Disclaimer: I am just a student who was bored in class; I don't own any of Mel Brooks' movies, the wizard of oz, and stargate, regardless of how much I wish to. Basically, don't own, won't sue… please?
Summary: Random dreams that the characters have during the course of the series. Probable spoilers for all seasons, rating only to be safe, most likely the worst is language. Drabble-ish, and kinda crazy.
Drabble 1: Good to be King
Cronos sat on his thrown, head held high as he looked over his court, with the minor goa'uld talking to each other at other tables, the Jaffa around the room stategically placed in case of attack, and the human slaves serving the court. All of the sudden the doors to the great hall flew open and several Jaffa came in, carrying poles with SG-1 trussed up like pigs on a spit.
Cronos chuckled, looking over the four poles and then saw that Tealç was on the last pole. Seeing the huge, proud man upide down with his hands and feet tied on a pole was too much for him, and he burst out into laughter, the rest of the court quickly following his example.
"So Teal'c, we meet again. I must say, I prefer you like this. And the rest of the infamous SG-1, what do I owe this dubious honor?" Cronos asked his prisoners, and then noticed that they were gagged. "Oh, you can't talk….. Too bad. Take them to the dungeons and tie them securely, I don't want them escaping."
With that, the Jaffa half carried, half dragged the tied team to be secured and then questioned. Cronos sat back down on his thrown, savoring the image of the traitor trussed up like a turkey. Taking a glass of wine from a passing slave, he smirked looking over the court and thinking of his revenge that would be coming soon to the shol'va and his Taur'i friends, he said, "It's good to be the king!"
Cronus woke up, looked around and with a sigh realized that he was in his bedroom, and that none of it happened. "Damn," he said, hitting his bed with a growl, "I will get that shol'va and his little Taur'i friends too if it's the last thing I ever do" With that he gave an evil laugh and went back to sleep, to dream of capturing the pain in the mik'ta Teal'c.
TBC…
Author's Notes:
This was just a really weird thought that jumped into my head during one of my classes, college is so boring sometimes. Please let me know what you think, more should be coming soon….