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Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU THINK THAT CHIEF IS THE SMARTEST PERSON ON OUR EARTH!
Title: IQ test
Author: Izolda
Explanation: It's a stupid one-shot. It's about some test. I also have to add that right now I'm very sleepy and about five minutes ago I totally forgot English and how to use my brain.
So, you ware warned, now you can read.
Enjoy yourself.
IQ TESTOur favorite team was sitting in Tyson's dojo. They ware doing nothing.
"Man, I'm sooo bored" Tyson complained.
"Guys, I know what we should do" Chief yelled very exited. "Let's do some IQ tests"
Kenny was more than sure that he was the smartest in the team. That why he told others to do such tests.
"It's not that bad idea" Max smiled. You know he always is so enthusiastic about everything.
Chief found some tests in the Internet and printed them. He gave a copy to everyone. Than they started.
After an hour.
"OK, now I gonna check our answers" Chief said.
"No, no, I gonna do it cause you may cheat" Dizzy added.
She checked the answers.
"Ok, I have results" Dizzy said.
"Don't let us wait" Chief commended.
"Ok, but you gonna regretted it" she added.
"Like you have already known the stupidest one here is Daitchi. He has an IQ of 83. I have to add that average person has an IQ of 100." Dizzy said sarcastically.
Daitchi barely understood what was going on. I'm sorry for my cruelty but I don't like Daitchi. He's just stupid monkey boy.
"The second worst place belong to… nobody will be surprised… Tyson. He has an IQ of 119. My congratulations Tyson. I always thought that you ware almost as stupid as Daitchi. But not, you are typical average person. OMG! What happened to this society." Dizzy yelled.
Tyson was smiling friendly and said "You see one day I'll be the smartest here."
"Third worst and third best position at one time have two boys with the same results. Cheers for Ray and Chief. They have an IQ of 130 which is very good result." She said.
"I'm surprised. I as clever as Kenny. WOW" Ray said modestly.
Chief was just in shock.
"And now the biggest surprise! Our energetic Max has an IQ of 139. I always knew that that guy has a potential."
"Really? Mummy would be so proud" Max smiled with a tear in his eye.
"and the smartest around- our mighty Kai. He has an IQ of 158. If you have 160 you could belong to MENSA but you have 'only' 158. You're as clever as me. The old thought that quiet people are smart is true. You know it's like a bell. Why it's so loud? Cause it's empty inside." Dizzy ended her speech.
"Kai, man, I know you are smart but not that much." Tyson smiled.
Kai wanted them to let him go. He didn't care about test at all.
Only chief was sad. He sat in his room. He cried.
"I know Kai is clever, maybe even more than me but Max! OMG! I gonna kill myself." Kenny cried.
"I told you, you gonna regretted that" Dizzy said maliciously.
THE END