WAYS TO SCARE, EMBARASS, ANNOY AND MAKE RUKA NOGI MAD.

oc style

1. Tell him that he's no use now because you already lost your virginity to Misaki-sensei.

2. Run around chasing Misaki-sensei saying "I'M YOURS, BABE! RUKA ALREADY KNOWS, WE DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT ANYMORE!"

3. Photoshop a picture of him harassing his bunny.

4. Give it to his fan girls.

5. And Natsume. Later, tell Ruka how Natsume thinks he's creepy but you know in Kuro-neko's eyes that he secretly wants him.

6. Give a copy to his bunny also. Videotape how his bunny gets hot looking at it.

4. Tie him to a chair and make him watch the masturbating bunny.

5. Sneak into his room when he's asleep, spill apple juice all over his lower body, and scream loud enough for the others to hear: "RUKA STILL WETS HIS BED!!" and run away screaming it continously. (Make sure to bring Hotaru and a camera)

6. Tell him you made out with Hotaru. And you both liked it.

7. After saying the above mentioned, smile seductively and touch his chest. Lightly.

8. Ask him if he's getting hot.

9. If he says no, yell "WHAT? YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL? OMG," for everyone to hear.

10. Follow your yell with: "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A GAY PERSON!"

12. Kidnap his bunny.

11. At snacktime, while he's still depressed about his lost rabbit, face him eating a fried drumstick. Chew on it. With food in your mouth, tell him loudly: "YUM!! FRIED BUNNY!!"

13. Watch him faint.

14. While no one's looking, place an empty bottle of beer next to him and shout: "RUKA NOGI! I told you before, didn't I? NO ALCOHOL DURING YOUR PERIOD!" 'tsk' repeatedly. "Now everyone's going to know you had sex change."

15. When he wakes up in the hospital, be there holding his hand. Kiss it thousands of times and say 'it's going to be okay, baby'.

16. Watch as his face looks disgusted. Proceed to taking out another drumstick and chewing on it. "." Watch him faint.

17. Feed his rabbit a lot. Put his constipated rabbit on his head.

18. Scream "TA-DA!!" when he wakes up with poop on his face.

19. Ask him where babies come from.

20. If he doesn't tell you, innocently beam at him. "I want one, it's soooo cool. I think you need to do something with your heart to make one." ands say: "NE, RUKA-KUN, CAN YOU MAKE A BABY WITH ME?! NOW??"

21. Look at him as if you're shocked and you know his 'secret' for a whole day. (ex. :o)

22. If he asks why you're looking at him like that, whisper creepily: "I know your secret."

23. When he asks what secret, wear your Bella Swan wig, turn around and say "Vampire."

24. Make five fat, hairy guys in sparky tutus, fairy wings, wands and crowns stalk him all day singing 'wannabe' by the spice girls over and over again.

25. Make out with him in front of the whole class and after, wipe your lips and yell "RAPIST!" (oooh. I'd like that. :D)

AUTHOR: I do not own GA. If you're asking why my disclaimer is on the bottom, it's because i don't like distractions to my story. Sorry if it ain't funny. I was bored doing this. XD REVIEW, FAVORITE AND RECOMMEND, please? Ruka and Natsume will make out with you if you do. *optional :D