Where are you, Daddy?

Did you leave us, Daddy? Did you get mad? I get mad sometimes but then I get timeout. Are you in timeout?

I can't leave. I need Mommy to tuck me in and chase the gengar out of my closet.

Would you do that?

Are you real? If I had a daddy, he'd be the nicest one ever! We'd ride bikes and swing on swings and you'd read me stories. A nice daddy wouldn't make Mommy cry.

My friends say I have to have a daddy. I don't believe them. A real daddy would be here.