Me: Jasper would you be a dear and say the disclaimer please.
Jasper: …no…
Me: thank yo… wait what?
Jasper: I said no..
Me: PLEAAASSSSE!
Jasper: NO! *gives evil eye*
Me: OK OK! Geez… I do not , nor shall I ever, own Twilight..
Bella's POV-
" ok… let me get this strait…"
"you drank some apple juice…"
"yes"
"then you bought a unicycle and ran into Mike Newton's house…"
"yes"
" he saw you and called the cops…"
"…yes"
"Charlie came and put you in handcuffs…. You attempt to runaway…"
"yes…"
"also while you are trying to run you start yelling 'DARN THESE BANANA TREES' "
"…"
"… and THAT'S why your in jail.."
" *sigh* yes…"
I put the phone down. "EMMETT!"
"ye..yes Bella?"
I say to say this as calmly as possible "did you spike Edward's apple juice?"
"uhhh…..maybe…"
"well.. now you have to go bail him out.."
"WHAT? WHY ME?"
"UGH! ROOOSE!"
"OK OK! IM GOING! Sheesh…"
"hahaha… whipped…"
Love it? Despise it? R&R PPLZ!