Summary: Naruto's friend Dark has a plan! But will it become a success and make Sasuke fall in love with Naruto? One way to find out! SasuNaru


~Yumi's Lair~

Yumi: Thank God! I've finished one chapter of my new story!!! (Happy)

Sasuke: what about the other stories you've been typing last July?

Yumi: (Glooms at the corner)

Naruto: Geesh, Teme… You've killed her short happiness… (Sighs) Yumi! You should sleep now! It's already 2 in the morning…

Yumi: I guess you're right… (Yawn) I'll finish the other updates tomorrow.

Naruto: Hai, Hai! (Push Yumi out of the room) now go to your room and sleep.

Yumi: Oyasumi Nasai… (Yawn) Sasuke, make sure that you post this story as well as the others…

Sasuke: Okay…

Yumi: Thank you… (Gets out of the room)

Sasuke: Dobe, care to introduce the new story?

Naruto: Okay!!! (Hyper)

Yaoi and SasuNaru Lovers! Please welcome a new story of Yumi-chan (A.K.A: darkimmortalityS) entitled: "Lover's Quest: The Devil's Way!"

Dark: Does the 'Devil's Way' means me?

Naruto: Oh! Dark-chan! This is your first appearance, right?

Dark: (Smirk) Yeah! Hey cousin! (Pats Sasuke's back)

Sasuke: Hn! (Smirk)

Naruto: Minna! This is Dark-chan! Yumi's other personality!

Dark: Yo! (Grins)

Naruto: Don't be deceive, guys! She's worst than Yumi!!!

Dark: Of course I am! (Evil Smile)

Sasuke: Let's get on with the story before Dark tortures my Dobe… (Sighs)

Disclaimer: Naruto will never be Yumi's! But she'll forever worship SasuNaru!


Characters of the Story:

Uzumaki Naruto: protagonist of the story; Uke.

Uchiha Sasuke: protagonist of the story; soon-to-be Naruto's lover; Seme.

Uzuha Dark: Naruto's best friend; a Yaoi addict.

Aburame Shino: first friend Dark and Naruto made in Mihara Academy.

Hatake Kakashi: Homeroom teacher of Class 1 Section C

Some characters will be introduced later.


Mihara Academy

I was sitting on one of the school bench when I heard her calling my name. I looked up and a smile formed from my lips. I waved at her and greeted her a 'good morning' when she reached my place.

"Good morning, Naruto!" she smiled and sat beside me.

You may be wondering who I am talking to, well, let me introduce to you guys my best friend, Dark. Yes, her name is Dark and don't ask me why her parents named her that, all I can say is that it's none of your business to know.

Anyways, Dark is my best friend ever since I was born, both her parents and mine are high school friends so that made us friends also. She's a little chubby but not fat, I can still see the curves of her body, and she has brown eyes, wavy hair, tan skin like me and heights 5'2" while I'm 5'11". She likes sweet things like me and we are alike in so many ways, which you'll know if you read the rest of the story.

Okay so let's get on with the story people, where did we stop again? Oh yeah, at the bench part.

"It's rare to see you so early at school not to mention our first day at school." I said in which she ignored and took some of my chocolate candies.

"That'll cost you your lunch, you know." I said when she took half of my chocolate candies.

"Oh come on," Dark whined, "You always attack my cookie jar when you trash at our place." She said.

"Because Auntie said I could." I grinned and slap her hand when she tried to steal some of my chocolate candies again.

"Stingy!" she said and strokes her hand which I slapped.

"You haven't answered my question, you know." I said as I open the wrapper of one chocolate candy and feed it to her.

Dark took the candy and chew it before answering me.

"I was asked by my mom to send some oranges to Auntie Kushina, I thought you were still there but I was 5 minutes late." She said.

Dark laid her head on my shoulder and snatch the sheet of paper in front of me before I could even reach.

"Another story?" she asked.

I nod and let her read what I've wrote before she arrived. I on the other hand went to check my phone if I've got some mails and I was right, I got 5 mails which were from Dark herself.

"Naruto, are you writing a story about you and your prince charming, yet again?" I heard Dark ask.

"Damn man!" she cursed, "If I'm you, I'd march to the enemy's territory and declare my love for my Prince!" she grinned and returned my story.

"You know that it's not that simple, Dark." I sigh and began putting my things back in my bag.

Dark calmly stands and place her hand on my shoulder, and I knew what was coming, I braced myself for her wittiness.

"Well, it's your fault falling in love with someone who is out of your league, Naru-chan." She said.

"I mean, come on!" I could see her evil smirk now, "You could fall for Hiro or Fuji, but no…" I could sense her laugh slowly escalating.

"You had to fall in love with no other than, Uchiha Sasuke!" she whispered, "An Uchiha! Naruto!" she said.

"I can't help it!!!" I whined, "I just did! I mean, it's just a coincidence that I-"

Dark had an amused look in her face, I knew that my feelings for Sasuke were different from the rest and she always used that for blackmail!!!

"Oh?" she said, "Then, the time where you went to my room crying because Sasuke dated Ino Bitch was a coincidence?" she asked.

I blushed with what she said, damn her for remembering every event that has happened in my life! I suppose she has that kind of ability, what do you call that? Oh right, Photographic memory? She even remembered what shirt I wore last Christmas.

"Naruto, you're drifting again." I heard Dark said.

Before I could retort to what she had said, the bell rang. Dark grins at me and then she grabs my arm dragging me inside the Academy.


Class 1 Section C

Dark and I entered our classroom and saw that most of our classmates are already there chatting with each other, they didn't even bother greet us, well that was understandable, you want to know why? It's because Dark and I are an outcast, we don't blend with other students, they treat us like were some kind of trash who just happen to be in an Elite School, yes, Mihara Academy is an Elite School.

"Where should we sit this year, Naruto?" I glanced at Dark and saw her smiling.

I smiled at her, that's Dark for you, she always thinks positive and I'm thankful that she's my friend.

"Anywhere's fine, Dark." I said and waited for her to pick our seats.

Dark glanced around the room and saw two vacant seats at the center. I saw how her eyes glint and I sighed. Dark likes to sit at the center since she could see every movement our classmates make. She uses it as her key towards blackmail. I'm amaze that our Principal in Middle School didn't expel her for making half of the school suffer from trauma because of her blackmails.

"I know what you're thinking, Dark, you don't need to tell me where to sit." I said and went straight towards the center.

Dark grins and hops her way following me. Yes, were like that, we understand each other without even saying what's on our mind. After all, we've been together since we had had our diapers.

Mihara Academy in general mostly consists of rich spoiled brats, but I've got to tell you, Dark and I are not like that, we have our part time jobs! And our parents didn't even object when we told them that they don't have to give us our daily allowance. We are rich and well known also but Dark and I wanted to live normally. We hate it when some people treat us like we're Royalties. Maybe that's why the students in Mihara Academy see us both as weird. Such Spoiled Brats! As to what Dark always say.

I looked around and saw faces that I've recognized from my old school but most of them are new to me.

"Hey, Naruto…" I heard Dark call my name. I looked at her and saw her secretly pointing towards her right.

"What?" I whispered and lean close to her.

"Ino bitch is sitting beside me…" she said, "with her slutty bitch friend Sakura," she whispered back.

Okay, let me explain some information. Dark and I went to Yamamori Middle School in our middle years, a school not so famous at all, but our parents went there in their younger years before they had gotten rich so as their children, we have to follow their footsteps, right?

The reason why we know Sasuke, Ino, Sakura and other rich kids was because their names are well known. Another reason was Sasuke is an ace in every sport and he is also the top in his school. Ino on the other hand was the daughter of a famous flower shop in Japan while her best friend Sakura was the daughter of a famous actress in Tokyo Television. We saw them on the day we have to see if we passed the entrance exam in Mihara Academy.

"Dark" I said, "This is our first day, remember, this is no ordinary school." I warned.

Dark smirked and took some black cards out of her pocket and place it near her lips. I sweat when I saw her evil smile. It was coming and I can feel it.

"You've underestimated me, Naru-chan." She said, "Did you think I'll enter an enemy's territory unprepared?"

I gulped when she took one card and looks around, her glanced stop at one student. I followed her gaze and saw a boy with black glasses leaning on the windowpane.

"That boy is Aburame Shino, same age as we are." She begun, "He likes bugs and Kiba." She points the boy next to Shino, "That's his secret which no one knows." She smiled.

"Dark, he seems nice, I don't think you should-" she cuts me off of what I was going to say when she waved her hand at Shino.

"Dark!" I pulled her sleeves hard but she ignored it.

"Take it easy, Naru-chan." She said without looking at me, "I'm not like that, right?" she asked but didn't wait for my answer, "I just want us to have some friends in this school."

Shino had reached our place before I could even reply to what Dark said. I looked at the boy and saw him bow as his way of greeting I think. Dark smiled at him and began talking. I just listened to her and waited for Shino's reaction towards us.

But I was shocked when Dark started talking about bugs! I mean, she only likes fireflies and butterflies but bugs? I never even heard her talk about bugs! I secretly glanced at Shino and saw that he was actually having fun talking with Dark!

"It's nice to know that someone knows about bugs." I heard Shino said, "I'm Aburame Shino…" he held his hand which Dark took and gave it a little shake.

"I'm Dark Uzuha." Dark introduced herself and then turns to me, "And this is my best friend, Uzumaki Naruto."

"It's nice to meet you, Naruto-kun." Shino bowed and excused himself.

"Oh, by the way Shino-kun…" Dark stood from her seat and leans forward to Shino and whispered something in his ears.

I saw Shino's face pale but it changed into a dark crimson color. And I knew then that Dark had started her mission of spreading fear in Mihara Academy.


When the second bell rang, all the students went inside the room and sat on the vacant seats. I on the other hand stopped writing my story and glanced at Dark who was now checking some of her black cards.

"Still checking for some victims?" I asked.

Dark glanced at me and grinned. Instead of answering my question she puts her black cards inside her pocket and covers her mouth before leaning close to me.

"You wanna know why Sakura and Ino Bitch took our section instead of section A?" she asked.

"I guess today's your lucky year…" she whispered, "Uchiha Sasuke was apparently put in our section." She said and smiled at me.

I knew my face was red but I didn't bother to cover it, my mind was busy understanding what Dark had told me.

Dark pouts and pinch my cheek so hard that made me shout in pain. I glared at her when I notice that all our classmates were looking at us.

"I'm glad you're back in the real world, Naru-chan." She said and smirks, "Are you forgetting something?" she asked.

"Thank you for the information, Dark." I murmured.

"You're welcome." She smiled and pats my shoulder, "I'll help you win his heart!" she said with determination.

Before I could protest, the door to our classroom opened and a man with gray hair entered. I had a confused look when I saw half of his face covered by a mask and his left eye was covered with an eye patch.

"That's Hatake Kakashi." I heard Dark say, "He's one of Sasuke's Uncle." She said. "He's the reason why Sasuke's in our section." She added.

"Heh~" I said not hiding my amazement.

"He is a pervert, Naru-chan." Dark said with disgust.

One thing about Dark is that she hates pervert men but she becomes one crazy girl when her addiction in Yaoi comes out.

Kakashi started talking in front but before he could check our attendance, the door opened again and a boy entered. I felt my cheek heat and sensed Dark looking at me. I was blushing because the boy who entered the room was no other than Sasuke himself.

"Keep blushing like that and everyone will obviously know how you feel towards Sasuke." Dark whispered in my ear.

I looked at her and saw her getting one black card. Before she could show me whose card it was, Kakashi-sensei had appeared in front of us and took the card from Dark's hand. I began to sweat when Kakashi's eyes glanced at Dark and then at me.

"Tell me, Miss…" Kakashi looks at Dark calmly, waiting for Dark to tell her name of course.

I looked at Dark and saw her grinning. She then stands from her seat and stood one step from Kakashi. Before Kakashi could say anything, Dark beat him.

"Dolphin-chan…" Dark said.

I was confused to why Dark would call Kakashi-sensei 'Dolphin-chan' when this is the very first time the two of them met Kakashi-sensei.

"I wonder what Dolphin-chan is doing right now." Dark began, "Is he in his office writing a report or-" and that was when I notice Kakashi-sensei looking at Dark with a shock face.

I was about to interrupt when Dark smiled at me and signaled me that everything was going to be okay.

"May I have my card back please, sensei?" Dark turned her gaze back at Kakashi-sensei and raised her hand.

"Why of course." Kakashi-sensei said and returned the card back in Dark's hand. But before he could turn his back, Dark grabs his sleeves.

I sweat when I saw Dark's evil look. Great! Our first day of class and Dark has caught a teacher slave.

"It's good to have you as our teacher, Kakashi-sensei." Dark smiled but I could see her evil smile instead of her innocent smile. I glanced at Kakashi-sensei and saw that he also saw the real smile of Dark.

When Dark sat back she grinned at me and looks at the front. I also glanced at the front and saw Sasuke looking at me. I could feel my heart beating so fast that I was afraid that if the class stopped talking and silenced filled the place they will hear my heart beat.

I didn't notice Dark's smile while she looks at me and at Sasuke. I didn't even notice Kakashi signaling Sasuke to take his seat. I bowed my head when I saw him walking towards me, when he walked passed me I released my breath which I didn't know I was holding back.

"Oh…" Dark cooed, "Nice start, Naru-chan." She grinned, "You got his attention." She said.

I looked at Dark with a startled look. She raised the card that Kakashi took a while ago. It was a note which I can't read well because the font was small. She placed it on my table and waited for me to read it.

I silently gasp after reading what she had written in the card. I looked at her and saw her eyes looking at the front. And then I went back to read the note again.

Naru-chan!

Your Prince will be our classmate this year!

I suggest that you do everything to win his love!

After all, you are too irresistible for him to ignore!

I tell you! Your Prince will fall in love with you deeply!

But I must warn you!

Your Prince is overly possessive to what is his.

Your Best Friend,

Dark

I groaned and lay my head on my table. I hope that Kakashi-sensei never finds out who my Prince is. It'll be chaotic if he finds out. After all, he is my Prince's Uncle.


Lunch Break

Dark was sitting under a big Willow tree when I arrived with our lunch trays. She thanked me when I handed her the tray which consist of a watermelon juice, two tuna sandwich and a tiramisu. I swear she'll get fat if she eats too much sugar. She never exercises and always sits on her bed after dinner and eventually falls asleep.

"Let's eat!" Both of us shouted and ate our lunch.

I had a burger on my hand while Dark was finishing her second tuna sandwich when we saw Shino walking towards us.

"Can I join you two?" he asked as he waits for our answer. I smiled at him and tap the ground next to me.

"Sure! It's nice to eat with friends, right?" I asked and grinned at Shino when he sat beside me.

"But it's going to be a problem if you sit beside Naruto, Shino-kun." Dark grinned and was now eating her tiramisu.

"Hey!" I shouted as I continue to eat my burger.

"So, are you two dating?" we heard Shino ask.

That question had made me and Dark laughing on the ground. Dark was clutching her stomach while I tried to stop myself from laughing.

"What made you ask that, Shino?" I asked still trying to stop myself from laughing.

"Well, you two seemed too close just to be ordinary friends, right?" Shino asked.

"Well that's because our parents are high school friends till now." I explained, "So it wasn't hard for us to become friends also." I added.

"I see…" Shino then resumed eating.

"I'm curious though, Shino-kun." Dark said, "Why aren't you with Kiba?" she asked.

Shino blush a little and look at Dark, "He's with his friend." He answered.

"He's with Sasuke and his other teammates." Dark asked. Well more like a statement.

"Yes." Shino answered.

"And how do you know that Kiba's with Sasuke when you were here waiting for me?" I asked.

Dark points her finger in her head, "It's all in my head, Naru-chan." She smiled. "I told you, didn't I?"

"Yeah, yeah… You get the information you need to know about your target victims." I said and sigh.

"Shino, you'd better be careful if you're with her." I warned, "She'll use every chance she gets to make you do things for her." I said.

"Don't worry, Shino-kun." Dark smiled while she pinches my cheek, "As long as there are other victims I won't use you." She said and then released my cheek.

Shino smiled and continued eating, but before he could swallow his food, Dark said something.

"I'll also help you with Kiba, Shino-kun." She said which made me and Shino blush. Dark's obsession with Yaoi is slowly coming out.

The rest of our time, we spent it chatting and getting to know each other. Dark took my music player and lay down on the ground to unwind while Shino and I talked about our old school.


"Dark…" I called out for her when she was walking in front of me, "Aren't you going to join the Culinary Club?" I asked. She loves to cook I tell you.

Dark sides turn and grin at me, "And leave you behind?" she asked. "No thanks!"

I sighed and pats her head, "You are a kid sometimes!" I chuckled when I saw her pout.

Dark smirks and glanced outside the window, "Why don't you try out for the soccer team?" she asked.

"You know that I don't like-"

"You like playing soccer when we were in our elementary years." Dark reasoned, "And I guarantee you, you are one amazing forward!" she boast and glanced at me.

"And besides, the Culinary room is near the soccer field." She smiles, "We can still go home together."

I sigh but then again she has a point, I should try playing soccer again.

"Okay, I'll try for the soccer team." I said.

Dark smiled and continued walking with me beside her. She then stops on her tracks and faced me with a grin plastered in her face.

"Oh, by the way, the soccer team's captain is Sasuke." She said and left me gaping at her.

She's starting her mission of getting me and Sasuke get together so fast. This is gonna be chaotic year!

~Tsuzuku~


~Yumi's Lair~

Sasuke: Please Review as what Yumi always asked… (Smirks)

Naruto: Yumi's sleeping right now, so Dark will take her place in a while. (Smile)

Dark: Seriously! Are you going to kill her? Although she's asleep we have the same body you know! (Sighs)

Naruto: hmmm? But that doesn't stop you from coming out and spread terror around the area, right?

Dark: But working in here? That's out of my league! (Grin)

Naruto: Alright! You can leave now! (Pouts)

Dark: I'll tell Yumi about the details later! (Runs)

Naruto: What details?!!!!!! (Shock; confused)

Sasuke: She must mean the break we had a while ago… (Calm)

Naruto: How did she know!!!???? (Shock)

Sasuke: Hn… (Smirks) Dobe, you were so vocal! Of course everyone will hear and suspect what was happening inside the locker room…

Naruto: (Blush)

Sasuke: (Turn) Stay tune for the next Chapter!

Next Chapter!

"Try Outs!!!!!!!!"

- Naruto came to the try outs as to what Dark had told him to do! What will happen? Wait! Why are Ino and Sakura with Dark?! Oh no! A storm is coming! Lover's Quest: The Devil's Way! Chapter 2! Don't dare miss it!!!