She was so offended.

By Shadowgate

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This takes place after "Let Go, Let Gov" and "Informative Murder Porn."

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Cartman joined Stan, Wendy, and Kyle at the bus stop.

Wendy said "oh look Cartman will fucking boo me even when we agree."

Stan replied "well he's a big fat fucking asshole so what do you expect?"

Cartman said "well hey maybe I'll offer you all a trip to somewhere out of this world. Maybe I'll be nice."

Wendy said "you being nice is a rarity."

Cartman told all three he could access another world because he had access to the NSA.

Kyle just blew up.

"GODDAMN IT CARTMAN YOU HAVE TO GET EVERYONE EXPOSED TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ACTIVITIES! YOU GET INVOLVED IN THE NSA NOT BECAUSE YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY BUT TO SERVE YOUR OWN FUCKING EGO. YOU FAT ASS BASTARD WHATEVER FUCKING TRIP YOU'RE OFFERING TO SOME OTHER WORLD I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE FUCKING INVOLVED. MAYBE CRAIG WAS RIGHT ABOUT US GETTING TOO FAR OUT OF BOUNDS! SCREW YOU CARTMAN I'M GOING HOME."

Kyle left but Wendy said "well Cartman take us to another world for a while. I could sure use a break from my parents."

Stan said "show us what you've found."

Cartman walks into the NSA building with Stan and Wendy. He shows them a vortex to a world that looks similar to Earth.

Stan commented how similar it all looked to the vortex that led them to imaginationland.

Cartman said "oh shit this will be even better than the fucking gay ass imaginationland."

All three enter the vortex and end up in a different world. They all find themselves standing in a park.

Wendy said her stomach was upset from the trip.

Soon they are approached by a tall blue bird and a raccoon.

Cartman said "wow look at the animals."

Rigby stated "I've not see you around here, where are you from?"

Cartman answered "South Park."

Mordecai commented "never heard of it but my friend Rigby and I are responsible for cleaning up this park. My name is Mordecai."

Cartman introduced himself along with Wendy and Stan.

Cartman went on to say that he and his two friends came to get away from school work.

Mordecai stated "Rigby and I went to high school together."

Cartman said "Wendy is mentally retarded and sadly she will have to drop out of elementary school soon because she can't keep up. Stan and I will be going to high school together."

Wendy immediately commented "if someone keeps fucking around and spewing bullshit they'll get a beating they may not survive and they won't get to go to high school."

Cartman replied "yes ma'am."

Rigby said "well high school was a bitch. Most of the time teachers didn't challenge us and well we fucking passed high school and now we work for minimum wage."

Mordecai commented "Rigby you don't do much work."

Cartman said "well that's cool because like we said we wanted to get away from school work so Rigby can I hang out with you?"

Rigby answered "sure Cartman."

Rigby and Cartman take a long walk around the park.

Mordecai explained to Stan and Wendy that while the park they're in looks calm things that are supernatural happen.

Wendy gave him a strange look.

When Rigby and Cartman got back they said at the same time "today has been awesome."

All of a sudden booming foot steps are heard.

They all look over and see a man who is 18 feet tall walking toward them.

Rigby yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

Right after that a loud speaker started blasting "Wake up the sleeping giant."

To Be Continued