My love for Edward poem

by meanja

A poem I wrote for a contest. It had to be humorous and about love, but you also had to have the word chagrin in it.Slight Harry Potter bashing but not too much.Best poem ever MUST READ IT!hehehe-faints-.NOT SLASH POEM AND NOT TO BE TAKIN SERIOUSLY!

My Love for Edward-poem

Edward is my Valentine
he is what i desire.
On that special day
he'll turn me into a sexy vampire!

I have to use chagrin in this poem
but i dont know what it means!
I hope bellas not mad at us
'cus Edward is the love of all teens.

I also love Jacob too
My love for him runs deep.
If Edward ever heard this
he'd ram his hand into Emmetts jeep.

Vampires vs Werewolves
I dont know which to pick
If i were a hp fan
I would think both were sick!

But im not a Harry Potter fan
because those books suck
Sorry if i offended the girls who like them
but honestly i dont give a f**k

Im straying away from love
but lets get back to it now
but Edwards getting hungry
so il go fetch him a cow.

Wait im back now
but what was i saying??
Oh yeah, I love Edward
i hope this poem is portraying..............it.