Two Track Mind- An Easter Fic
"There." Lily said as she put the bunny ears on James's head, "You look adorable."
"You know, I'd rather it was you in the bunny costume." James told her, waggling his eyebrows up and down suggestively.
"James!" Lily scolded, "Your seven month old son is in the other room waiting for the Easter bunny."
"Alright, I'm going, I'm going." He assured her. He picked up little Harry and swung him around in his arms, "Happy Easter!".
Harry gurgled and giggled as he was twirled around the room.
"Are you ready for your egg hunt?" Lily cooed to Harry. Harry just gurgled up at her some more as Lily handed him a basket and let him crawl around the room picking up the eggs.
James, still in his bunny costume, wrapped his arms around Lily's waist and pulled him close to her, whispering, "Happy Easter," in her ear, and producing a bouquet of Easter lilies from behind his back.
Lily gasped, "Oh James, they're gorgeous! I love lilies. They're my favourite."
James kissed her cheek, "Lily's are my favourite too. And you know what I'd really like to do with this one Lily in particular?"
Lily laughed and swatted him away playfully with the bouquet. "James! No! It's not exactly the moment!"
"Why ever not? It's spring! The season of new life, and you know how new life is made…" James grinned at her.
"You have a one track mind James. If you don't give it up, I'm going to kick you in the Easter eggs." She threatened.
"Well that'll be the most action I've gotten in weeks." James pouted.
"Don't give me that look." Lily complained, "Our son is hunting Easter eggs at the moment, we can't just leave him here and go have sex!"
James shrugged, "Harry's a smart kid. He can take care of himself for a couple minutes."
He indicated the toddler on the floor next to them. Harry looked up and said, "Where egg? Where egg?!" evidently not noticing the one in his right hand. He then spun around and fell on his bottom.
Lily laughed, "Yeah, he's brilliant. Child prodigy."
James threw her a dirty look, "Ok, so he didn't inherit your brains, and he'll clearly never be a Seeker." By now Harry had realized that there was in fact an egg in his hand, and decided it would be a good idea to hurl it at his father's head. "OW!" James cried, "But he'll make a wonderful Chaser."
"Aww!" Lily said as she tried not to laugh, "I stand corrected. Two track mind. Sex and Quidditch!"
James tried to look innocent and smiled crookedly at his wife. Lily sighed and gave in. She put Harry in his playpen. Then turned to James, kissed the Easter-egg-sized-bump on his forehead, took his hand, leading him upstairs, and said, "Happy Easter."