball of paper hitting him in the head. He beams and waves * Hi, Marron-sama! Quick! Look at my muscles! *flex flex *
Marron: u.u Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Mocha?
Gateau: ^_^ *nodnodnod *
Marron: -_-;
Hope: o.o I can't see it winning any Tony's. Bachelor number three?
Syaoran: *still unconscious *
Phibrizzo: o_o; *tries to make his voice sound like Syaoran's, ends up deadpanning. * I.. don't really like plays. However.. I do like the Vagina Monologues.
Hope: O.o
Phibrizzo: o_o;;
Hope: That's.. nice.
Phibrizzo: Whew.
Syaoran: @.@ Can I get some strawberry ice cweam, mommy? I've been a good boy.. *falls over again *
Mina: -_-; Only on -my- show.
Merblemikey: Merblemerblemerble meef-narf-merb.
Mina: I agree completely, honey. *nods *
Kero-chan: *mutters something about a meglomanical pokemon and sighs, opening a bottle of Jack Daniels. *
*Phibrizzo walks out with chocolate smeared on his lips, giggling *
Phibrizzo: ^.^ They -are- better with chocolate.
Mina: -_- Maybe now's a good time to go to commercial.
*Commercial Break *
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*
Yukito: o.o I'm suddenly hungry.
Marron: . I want Justin too.
Mina: o.o; Well, at least there wasn't a talking Dildo.
Phibrizzo: If there was, I probably would've gone right back to the loony bin.
Mina: Who knows? After this, you might be headed back there anyway ^_^;
Hope: *tosses away the bottle of vodka she was drinking during the commercial * ^.^
Random Crew Member: OW!
Hope: o.o Oops. ^_^; Anyway. On with the questions.
Kero-chan: We're about to start. And heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee. goooo!
Mina: o.o; That was uncalled for.
Hope: Bachelors, if you could star in any movie, what movie would you star in? .I'm almost afraid to ask..
Farfie: ^_x Silence of the Lambs. I already have the mask for it, see? *holds up a Hannibal-type mask * Plus, anything's good with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Yukito: ^_^ *nods *
Hope: . what about you, Bachelor two?
Gateau: *thinks a moment * Rudy. *sniffles * He just.. he tried so hard to make the team, and they wouldn't let him.. And then he made the goal.. *starts bawling * J..Just give me a moment.
Hope: o_o; Okay.. bachelor number two has a thing for sappy movies.
Marron: *stares in shock * I never would've guessed..
Mina: . Deep down, I always suspected it. *sagely nod *
Hope: Bachelor three?
Syaoran: *has regained consciousness, but has scooted far from Farfie's stool * .
Farfie: ^.x
Syaoran: I think I'd like to star in the Karate Kid. Only.. without the dorky headband.
Schuldich: Do you have something against headbands, kid? .
Syaoran: o.o No. Not at all ^_^;;
Mina: Oh! We're on the last question! Thank god..
Farfie: *twitch *
Hope: I'm just as glad as you are, Mina-chan. -_- *sighs * Bachelors, I'm a big fan of reality shows. If you could be on a reality show, which one would you choose?
Farfie: ^_x The Osbournes. They have a real (bleep) problem with their (bleep) mouths, but they're (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).
Nagi: O_O My virgin ears!
Hope: o_o; -My- virgin ears!
Mina: . *snigger * Right.
Hope: . Quiet, you. Bachelor two, what show would you be on?
Gateau: ^_^ Survivor. That way, I could use my beautiful muscles to win money.
Marron: -_-;
Hope: And, finally, Bachelor number three..
Syaoran: Well, it sure as hell wouldn't be Big Brother, I can tell you that much.
Toya: *mutters * Brat.
Mina: ^.^ And that's the end. Audience, write down who you'd like to see Hope end up with, and -- . uh-oh.
Hope: o.o What?
Mina: o.o Bachelor number two left. *blinku's, looks around *
Marron: GET OFF ME! .
Gateau: ^_^ *sitting in Marron's lap * Miss me, Marron-sama?
Marron: u.u
Mina: o.o Okay.. so .. Audience, just pick between one and -
Syaoran: *has dived off stage to attack Toya *
Mina: . well, it looks like it's going to be an easy -
*A loud 'thud' is heard * Mina: Oh, for the love of.. ..*pause * .. ^_^; Kero-chan, can you call 9-1- 1? Bachelor One passed out from blood loss.
Farfie: *dazed, happy look on his face * *.x
Hope: *wails * I don't even get a Bishounen!?
Mina: o.o You can have Phibby.
*Pause, both laugh *
Phibrizzo: -_-
Mina: Calm down, calm down. I'll think of something.
*Smoke detector goes off , and everyone looks around to see where the fire's coming from. *
Yohji: *looks innocent, puffing away on one cigarette after the other *
Mina: -_-
Crawford: -_-;
Schuldich: . *hiss *
Nagi: . *hiss *
Yohji: *goes onstage and takes Hope's hand * Will you do me the honor of accompanying me to dinner, lovely?
Carrot: o.o He's good.
Yohji: ^_^ And I owe it all to Bob the Talking Dildo's Clinic on How to Get a Chick.
Carrot: u.u I kept trying to sleep with the sexy lady assistant.
Hope: ^_^ I'll take this one. *zoom *
Mina: But he's not even a --. .*sigh * Oh well. Go on, announcers. .;;
Kero-chan: u.u I need pudding.
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merblemerble! Meef!
*Fade to black. *
Announcer 2: . Merble. Merblemerblemeef.
Kero-chan: Yeah, same to you, buddy!
Mina: -_-; *sigh* Boys.. could we start here? I'm going to miss my intro.
Kero-chan: Fine, fine. Welcome to --..He stole the microphone!
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merblemeefmerb!
Mina: Aw, thanks, sweetie! *walks onstage in the usual short skirt and tight blouse and giggles adorably* Welcome to the fifth edition of the Bishounen Dating Game! As always, I'm your super fun, super-sexy, strangely- single host, Mina Greenspell! *strikes a pose* We have a big treat for y'all today! Phibby's back, and he's all recovered from his nervous breakdown, according to his psychotherapist ^_^;; C'mon out, Phibby!
*Phibrizzo wanders out slowly, peeking around the curtains and rushing behind Mina, peeking behind her leg*
Mina: o.o Are you trying to peek up my skirt?
Phibrizzo: o_o; God no.
Mina: . So now I'm ugly?
Phibrizzo: o.o;;
Gourry: . You should stop talking, Faberge. You can't win.
Phibrizzo: u.u *eye twitch*
Mina: . It's good to have you back.
Phibrizzo: I'm on heavy anti-psychotics ^_^
Schuldich: . We should try those for Farfie.
Crawford: -_- We did, remember? He was eating them like M&M's.
Schuldich: o.o Oh yeah. He sure was happy, though.
Mina: O.o; So anyway.. our bachelorette!
*Hope walks out and sits down. A nametag on her shirt says "I'm only here 'cause I sucked up to BM, and damn proud of it!". She beams and waves*
Hope: ^.^ Hello, my people!
Mina: . -Your- people?
Hope: ^-^ *nods*
Mina: -_- You've been onstage for 30 seconds and already you're having an ego trip. It took Merblemikey two shows to have one. . *eyes her*
Hope: I'm cuter ^-^
Merblemikey: Merble! .
Kero-chan: . I agree with her, y'know --....PUDDING! WAI! *digs into it and promptly falls asleep, snoring loudly, still clinging to the spoon. Merblemikey holds up a bottle of heavy-duty sleeping pills and merrs, taking control of the microphone.*
Mina: *shakes her head, muttering* Let's just bring out our first bachelor and may God have mercy on his soul.
Farfie: .;; *hisses, sitting down and licking his knives, holding them protectively, his arms all bandaged up*
Phibrizzo: o.o;; Miss Mina, I'm scared.
Mina: *pats him* Don't worry, I'm sure he's....um.. in good company with you.
Nagi: *waves his "Go, Farfie!" sign, beaming* ^_^
Mina: o.o Welcome, Bachelor number one.
Farfie: Top o' the marnin' to ye.
Mina: o.o No comment.
Phibrizzo: Come on out, Bachelor number two!
*Marron boots a burly blonde haired German onstage and storms off, grumbling.*
Gateau: ^.^ Call me, Marron-sama!
Marron: -_-;
Mina: o.o Wow. Marron really gets around, doesn't he?
Hope: o.o You mean it's not Marron?
Mina: . Sorry.
Hope: u.u You promised me Marron.
Mina: Yeah, life's a bitch that way.
Hope: *mumbling* Life's not the bitch. You are.
Mina: . What was that?
Hope: ^_^; Nothing. *squeaks as her left pigtail suddenly ignites, frantically blows it out*
Mina: ^_^ v
Phibrizzo: o_o *slowly inches away*
Carrot: Hey! I think they're gonna fight! LESBIANS! *gets out his binoculars*
Hope: . I AM NOT A DYKE! *throws a mallet at him*
Carrot: *gets hit and flies off the seat. His binoculars fly across the room and shatter* u.u I sent in three box tops for those. Now all I have are my X-Ray glasses and my Sea Monkeys.
Marron: -_-;
Mina: -_-; Welcome back, Phibrizzo.
Phibrizzo: u.u *takes more of his anti-psychotics*
Mina: Well, come on out, number three.
Syaoran: *whining, standing backstage* I can't do it.
Tomoyo: Mr. Tsukishiro is in the audience. He came just to see you, you know. *sighs* I guess I'll have to break the news to him.
Syaoran: O_O *runs out, knocking Farfie off his stool and sitting on it, cheeks bright red*
Yukito: *waves, utterly oblivious as always* ^.^
Mina: o.o; You okay, Bachelor one?
Farfie: o.x I fell on my knife. *smiles and licks the blood up.* ^.x Yay!
Mina: O.o;
Crawford: -_-;
Syaoran: *overly enthusiastic* HELLO, MISS MINA! IT IS GOOD TO BE HERE!
Mina: o.o Not -that- good, Bachelor number three.
Toya: *mutters* Brat.
*Syaoran and Toya glower at each other until Yuki gives Toya a cute little bunny kiss, and then Toya sticks his tongue out at the brat, and goes back to his Yuki.*
Mina: ^.^ So now that the contestants are all accounted for, let's begin. Read the first question, Hopie.
Kero-chan: *snores loudly into the microphone *
Hope: o.o; I can't read with that in the background.
Mina: ^_^ Merblemikey.. sweetie, could you?
Merblemikey: Merble! Meef-merb. *whaps Kero-chan upside the head *
Kero-chan: Mm. .. Right there, Yue.. Just like that.
Yue: o_o;
Sakura: o_o;; Hoee!
Merblemikey: .; *hits him again *
Kero-chan: *snort * Huh? ^_^;; Oh! And we're back!
Mina: o.o; We never left.
Kero-chan: o.o;; Oh. ^_^;;
Hope: *clears her throat and looks at the index cards * Bachelor number one.
Farfie: Aye?
Hope: I hate random gropings. What would you say is your biggest pet peeve?
Farfie: *ponders a moment and then smiles * God. 'e's always after me lucky charms.
Crawford: -_-;
Hope: o.o;
Mina: Huh. That's the second Lucky Charms reference in the Bishounen Dating Game.
Phibrizzo: Well, they -are- magically delicious.
Lina: Told you!
Hope: What about you, Bachelor Number Two?
Gateau: *hops off of his stool, almost knocking over the other two as he flexes his muscles * Unbeautiful people, like Carrot. *looks over to see Marron looking adoringly at Carrot * -_-; What's he got that I don't?
Mina: *hums 'If I only had a brain' *
Gateau: .;
Mina: ^.^
Hope: -_- Looks like you picked the cream of the crop, Mina..
Mina: ^_^ You could always have -me-.
Hope: *pause * .. Bachelor number three! Your answer?
Syaoran: *grumble * I hate it when Sakura-chan makes me put on my Sleeping Beauty costume.
Sakura: ^_^;
Schuldich: Ooh, Brad-sama, you know what that reminds me of?
Crawford: -_- I'm not having sex with you in the green room, Schuldich.
Schuldich: *pout * Why not? Everyone else got to.
Crawford: -_-; We'll discuss this later. The -other- crazy redhead is looking at us funny.
Lina: o_o; *stare *
Merblemikey: Merblemerblemeef!
Mina: -_- No, you can't have the crazy bachelor.
Merblemikey: u.u Meef.
Hope: -_- I'm starting to think that none of them are all there.
Mina: Well, it's the fifth edition. I had to choose -someone-. Beggars can't be choosers, y'know.
Hope: Fine, fine. Bachelor number one?
Nagi: ^-^ Yay, Farfie!
Hope: -_- So much for the element of surprise.
Mina: . Kinda sad that you didn't guess it earlier.
Hope: u.u;; Bachelor number one. I'm a really picky eater. What do you like to eat most?
Farfie: ^.x Anti-psychotics. Sometimes Schuldich dips them in chocolate and sees how many I can fit in my mouth.
Crawford: .;
Schuldich: ^.^ He's up to thirty-two.
Phibrizzo: Hm. Never tried them with chocolate. *walks offstage *
Hope: How about you, Bachelor Number two?
Gateau: ^_^ Marron.
Marron: *chokes *
Gateau: ^.^ *flex flex *
Carrot: . Pervert!
Tira: .; Hypocrite.
Carrot: .;;
Hope: *sigh * Bachelor number three?
Syaoran: Chocolate. Especially when Sakura-chan's covered in it. ^_^;
Toya: *twitch twitch, takes karate stance *
Yukito: -_- To~ya, we've discussed this. You can't go around fighting ten year olds.
Syaoran: *glowers *
Farfie: o.x Fight! It will hurt God!
Toya: *sits down, still glaring *
Farfie: u.u Damn. *snaps his fingers, disappointed. *
Kero-chan: Well, things look to be heating up here.. Of course, that could just be because the Merblemikey lit my tail on fire! *screams, blowing it out *
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merble. *hides his lighter * Meef, meef, merblemeef, narf.
Kero-chan: I don't agree with that at all.
Merblemikey: Merble .
Kero-chan: O_O So's your mom!
Mina: . BOYS! Do I have to come up there?
Carrot: ^_^ You can come here, too.
*Tira and Marron both smack him *
Mina: -_-; Just finish the questions, Hope, so I can get a good, stiff drink.
Hope: u.u I'm going to need one too.
Mina: ^.^ It's a date then.
Hope: . Only if I'm -really- drunk.
Mina: ^_^ Deal.
Hope: *tosses away the second index card * Bachelors, my favorite play is a Midsummer's Night Dream. What's yours, and why?
Farfie: Hm. That's easy. Hamlet ^.x *pauses to lick off his knife and then slash himself in the arm with it. *
Syaoran: O_O *faint, thud *
Toya: *smirk *
Farfie: Everyone dies in it. That makes God sad. ^_x
Hope: o.o Did I hear a thud?
Phibrizzo: *frantically waving smelling salts under Syaoran's nose * .no?
Hope: ^.^ Okay. Bachelor number two, what's your favorite play and why?
Gateau: *ponders this for a moment * The Graduate. ^_^ I could play Mrs. Robinson, and Marron.. *is cut off by a rolled up ball of paper hitting him in the head. He beams and waves * Hi, Marron-sama! Quick! Look at my muscles! *flex flex *
Marron: u.u Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Mocha?
Gateau: ^_^ *nodnodnod *
Marron: -_-;
Hope: o.o I can't see it winning any Tony's. Bachelor number three?
Syaoran: *still unconscious *
Phibrizzo: o_o; *tries to make his voice sound like Syaoran's, ends up deadpanning. * I.. don't really like plays. However.. I do like the Vagina Monologues.
Hope: O.o
Phibrizzo: o_o;;
Hope: That's.. nice.
Phibrizzo: Whew.
Syaoran: @.@ Can I get some strawberry ice cweam, mommy? I've been a good boy.. *falls over again *
Mina: -_-; Only on -my- show.
Merblemikey: Merblemerblemerble meef-narf-merb.
Mina: I agree completely, honey. *nods *
Kero-chan: *mutters something about a meglomanical pokemon and sighs, opening a bottle of Jack Daniels. *
*Phibrizzo walks out with chocolate smeared on his lips, giggling *
Phibrizzo: ^.^ They -are- better with chocolate.
Mina: -_- Maybe now's a good time to go to commercial.
*Commercial Break *
Announcer: New to McDonalds! We here at McDonalds support Pride Week 100%! After all, we hire gay workers too. There's one at the downtown McDonalds in Edmonton. ..of course, he's only part-time, but..anyway! To celebrate Pride Week, we're introducing a brand new taste! The McCock!
Man 1: Mm! It's so creamy.. but it has a salty flavor to it!
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Kid: Wow, cool! I want Justin!
Big Gay Al: Me too! ^.^ Rawr.
Announcer: So come down and enjoy a McCock today, with a portion of the proceeds going to Ronald McDonalds Fund for Better Lights In Dance Clubs.
*
Yukito: o.o I'm suddenly hungry.
Marron: . I want Justin too.
Mina: o.o; Well, at least there wasn't a talking Dildo.
Phibrizzo: If there was, I probably would've gone right back to the loony bin.
Mina: Who knows? After this, you might be headed back there anyway ^_^;
Hope: *tosses away the bottle of vodka she was drinking during the commercial * ^.^
Random Crew Member: OW!
Hope: o.o Oops. ^_^; Anyway. On with the questions.
Kero-chan: We're about to start. And heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee. goooo!
Mina: o.o; That was uncalled for.
Hope: Bachelors, if you could star in any movie, what movie would you star in? .I'm almost afraid to ask..
Farfie: ^_x Silence of the Lambs. I already have the mask for it, see? *holds up a Hannibal-type mask * Plus, anything's good with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Yukito: ^_^ *nods *
Hope: . what about you, Bachelor two?
Gateau: *thinks a moment * Rudy. *sniffles * He just.. he tried so hard to make the team, and they wouldn't let him.. And then he made the goal.. *starts bawling * J..Just give me a moment.
Hope: o_o; Okay.. bachelor number two has a thing for sappy movies.
Marron: *stares in shock * I never would've guessed..
Mina: . Deep down, I always suspected it. *sagely nod *
Hope: Bachelor three?
Syaoran: *has regained consciousness, but has scooted far from Farfie's stool * .
Farfie: ^.x
Syaoran: I think I'd like to star in the Karate Kid. Only.. without the dorky headband.
Schuldich: Do you have something against headbands, kid? .
Syaoran: o.o No. Not at all ^_^;;
Mina: Oh! We're on the last question! Thank god..
Farfie: *twitch *
Hope: I'm just as glad as you are, Mina-chan. -_- *sighs * Bachelors, I'm a big fan of reality shows. If you could be on a reality show, which one would you choose?
Farfie: ^_x The Osbournes. They have a real (bleep) problem with their (bleep) mouths, but they're (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).
Nagi: O_O My virgin ears!
Hope: o_o; -My- virgin ears!
Mina: . *snigger * Right.
Hope: . Quiet, you. Bachelor two, what show would you be on?
Gateau: ^_^ Survivor. That way, I could use my beautiful muscles to win money.
Marron: -_-;
Hope: And, finally, Bachelor number three..
Syaoran: Well, it sure as hell wouldn't be Big Brother, I can tell you that much.
Toya: *mutters * Brat.
Mina: ^.^ And that's the end. Audience, write down who you'd like to see Hope end up with, and -- . uh-oh.
Hope: o.o What?
Mina: o.o Bachelor number two left. *blinku's, looks around *
Marron: GET OFF ME! .
Gateau: ^_^ *sitting in Marron's lap * Miss me, Marron-sama?
Marron: u.u
Mina: o.o Okay.. so .. Audience, just pick between one and -
Syaoran: *has dived off stage to attack Toya *
Mina: . well, it looks like it's going to be an easy -
*A loud 'thud' is heard * Mina: Oh, for the love of.. ..*pause * .. ^_^; Kero-chan, can you call 9-1- 1? Bachelor One passed out from blood loss.
Farfie: *dazed, happy look on his face * *.x
Hope: *wails * I don't even get a Bishounen!?
Mina: o.o You can have Phibby.
*Pause, both laugh *
Phibrizzo: -_-
Mina: Calm down, calm down. I'll think of something.
*Smoke detector goes off , and everyone looks around to see where the fire's coming from. *
Yohji: *looks innocent, puffing away on one cigarette after the other *
Mina: -_-
Crawford: -_-;
Schuldich: . *hiss *
Nagi: . *hiss *
Yohji: *goes onstage and takes Hope's hand * Will you do me the honor of accompanying me to dinner, lovely?
Carrot: o.o He's good.
Yohji: ^_^ And I owe it all to Bob the Talking Dildo's Clinic on How to Get a Chick.
Carrot: u.u I kept trying to sleep with the sexy lady assistant.
Hope: ^_^ I'll take this one. *zoom *
Mina: But he's not even a --. .*sigh * Oh well. Go on, announcers. .;;
Kero-chan: u.u I need pudding.
Merblemikey: ^.^ Merblemerble! Meef!
*Fade to black. *