Kouga's Simple Plea
By
Robochar
So, here I am. I'm asking a simple favor of you, would you stop saying I wear a skirt! Seriously, it's not manly to be wearing a skirt you know. I mean, I want to get my Woh-man, and when people say I do something I don't it makes me look bad. So you may be wondering what this is all about huh? Well I'll tell you...
So, you know me I was looking for Kagome around when some random person said I was wearing a skirt. I got really pissed and kicked their ass. Then I found Kagome and those people that go places with her. I heard them say I wore a skirt. That damn Inu-Korro said I was wearing one too.
I don't get it! Why do people always say I'm wearing a skirt? I am obviously wearing a pair of pants! Are you all blind or something? I mean, that one guy that goes places with Kagome…he wears a dress…but that damn Inu-Korro…he wears a skirt. There's a big difference between the three! I'm the really best one though. These pants maybe a little short but they aren't like the skirt InuYasha wears. I know better, because I was taught well!
These one guys I knew when I was little, that were named…um…I don't quite remember, but they had names. They were the best at everything! So I hung with them so I would learn how to be as ass kicking as them! Well they liked me, I think, but they told me a true ass-kicker wore pants like them. So I got me some pants like them. Then they showed me a skirt. Skirts are really ugly you know, and they are not meant for an ass-kicker like myself. So I still wear my pants to this day. However I wonder why they always laughed at me. Oh well.
So there it is. Plain and simple. I want you all to stop ruining my chances with Kagome by saying I wear a skirt! It really makes me mad…and ready to kick your ass and be ass-kicking and…stuff. Um…yeah….
The End
Disclaimer: I don't own Kouga, InuYasha ,or the concept of pants. Please do not sue me.