Resident Evil 4: A Job Unwell Done
Chapter 1
Riding In Hell
By Anthony Joseph Alves
(This story is mostly inspired by The Ward's "Resident Evil Days Of Our Lives" videos. I do not own Resident evil or anything else but my own ideas and what I buy myself.)
"Goddamn loser! Get out there and save my daughter." The president ordered Leon inside his office.
The office was obviously the oval office (BILL CLINTON GOT HEAD HERE!" clearly displayed via neon sign). The president was also obviously hammered.
"Whatever." Leon agreed.
"I'm serous Leon don't fuck this up like you did in Raccoon." The president slurred.
"I wasn't even working for you! Plus it was your fault." Leon corrected him smugly.
"Get the hell out of my office." The president ordered.
"Fucking asshole." Leon said to himself as he left the room.
A Long Ass Time Of Traveling Later We Find Our Hero Inside The Car Of Spanish Cops
There was terrible music playing in the background due to the radio selection of the Spanish Officers. Leon was not happy at all. This was not helped since the song was about Barbie dolls.
"Go Barbie, go Barbie." The cops chanted.
"SHUT UP!" Leon commanded.
"No way. So what are you doing here? Shopping for a new minnie skirt?" The cop with the glasses asked.
"Real cute asshole. Why don't I just take my knife out of it's holster and shut up right up your ass?" Leon responded.
"I bet that knife you got there is plastic." The other cop insulted Leon.
"You think it's fake huh? Why don't you pull this car over and I'll show my knife. You won't be talking shit then." Leon wittingly dared.
The cops laughed in response.
"Whatever you say Backstreet Boy." They insulted Leon yet again.
"You make me sick..." Leon sighed.
After a few minutes one of them (the one without the glasses and who not driving) had to take a piss, so they stopped the car. The no glasses cop got out of the car and after carefully making sure he was far away enough, began masturbating furiously with his paints down to his knees.
"What's that guys problem?" Leon asked as he looked away from the window.
"People like you loser." The cop insulted as he offered Leon a pack of cancer sticks (cigarettes).
Leon simply waved his hand to indicate he was not interested. As a matter of fact he flipped the guy off after he turned around.
"Loser." Leon thought to himself.
"Ahh, this feels so goo...FUCK!" The perverted cop had "foam" all inside and outside his pants.
"Oh geez, how am I going to explain this? Shit..." He said as he put his pants back up.
"Sorry I took so long..." He told the other cop as he got back in the car.
Car drives away as the song continues, driving Leon insane.
"TURN THE GODDAMN MUSIC OFF NOW!" Leon demanded.
"Not a chance." The cops laughed.
"Assholes..." Leon thought angrily to himself.
"Well we're here." They informed Leon.
"Thank you Jesus!" Leon exclaimed.
"Since you're so happy to be here you can go alone." The driver informed me.
"Fuck you." Leon said as he got out of the car.
"Eat shit Leon." The driver told Leon.
"Jesus, who are these guys?" Leon asked himself.
"Say something bitch?" The driver asked Leon.
"Get the hell away fro me." Leon said as he ran off to the nearest house.
A short introduction chapter. Tell me what you think.