"Come on, what's taking so long?" Waluigi complained as he had his arms folded, the lanky impatient man in purple being in front of a purple van that he got from the dump near the Smash Manor, with it being near the haunted woods leading to a certain infamous mansion.
"Hey, give us a break!" Princess Zelda exclaimed as she was dashing towards the van, holding onto her colorful royal dress. "It's not every day that we get to go on a road trip!"
"I feel a bit nervous about this..." Lucas gulped as he was trembling, holding his hands together as he looked around.
The blue shirt wearing female Wii Fit Trainer was doing several back flips towards the vehicle as she finished with a pose, winking. "I'm all fit enough to get into the car now!"
"I'm sure you are..." Waluigi remarked with a hint of sarcasm in his voice as he got into the driver's seat, starting up the van as he sighed. "Well let's get this over with. I'm not a fan of being in this, but it was the cheapest thing I could get."
"Wow. Even with all your sports and parties, you still don't have enough money?" Zelda gasped as she placed her right hand on her face.
Waluigi sighed heavily as he rolled his eyes, with everyone in as they took off the road, leaving the Smash Mansion behind as they headed off to the northern direction, with night already being present as the lamp posts were already being lit. It was a nice drive for the first fifteen minutes... and then Waluigi noticed a highway nearby.
"Ooh, look at all those cars!" Zelda shouted as she leaned over Waluigi from behind. "Can we go on the parkway, can we-"
"-Stop it, you stupid princess!" Waluigi barked as he pushed Zelda off of him, clenching his hands on the steering wheel as he shook his head. "It's bad enough to get stuck in traffic, but you want to encourage it?"
"I h-hope we don't get stuck..." Lucas whimpered as he was trembling, holding onto one of the pillows he brought with him as comfort.
The Wii Fit Trainer was doing some stretching in the passenger seat using her arms. "It's not so bad. You can get a good stretch while stuck in place."
"That makes no sense at all!" Waluigi roared.
As the van continued on the road, Zelda kept pestering Waluigi to get on the parkway, with Lucas still having terrified thoughts as the Wii themed fitness trainer kept on doing her stretches.
"Come on, can we go on the road yet?" Zelda whined as she placed her hands on Waluigi's shoulders.
"No! Stop talking!" Waluigi barked as he slapped Zelda across the face with his purple tennis racket, which he swiftly pulled out from his cap.
Lucas shook his head as he gulped from the various bumps of the road that caused the vehicle to shake. "Can't you drive more carefully, mister?"
"Oh relax. It's nothing much to worry about." WiiFit Trainer reassured as she began to slowly breath while slowly closing her eyes.
