Serous' Party Days.

It started off like any normal party. You know, the kind with fast brooms, hott witches, spiked pumpkin juice, and loud music.

Everything was going fine, I was dancing and drinking, that was until Moody, Lupen, and I took the party to the town. I don't exactly know what happened after that, it just went kind of blurry.

So here I am, in a strange bed with a brunette, I have no idea what I've done, and I don't know how I got here.

I try to get up and feel a prickle of pain. I look at my arm, "How the heck did that get there?" I of course am referring to the mysterious tattoo on my skin.

"Vood jou keep it doon!" Yelled the woman next to me. I thought to myself, She sounds sober; bet she hasn't even had a drop of alcohol.

"Hey, uh, whatever your name is. Did we, you know, do anything last night?" im stuttering, never done it before but I was terrified.

"My name ees Iva VonSneechzel! Und Jou Finkt I vood do shomzink vid jou?! Goodnez no! I prefer jour large fend." She's talking about Moody, I just know it, Lupen's too lanky and thin.

"Ok then Iva. How did I get here?"

"Jou and jour fendz ver chadding oop jour revlectens in ze windoos uf ze Vectoria Secreets store. I brinket jou ere before jou all get avested."

"Oh well that changes everything now doesn't it. Were are my friends? We're leaving." I am at my feet now and thankfully am fully dressed.

"Jour fends are in ze next woom. Von on ze sofa oond ze udder on ze floor."

I start walking to the next room.

"Vake zem up, zen get ze hegl oot uf my appargtment!" Iva threw a book at me.

"Yeah, yeah, I got it ya grouchy cow!"

I walk into the next room.

"Moody! Lupen! Get up before I get a pot in the head!" My friends mumble and groan.

I realize I have no choice.

I leap onto the couch and the instant I land I become Snuffles.

"You asked for it!" I say as I get under Lupen's blanket and let one rip. Instantly he bolts for the door.

"One down one to go." I say to myself. I creep over to Moody and latch onto his metal foot, dragging him out the door.

By lunch, with the help from a few breguwa spells, we can finally face the light without falling over.

"Hey do you guys know what this says?" I point to my newest tattoo.

"Ooh I think it's elfish!" Says Moody with excitement.

"No its not! That's how the mer-people write 'Piss here' you ditz!" Lupen hits Moody over the head.

I see a muggle cop approaching us.

"Shouldn't you all be in school?" He asks

"Hey buddy, we, believe it or not, are 16. And unlike James Potter, aint tied down by some girl. We do what we want when we want with who we want." Moody was steering him down with his glass eye.

"Don't you back-cha … Black! Black are you listening to me?" The policeman fades away and is replaced by Dumbledor.

"Oh dam it!" I yell.

"I beg your Pardon?"

"Sorry sir, I was dreaming."

"Yes I know. And so does the rest of the school, seeing as you kept yelling about pots and pumpkin juice."

I look around. Oh no this can't be real, im in the great hall. Everyone's looking at me. Now I get it. It was all just one big stupid dream.